Top Ten Random Things to Yell Into a Telephone Before Hanging Up

The Top Ten
1 I'm Ready!

SpongeBob would be so proud!

*Happy SpongeBob noises*

2 Look behind you!

A possible lesson to learn from any crashes that follow is: don't drive and answer your phone.

This would creep people out.

3 Let's get married!

You know what? I think this would be rather sweet... Not said by a total stranger though. That's just... Well... Weird!

This would be so cute... not to a total stranger, but from one person to another person who are dating.

My reaction depends on the gender and personality.

4 Olé, Olé; Olé, Olé...

Is this a reference to something or is this completely random.

5 Cookie! Nom nom nom nom, nom nom nom nom.

Actually take crackers or something and munch them into the phone.

6 Happy Birthday!

What if it's your Birthday

7 Redshifted Samurai Pigeons!

Lol that makes no sense!

8 Go F*** yourself!
9 No This Is Patrick

I bobbed for apples out of yo girl

"Is this the Krusty Krab? "

10 A hamster ate my landlord!
The Contenders
11 Pineapples are too overrated!

Firestar calls Tigerstar on the phone. After a chat, Firestar hangs up angrily yelling "PINEAPPLES ARE TOO OVERRATED! "

SpongeBob would be angry at this.

12 I fart in your general direction!

Monty python farts in YOUR general Direction!

13 Don't Hang Up!

" okay, I'll hang up " (hang up )

14 Oh S*** not again!
15 Piggy!

I would shout "WADDLES! "

most people in my contacts would get the reference

Mabel would be happy

16 So long, sucka!!
17 She was my wife!
18 Before you hang up, I need to tell you a secret. I. AM........JOHN CENA

You need to sound like him though.

*sits on telephone*

19 You've Been Hangin' On The Telephone...
20 Get dunked on!

Whys little jimmy crying cause he just got dunked on! undertale for the win (Fart on The World)

Undertale... Nah, I'm probably just Undertale trash and this is appealing to me

21 I hate you because I love you.
22 Oh yea and by the way, this is really Orlando Bloom talking.
23 Wryyy!

Yare yare daze...

24 Eat s**t!
25 *whispering* I ate yo mama
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