Random Things We Should Never Do

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1 Give my lists bad reviews

Anonymous, it's clear that your stupidity exceeds that of even a baby who uses his/her first and second teeth to permanently plug his/her only two sources of milk.

My lips swell when I cry and I make an awful snotty sniffing noise. Please don't make me cry haha

2 Hold up a police station

For someone to do this doesn't make sense haha!

Hey guys, this will be fun!

3 Goosestep across Europe
4 Drive your car down a narrow street with a jet engine on the back
5 Film a musical in Chernobyl

"There was something up with the core, and the machinery had had the last straw. And we haven't been here for 20-odd years, because of damn reactor 4! "

6 Fart in a room full of gas

I was eating my breakfast and now its all over my brother.

Haha! Thank you to who added this gem along with the rest of them. They're so funny! =D

It would really stink then , it depends on what kind of gas , though !

7 Gargle with razor blades

Stupid and daring too! But first thing, how long will he be able to gargle if he really goes with it?

Truth is, Britgirl, it's more likely to happen to you if you're a man. And a stupid one at that.

Just a stupid thing to do. Unless you're stupid of course!

8 Wear a Justin Bieber T-shirt to the Download Festival

Haha! Excellent list, Britgirl! I love you!

9 Try to sneeze with your eyes open

FACT: if you do your eyes will pop out. FUN IMMA GONNA TRY IT!

Go on then, fool, try it! You would too, wouldn't you? Haha!

You might not have any eyes after that

I did it beforehand.

10 Juggle Chainsaws
The Contenders
11 Try and work out the mind of your parents
12 Walk into anywhere backwards
13 Attempt to swallow a mosquito nest whole

I didn't know mosquitoes had nests.. Where can you find them?!

14 Draw glasses and a moustache on The Queen of Englands face

NEVER do this. Not in the company of Britgirl anyway.

15 Try to bite a swan's head off
16 Breakdance in a museum of priceless artifacts
17 Dive into a erupting volcano with a thermometer to check its temperature

Haha! Don't EVER do that hot! That is totally random!

18 Leave home without your sense of humour
19 Stand on your hands and say YOLO to a cow

SO RANDOM! I WANNA DO THIS!

20 Swallow a whole ant and then try to save it by undergoing surgery

Ant I'll save you poor ant ! I can't believe I'm doing this , but you need to ,live and go back to your family !

21 Try to cut your hair with chainsaw
22 Lie Completely Still In the Middle of a Road Pretending As Dead

I actually saw someone do this, they had a waterbottle in their hand. It was really random... Lol. They got up after a while though

23 Lick a Polar Bear
24 Marry a man who has a funny/weird surname
25 Do a Cordova with your motorbike at a funeral
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