1 There are tiny pink bunnies eating at the back of my head from the inside!
This definitely is my first random thought! And thhs list is so random and bizarre... I love it!
One by one, the tiny pink bunnies steal one's sanity.
2 Why do I spend my life wrestling Chinese snowshoes?
3 You can't put lead paint on that artichoke sandwich!
4 Cello-tape?!?! Is that cello-tape?!?! Oh God, why me?!?!
Cello-tape! Haha! Brilliant! Cello-tape!
5 Where did the cat leave those sodding post-it notes?
6 Oi! Is that TWENTY grapes in your hood?
"No, it's fifty."
"Oh, never mind."
7 Where were you? I couldn't get the larger car filled to the brim with French mustard!
A rational and dignified response would be "YOU TRIED TO DO WHAT?!?! "
8 Wait! I forgot to weigh the two-headed Mexican wolverine!
I wouldn't know if such a thing existed, but I'll go with my gut and say no.
9 For crying out loud, don't pour apple juice on the magpie!
10 Grab my radish while it's falling!
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11 There are harder things in life to find than a needle in a haystack
...It's trying to find that one particular haystack that the needle is in for instance...
Ever tried burning the haystack?
12 I'm gonna kill my kneecap and feed it mash and beans until it gets sick and leaves me.
13 The word "small" is bigger than the word "big" which isn't actually big at all; smaller than "small" in fact.
I scare myself with how much of a deep thinker I am.
14 I love cow nuggets!! I love eating them while riding a 20 wheeled spaceship with a fire helmet!!!
15 I wonder if the colour yellow hates me more than I hate it?
16 How do you feel about screaming parents?
17 I want to buy a tropical fish-tank.
You know, I do too, but I'll constantly have the cats dipping their paws in.
18 Sometimes, I just wish I would shrink to the size of a peanut and cry. WAIT! I could be part of the peanut contribution!
19 My eyecrust is 40% crystal meth how many times can I vibrate my nipples with an electric toothbrush
20 My mandarin seahorse shadow has woven me wallet from chubacabra leather
21 The words "destination" and "imagination" cause logical thinking problems
The name Tina is in "Destination" but it isn't in "Imagination" (Gina has that privilege instead). Hmm...does this mean Tina is going places without thinking about it or does it mean that Gina thinks about going places and never actually gets there? I just can't decide. One sleepless night awaits...
22 What fool decided to put "Fun" in "Funeral"?
23 76 emo-looking tacos having that emo voice and being like meep meep, then eating a girly sushi
24 Space cows
25 Do pancakes hate waffles?