Top Ten Random Things to Yell at Your Friends!

The Top Ten

1 Sweet Jesus
2 That's As Useless As Tits On a Fish!

You know it's true-John - Jagjohn1

3 Holy Cat's A**

Ain't nothing as holy as a cats ass. - John - Jagjohn1

4 Holy Flying Flapper Fish

... What...? - Powerfulgirl10

5 Redshifted Samurai Pigeons!
6 Elephant Fish

You go Figure out what elephant fish I am taling about. something that starts with a pu$$ - Jagjohn1

7 Sgt. Rock Got Abused by a Unicorn When He Was Little, In a Very Dark Alleyway So He Has PTSD and an STD

I feel sorry Sgt. Rock. - Toucan

8 This Is a Contest
9 It Is Like a Gaggle of Retards Humping a Door Knob!

What this is so funny it's like a gaggle of retards humping a doorknob

10 Shut Up When I'm Talkin' to You!

Okay Chester. - 3DG20

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11 I fart in your general direction
12 You're a kid now! You're a squid now! You're a kid, you're a squid!

HA! A Splatoon reference! I love that game! - Powerfulgirl10

13 This is Sparta

No, this is Patrick! (( sorry for that SpongeBob reference )) - IceFoxPlayz

He'll yea

14 Wanna join my masturbating contest
15 Batman
16 You look like bird poop


17 I am the walrus!!! Goo goo g'joob!!!
18 Giffany!

Is this supposed to be a Gravity Falls reference?

19 If I slap you, and only if I slap you, you must leave the airport in Finland at 11:45. Arrivals will be at 11:09pm on the thirteenth of April 1944.

73 years in the past?

20 I'm all by myself!!!!
21 Look! An arctic penguin-apple!
22 We are in the universe! Planets live inside the moon! A rocket-ship can go to space! A rocket-ship can go to the moon!
23 Cybersix!
24 Chicken nuggets!
25 Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi! Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi is an American-Japanese animated fantasy-comedy television series created by Sam Register for Cartoon Network.
26 Need a beret? I'm your girl!
27 Take my advice, don't be a mooch! Grab life by the lips and give it a smooch!
28 Up yours bitches

Walk down the street and yell it out I heard someone do it one day it was so funny! 👆

29 It's high noon
30 I don't like it, I love it!
31 Hello, friend!
32 Finland
33 Hey, do Robots have dicks?
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