Top Ten Random Things to Yell at Your Friends!

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The Top Ten

1 Sweet Jesus
2 That's As Useless As Tits On a Fish!

You know it's true-John - Jagjohn1

3 Holy Cat's A**

Ain't nothing as holy as a cats ass. - John - Jagjohn1

4 Holy Flying Flapper Fish

... What...? - Powerfulgirl10

5 Redshifted Samurai Pigeons!
6 Elephant Fish

You go Figure out what elephant fish I am taling about. something that starts with a pu$$ - Jagjohn1

7 Sgt. Rock Got Abused by a Unicorn When He Was Little, In a Very Dark Alleyway So He Has PTSD and an STD

I feel sorry Sgt. Rock. - Toucan

8 This Is a Contest
9 It Is Like a Gaggle of Retards Humping a Door Knob!

What this is so funny it's like a gaggle of retards humping a doorknob

10 I fart in your general direction

The Contenders

11 You're a kid now! You're a squid now! You're a kid, you're a squid!

HA! A Splatoon reference! I love that game! - Powerfulgirl10

12 Shut Up When I'm Talkin' to You!
13 Wanna join my masturbating contest
14 Batman
15 This is Sparta

He'll yea

16 You look like bird poop

Thanks!

17 I am the walrus!!! Goo goo g'joob!!!
18 If I slap you, and only if I slap you, you must leave the airport in Finland at 11:45. Arrivals will be at 11:09pm on the thirteenth of April 1944.

73 years in the past?

19 I'm all by myself!!!!
20 Look! An arctic penguin-apple!
21 We are in the universe! Planets live inside the moon! A rocket-ship can go to space! A rocket-ship can go to the moon!
22 Cybersix!
23 Chicken nuggets!
24 Giffany!
25 Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi! Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi! Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi is an American-Japanese animated fantasy-comedy television series created by Sam Register for Cartoon Network.
26 Need a beret? I'm your girl!
27 Take my advice, don't be a mooch! Grab life by the lips and give it a smooch!
28 Up yours bitches

Walk down the street and yell it out I heard someone do it one day it was so funny! 👆

29 It's high noon
30 I don't like it, I love it!
31 Hello, friend!
32 Finland
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1. Sweet Jesus
2. This Is a Contest
3. Sgt. Rock Got Abused by a Unicorn When He Was Little, In a Very Dark Alleyway So He Has PTSD and an STD
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1. That's As Useless As Tits On a Fish!
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3. Holy Flying Flapper Fish
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