Top Ten Random Things to Yell Into a Telephone Before Hanging Up


The Top Ten

1 I'm Ready!

SpongeBob would be so proud!

2 Look behind you!

A possible lesson to learn from any crashes that follow is: don't drive and answer your phone. - PositronWildhawk

This would creep people out. - Catlover2004

Don’t look at your camera!

HA! I'M GONNA DO THAT! - letdot52

3 Let's get married!

You know what? I think this would be rather sweet... Not said by a total stranger though. That's just... Well... Weird! - Britgirl

My reaction depends on the gender and personality. - Garythesnail

I bet the person would hang up before you could. - Powerfulgirl10

I can picture a reaction. - PositronWildhawk

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4 Olé, Olé; Olé, Olé...

Is this a reference to something or is this completely random.

Ah summa lumma dooma

5 Happy Birthday!

What if it's your Birthday

Lol! - Powerfulgirl10

Lol just play the Happy Birthday song on a kazoo in the background. ~Mistyrain

Who's that?
*hangs up*

6 Cookie! Nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom.

Actually take crackers or something and munch them into the phone. - Powerfulgirl10

Just like the Cookie Monster on Newsnight. Yes, that happened. - PositronWildhawk

But then you would kill @CrazyCookieIsAwesome!

7 No This Is Patrick

I bobbed for apples out of yo girl

"Is this the Krusty Krab? " - Powerfulgirl10


8 Redshifted Samurai Pigeons!

Lol that makes no sense!

9 Go F*** yourself!


10 A hamster ate my landlord!

The Contenders

11 Pineapples are too overrated!

Firestar calls Tigerstar on the phone. After a chat, Firestar hangs up angrily yelling "PINEAPPLES ARE TOO OVERRATED! "

SpongeBob would be angry at this. - Powerfulgirl10

12 Don't Hang Up!

" okay, I'll hang up " (hang up ) - funnyuser

13 I fart in your general direction!

Monty python farts in YOUR general Direction!

14 Piggy!

Mabel would be happy - lolingdog9000

15 So long, sucka!!
16 Oh S*** not again!
17 She was my wife!
18 You Are the Biggest (Beep) (Beep) I Have Ever Met!

That is what I once did to someone back in highschool, who was particularly nasty to me. I phoned him up, & yelled my little line, & hung up. I used a pay phone so that the call couldn't be traced.

19 Eat s**t!
20 Before you hang up, I need to tell you a secret. I. AM........JOHN CENA

You need to sound like him though. - Powerfulgirl10

*sits on telephone* - AlphaQ

Blast that background music, then hang up quickly! ~Mistyrain

21 You've Been Hangin' On The Telephone...
22 Get dunked on!

Undertale... Nah, I'm probably just Undertale trash and this is appealing to me

Whys little jimmy crying cause he just got dunked on! undertale for the win (Fart on The World)

23 I hate you because I love you.
24 Oh yea and by the way, this is really Orlando Bloom talking.
25 *whispering* I ate yo mama

Oh my Lord. Lol. - Powerfulgirl10

Me to my bully before he left: I can't eat yo mama because that bitch is too fat to give birth to retards like you. - AlphaQ

26 I think I'm losing you. I think we should both submerge our phones in buckets of boiling water to see if we get better reception

What a great idea! And you know what, while we're at it, we may as well freeze our babies so when it is in and ice cube, we can set that baby ice cube next to another ice cube and watch them melt while listening to the song Ice Ice Baby.

27 You just won tickets to a One Direction concert!

Oh NO! I wish I got Imagine Dragons tickets. - IceFoxPlayz

Me: You just won tickets to a One Direction concert!
Receiver:, where are they?
Me: In my stomach - TwilightKitsune

28 I love you
29 By the way, I laid with your mom
30 Wryyy!
31 Mum don't come in
32 I am dating your boyfriend, Jeff the killer

What?! I can't stop laughing! - Powerfulgirl10

33 No wait! I must always hang up first!
34 I'm shipping Mario and Peach!
35 Finland

Is this a SpongeBob reference? - Powerfulgirl10

36 B****
37 Let's do this!
38 Cookie
39 That's how!
40 You're gonna have a bad time!

Either a South Park or UnderTale reference. - IceFoxPlayz

More Undertale...

41 I know you masturbate
42 You are the lucky winner of 100 million dollars.To redeem this prize you have to call......beep....beep....
43 Wait! Save me! I got a pineapple under the sea! It's so beautiful! Superman is in my home!
44 Is this the Krusty Krab?

"NO! THIS IS PARICK! " - Powerfulgirl10

45 Boo!
46 I'm a ghost!
47 Need a beret? I'm your girl!
48 I'm a cinnamon roll!

"Okay, talk to you later."
"What the-"
-hangs up- - Emberflight_of_StormClan

49 Stop talking!
50 Hello!
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Top Remixes (4)

1. Go F*** yourself!
2. Look behind you!
3. Don't Hang Up!
1. I'm Ready!
2. Cookie! Nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom.
3. Happy Birthday!
1. Olé, Olé; Olé, Olé...
2. I'm Ready!
3. Look behind you!

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