Random Things We Should Never Do


The Top Ten

1 Give my lists bad reviews

Anonymous, it's clear that your stupidity exceeds that of even a baby who uses his/her first and second teeth to permanently plug his/her only two sources of milk. - PositronWildhawk

My lips swell when I cry and I make an awful snotty sniffing noise. Please don't make me cry haha - Britgirl

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2 Gargle with razor blades

Stupid and daring too! But first thing, how long will he be able to gargle if he really goes with it? - Kiteretsunu

Truth is, Britgirl, it's more likely to happen to you if you're a man. And a stupid one at that. - PositronWildhawk

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3 Hold up a police station

For someone to do this doesn't make sense haha! - Curti2594

Hey guys, this will be fun! - HezarioSeth

4 Wear a Justin Bieber T-shirt to the Download Festival

Haha! Excellent list, Britgirl! I love you! - keyson

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5 Try to sneeze with your eyes open

You might not have any eyes after that - Ajkloth

FACT: if you do your eyes will pop out. FUN IMMA GONNA TRY IT!

Go on then, fool, try it! You would too, wouldn't you? Haha! - Britgirl

I did it beforehand.

6 Goosestep across Europe
7 Try and work out the mind of your parents
8 Walk into anywhere backwards
9 Film a musical in Chernobyl

"There was something up with the core, and the machinery had had the last straw. And we haven't been here for 20-odd years, because of damn reactor 4! " - PositronWildhawk

10 Fart In A Room Full Of Gas

Haha! Thank you to who added this gem along with the rest of them. They're so funny! =D - Britgirl

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The Contenders

11 Drive your car down a narrow street with a jet engine on the back
12 Draw glasses and a moustache on The Queen of Englands face

NEVER do this. Not in the company of Britgirl anyway. - Britgirl

13 Juggle Chainsaws
14 Leave home without your sense of humour
15 Attempt to swallow a mosquito nest whole

I didn't know mosquitoes had nests.. Where can you find them?!

16 Marry a man who has a funny/weird surname
17 Try to bite a swan's head off
18 Breakdance in a museum of priceless artifacts
19 Stand on your hands and say YOLO to a cow
20 Swallow a Whole Ant and Then Try To Save It By Undergoing Surgery

Ant I'll save you poor ant ! I can't believe I'm doing this , but you need to ,live and go back to your family ! - funnyuser

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Top Remixes

1. Give my lists bad reviews
2. Goosestep across Europe
3. Film a musical in Chernobyl
1. Swallow a Whole Ant and Then Try To Save It By Undergoing Surgery
2. Try To Cut Your Hair With Chainsaw
3. Dive Into a Erupting Volcano With a Thermometer To Check Its Temperature
1. Gargle with razor blades
2. Wear a Justin Bieber T-shirt to the Download Festival
3. Hold up a police station



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