Top Ten Random Words to Shout at Your Boss When He Walks Past


The Top Ten

1 Oi!

This, fellow TopTenners, is the most random list there is on the entire internet. I haven't seen the entire internet (JB is a good reason for that) but I know that nothing is more random than this. I look forward to seeing Britgirl's name in Guinness World Records. - PositronWildhawk

I've been saying this often now for the bizarre moments but dunno if I'd say that to a boss - Curti2594

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2 Wages!

Uh oh your boss wouldn't approve of that. He would get really mad and fire you. I've learned never to yell wages at my boss at my company.

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3 Splab!

Your boss would probably give you the rest of the day off at least.

4 Horse!

Hey I'm an equestrian so EXCUSE you

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5 Liver! V 1 Comment
6 Bazinga!

I think this would actually make the Boss Laugh... If he knew where it was from - Curti2594

My friend has this as a text alert. - Britgirl

LOL. That would be so funny! Even your boss would have to laugh! - birdechosplash

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7 Shoop!
8 Muck!
9 Rhododendrons!

Well it's a flower, and additional fact : national plant of Nepal

It's a flower, and additional fact : national plant of Nepal

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10 Penis!

The Contenders

11 Random!

Now this IS a random random word! - Britgirl

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12 Baggy!

My friend shouted this once, he said, "Did you speak? " She assured him she didn't say a word. Then he said, "Oh, I thought you said 'baggy! '" Her face was a picture! Haha! - Britgirl

13 Yipes!
14 Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!

This may take all day. You'd still be saying it when leaving to go home! What does it say again? - Britgirl

It's a disease from volcanoes! Bet he wouldn't know! - istooduptoabully

15 Moose!
16 Mangetout!

If I just suddenly yelled "Mangetout! " in any eventuality, then you can assume I've flipped my lid and you can call any number you like. - PositronWildhawk

17 Splunge!
18 Muppet!

That's what I call mine.

It makes sense, I guess. But it's not so nice.

19 Spies!

I voted for this and it went up 4 places.

20 Fribbit!

LAUGH OUT LOUD! :D FRIBBIT. I'm sure this one's used in Johnny English and I laughed then, too! Fribbit. - Britgirl

He did, indeed. And it was hilarious! It's all the timeless humour of Rowan Atkinson! - PositronWildhawk

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