Top Ten Random Things to Yell Into a Telephone Before Hanging Up

SpongeBob would be so proud!

A possible lesson to learn from any crashes that follow is: don't drive and answer your phone. - PositronWildhawk

This would creep people out. - Catlover2004

HA! I'M GONNA DO THAT! - letdot52

Don’t look at your camera!

You know what? I think this would be rather sweet... Not said by a total stranger though. That's just... Well... Weird! - Britgirl

My reaction depends on the gender and personality. - Garythesnail

I bet the person would hang up before you could. - Powerfulgirl10

This would be so cute... not to a total stranger, but from one person to another person who are dating.

Ah summa lumma dooma

What if it's your Birthday

Lol! - Powerfulgirl10

Lol just play the Happy Birthday song on a kazoo in the background. ~Mistyrain

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GEORGE
Who's that?
YOU! HI GEORGE!
*hangs up*
HEY, I WAS GONNA DO THAT

Actually take crackers or something and munch them into the phone. - Powerfulgirl10

Just like the Cookie Monster on Newsnight. Yes, that happened. - PositronWildhawk

But then you would kill @CrazyCookieIsAwesome!

I bobbed for apples out of yo girl

"Is this the Krusty Krab? " - Powerfulgirl10

Lol

Lol that makes no sense!

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" okay, I'll hang up " (hang up ) - funnyuser

Monty python farts in YOUR general Direction!

Mabel would be happy - lolingdog9000

That is what I once did to someone back in highschool, who was particularly nasty to me. I phoned him up, & yelled my little line, & hung up. I used a pay phone so that the call couldn't be traced.

You need to sound like him though. - Powerfulgirl10

*sits on telephone* - AlphaQ

HAHA - mayamanga

Blast that background music, then hang up quickly! ~Mistyrain

Undertale... Nah, I'm probably just Undertale trash and this is appealing to me

Whys little jimmy crying cause he just got dunked on! undertale for the win (Fart on The World)

Oh my Lord. Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

Me to my bully before he left: I can't eat yo mama because that bitch is too fat to give birth to retards like you. - AlphaQ

What a great idea! And you know what, while we're at it, we may as well freeze our babies so when it is in and ice cube, we can set that baby ice cube next to another ice cube and watch them melt while listening to the song Ice Ice Baby.

Me: You just won tickets to a One Direction concert!
Receiver:, where are they?
Me: In my stomach - TwilightKitsune

What?! I can't stop laughing! - Powerfulgirl10

Is this a SpongeBob reference? - Powerfulgirl10

More Undertale...

"NO! THIS IS PARICK! " - Powerfulgirl10

"Okay, talk to you later."
Me: "I AM A CINNAMON ROLL! "
"What the-"
-hangs up- - Emberflight_of_StormClan