Top Ten Random Things to Yell at Your Friends!

The Top Ten
1 That's As Useless As Tits On a Fish!

You know it's true-John

2 Holy Cat's A**

Ain't nothing as holy as a cats ass. - John

3 Holy Flying Flapper Fish
4 Sweet Jesus
5 Elephant Fish

You go Figure out what elephant fish I am taling about. something that starts with a pu$$

6 Redshifted Samurai Pigeons!
7 It Is Like a Gaggle of Retards Humping a Door Knob!

What this is so funny it's like a gaggle of retards humping a doorknob

8 Sgt. Rock Got Abused by a Unicorn When He Was Little, In a Very Dark Alleyway So He Has PTSD and an STD

I feel sorry Sgt. Rock.

9 This Is a Contest
10 You're a kid now! You're a squid now! You're a kid, you're a squid!
The Contenders
11 Shut Up When I'm Talkin' to You!
12 I fart in your general direction
13 This is Sparta
14 Wanna join my masturbating contest
15 Batman
16 You look like bird poop
17 I am the walrus!!! Goo goo g'joob!!!
18 Giffany!

Is this supposed to be a Gravity Falls reference?

19 If I slap you, and only if I slap you, you must leave the airport in Finland at 11:45. Arrivals will be at 11:09pm on the thirteenth of April 1944.

73 years in the past?

20 I'm all by myself!!!!
21 Look! An arctic penguin-apple!
22 We are in the universe! Planets live inside the moon! A rocket-ship can go to space! A rocket-ship can go to the moon!
23 Cybersix!
24 Chicken nuggets!
25 Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi! Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi is an American-Japanese animated fantasy-comedy television series created by Sam Register for Cartoon Network.
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