Top Ten Random Things to Yell

The Top Ten
1 This is how I screw the sky!

Listen up everyone. Howdy folks! I'm Brigitte and enjoy living in Nebraska. I farm potatoes and pumpkin. Its not true that we are rednecks. Its called a stereo Dolby of Nebraskans. Peace to the world. "when you believe! " Whitney Houston...

My friend, That's practically - impossible.

Really? This is random. LOL

2 I hate math!

I got suspended because I used the f word and I was in the middle of nowhere in the baseball field and somehow a teacher was peeing behind a dumpster and heard me

Hey I shout this all the time and nobody looks at me funny... Except for maybe teachers, parents, other kids...

The only people I know won't say that would be teachers, parents and maybe some Asians (no offense)

Am I The only one who likes maths, its one of my favorite subjects

3 Finland!!!

No one checks up on Finland!

4 Yo Vinny hit this ramp!

I get the family guy reference...

5 I am the cheese! I am the best character on this show! I am better than both the salami and the baloney combined!

Diary Of A Wimpy Kid

6 I am sexy and you guys know it
7 I love you Charlie!

So you like a Mexican demon that's summoned by two pencils on a paper? That's kinda weird.

If someone named charlie was actually around, it may be awkward

Ow my finger! Charlie! Charlie!

8 Liar liar, plants for hire!

Yep. This is Patrick at his best. My favorite quote from him.

It's pants on fire. Haha best of SpongeBob.

I'm not so sure, I wanna hire you.

Liar liar, ants soar higher!

9 I have really bad diarrhea!

I accidently said that in the bus louder than I thought and I only ment to say this to my sis.There were a lot of boys around Ops my bad.

I said this last week and everyone stared at me with a disgusted expession, even my best friends.

I said this once in 5th grade louder than I meant to... I still regret it.

I don't think I would share this one...

10 Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up?
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11 This gun is terrible!

This would be a good prank, unless a police officer is there.

This will cause panic to everyone... plus it's a good prank!

This is what I say in laser tag.

12 Toadette’s toes

Who keeps adding thus

13 I have a belly button

I think we all have belly buttons, if I'm not mistaken.

14 Rap is pimpin'!

That comment though

15 Larry!!

Best Joe quote. Impractical Jokers.

Impractical Jokers anyone... ?

Where are you, Larry?

16 Ranch dressing!
17 Holy Cow!
18 Kansas should not be able to have a green planet.
19 If you got bugs, if you got ants, if you got bugs and flies and slugs and things that crawl!

Makes more sense than most rap songs

20 Oh Bob Saget!
21 Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
22 Squidward! The sky had a pokemon!

I'm doing this when I go to Chicago for student council.

23 Obi-Wan Kenobi told me that his pet coconut pooped out Mozilla Firefox!
24 SquidBob smells like pickles!

This is pure nonsense.

25 I am Zim!
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