1 That's As Useless As Tits On a Fish!
You know it's true-John - Jagjohn1
2 Sweet Jesus
3 Holy Cat's A**
Ain't nothing as holy as a cats ass. - John - Jagjohn1
4 Holy Flying Flapper Fish
... What...? - Powerfulgirl10
5 Redshifted Samurai Pigeons!
6 Elephant Fish
You go Figure out what elephant fish I am taling about. something that starts with a pu$$ - Jagjohn1
7 Sgt. Rock Got Abused by a Unicorn When He Was Little, In a Very Dark Alleyway So He Has PTSD and an STD
I feel sorry Sgt. Rock. - Toucan
8 This Is a Contest
9 It Is Like a Gaggle of Retards Humping a Door Knob!
What this is so funny it's like a gaggle of retards humping a doorknob
10 You're a kid now! You're a squid now! You're a kid, you're a squid!
HA! A Splatoon reference! I love that game! - Powerfulgirl10
11 Shut Up When I'm Talkin' to You!
Okay Chester. - 3DG20
12 I fart in your general direction
13 This is Sparta
14 Wanna join my masturbating contest
16 You look like bird poop
17 I am the walrus!!! Goo goo g'joob!!!
Is this supposed to be a Gravity Falls reference?
19 If I slap you, and only if I slap you, you must leave the airport in Finland at 11:45. Arrivals will be at 11:09pm on the thirteenth of April 1944.
73 years in the past?
20 I'm all by myself!!!!
21 Look! An arctic penguin-apple!
22 We are in the universe! Planets live inside the moon! A rocket-ship can go to space! A rocket-ship can go to the moon!
24 Chicken nuggets!
25 Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi!
Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi is an American-Japanese animated fantasy-comedy television series created by Sam Register for Cartoon Network.