Top 10 Random Things to Yell Before You Slap Someone

A list of random things to yell right before you slap some random person.
The Top Ten
1 I like pie!
2 This is for Larry!

I told this to my sister and slapped her foot but I said, Why did you eat Larry?

What was? You haven't slapped him/her yet.

Damn Larry. He always gets his way.

3 This is the sound of one hand clapping!
4 Mom loves me more!

I hate my little sis. Wish I could slap her while saying that, although it's not true.

If you're slapping someone who is not your sibling, this would be really funny.

5 How could you!

Haha, this list is amazing! To walk - no, sorry - stride up to some random person, scream "How COULD you?" right before the mother of all slaps would be hilarious! I'd like to do this to an unsuspecting girl's boyfriend! Haha! And maybe follow it up with "What's to become of me and the baby?!"

I love saying this for no reason.

6 In your face!

My baseball bat on your face! Let's go, Lucille!

This list is hilarious! You made my day!

7 Give me back my baby!

Enter King Solomon to settle the dispute.

Imagine if a three-year-old does that...

8 Get a job!

SpongeBob should have done this to Squidward in that one episode.

This makes me think about that Offspring song.

No! I'll sell my dirty socks and make a living!

9 This is Sparta!
10 He/She's mine!
The Contenders
11 It's not my penguin!

Nor does this penguin belong to Larry. So once again, this is for Larry!

My penguin is fluffier than yours, and you damn well know it!

12 Allahu Akbar!
13 Falcon Slap!
14 Because I'm Batman

That will justify everything you do in life:

"Why are you robbing my store?"
"Because I'm Batman."

"Why are you sleeping with my girl?"
"Because I'm Batman."

See? Works every time.

15 Firmly grasp it!
16 Experience the ghetto!

I will do this to everybody I know!

Hah... I'm going to do that sometime.

17 Buy me a sparkly unicorn!
18 Let me slap you or else I will slap you!

Both will result in being slapped anyway.

Let's me tickle you or I'll tickle you.

19 My future wife who I don't know told me to do this!
20 Shut up when I'm talking to you!
21 You want a face massage? Here!
22 Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as pickle fish lips!
23 I like slaps.
24 Bye Felicia!
25 I killed the mosquito!
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