Top Ten Random Words to Shout at Your Boss When He Walks Past

The Top Ten
1 Oi!

This, fellow TopTenners, is the most random list there is on the entire internet. I haven't seen the entire internet (JB is a good reason for that) but I know that nothing is more random than this. I look forward to seeing Britgirl's name in Guinness World Records.

I've been saying this often now for the bizarre moments but dunno if I'd say that to a boss

Thank you. I'm going to grab that as a compliment!

2 Wages!

Uh oh your boss wouldn't approve of that. He would get really mad and fire you. I've learned never to yell wages at my boss at my company.

I don't have the habit of doing so, but I might try... Hm.

3 Splab!

Your boss would probably give you the rest of the day off at least.

4 Bazinga!

I think this would actually make the Boss Laugh... If he knew where it was from

My friend has this as a text alert.

I love the Big Bang Theory!

The big bang theory haha!

5 Rhododendrons!

Well it's a flower, and additional fact : national plant of Nepal

It's a flower, and additional fact : national plant of Nepal

What is this I don't even

Random enough for me.

6 Shoop!
7 Horse!

Hey I'm an equestrian so EXCUSE you

8 Penis!

This will get you fired

Do not say that dudes

9 Liver!

What if your boss hates liver

10 Random!

Now this IS a random random word!

The Contenders
11 Muck!
12 Mangetout!

If I just suddenly yelled "Mangetout! " in any eventuality, then you can assume I've flipped my lid and you can call any number you like.

13 Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis!

This may take all day. You'd still be saying it when leaving to go home! What does it say again?

It's a disease from volcanoes! Bet he wouldn't know!

14 Spies!

I voted for this and it went up 4 places.

15 Yipes!
16 Moose!

Haha! MOOSE! Haha! Thanks to whoever added that.

17 Baggy!

My friend shouted this once, he said, "Did you speak? " She assured him she didn't say a word. Then he said, "Oh, I thought you said 'baggy! '" Her face was a picture! Haha!

18 Muppet!

It makes sense, I guess. But it's not so nice.

That's what I call mine.

19 Bang!

If you get them on the right day this could scare the Piss out of them

Say this REALLY loudly. No point saying it otherwise.

The first word I learnt was BANG!

20 Fribbit!

LAUGH OUT LOUD! :D FRIBBIT. I'm sure this one's used in Johnny English and I laughed then, too! Fribbit.

He did, indeed. And it was hilarious! It's all the timeless humour of Rowan Atkinson!

I knew it! It was the funeral scene. Laugh out loud!

21 Bootylicious!
22 Blah!

Haha! Funny I wonder if he she will think "Am I a big blob? ".

23 Stop!
24 Socks!
25 Fromage!
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