Top Ten Random Things to Yell Into a Telephone Before Hanging Up


The Top Ten

1 I'm Ready! V 1 Comment
2 Look behind you!

A possible lesson to learn from any crashes that follow is: don't drive and answer your phone. - PositronWildhawk

This would creep people out. - Catlover2004

HA! I'M GONNA DO THAT! - letdot52

3 Let's get married!

You know what? I think this would be rather sweet... Not said by a total stranger though. That's just... Well... Weird! - Britgirl

My reaction depends on the gender and personality. - Garythesnail

I bet the person would hang up before you could. - Powerfulgirl10

This would be so cute... not to a total stranger, but from one person to another person who are dating.

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4 Olé, Olé; Olé, Olé...

Ah summa lumma dooma

5 Happy Birthday!

What if it's your Birthday

Lol! - Powerfulgirl10

Lol just play the Happy Birthday song on a kazoo in the background. ~Mistyrain

6 Cookie! Nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom.

Actually take crackers or something and munch them into the phone. - Powerfulgirl10

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7 No This Is Patrick

I bobbed for apples out of yo girl

"Is this the Krusty Krab? " - Powerfulgirl10


8 Redshifted Samurai Pigeons!

Lol that makes no sense!

9 Go F*** yourself! V 1 Comment
10 Pineapples are too overrated!

Firestar calls Tigerstar on the phone. After a chat, Firestar hangs up angrily yelling "PINEAPPLES ARE TOO OVERRATED! "

SpongeBob would be angry at this. - Powerfulgirl10

The Newcomers

? I love you

The Contenders

11 A hamster ate my landlord!
12 Don't Hang Up!

" okay, I'll hang up " (hang up ) - funnyuser

13 I fart in your general direction!

Monty python farts in YOUR general Direction!

14 Piggy! V 1 Comment
15 So long, sucka!!
16 Oh S*** not again!
17 She was my wife!
18 You Are the Biggest (Beep) (Beep) I Have Ever Met!

That is what I once did to someone back in highschool, who was particularly nasty to me. I phoned him up, & yelled my little line, & hung up. I used a pay phone so that the call couldn't be traced.

19 Before you hang up, I need to tell you a secret. I. AM........JOHN CENA

You need to sound like him though. - Powerfulgirl10

*sits on telephone* - AlphaQ

HAHA - mayamanga

JOHN CENAAA! *John Cena song plays in backround* - Enderninja327

20 You've Been Hangin' On The Telephone...
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Top Remixes (5)

1. Go F*** yourself!
2. Look behind you!
3. Don't Hang Up!
1. Before you hang up, I need to tell you a secret. I. AM........JOHN CENA
2. Don't Hang Up!
3. I am dating your boyfriend, Jeff the killer
1. I'm Ready!
2. Cookie! Nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom.
3. Happy Birthday!

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