Top Ten Most Random And Worst Situations To Be In

PositronWildhawk
The worst and most random things you can think of make the list. This is my most random list ever.

The Top Ten

1 Stuck in a locked room with a radio beyond your reach playing Nicki Minaj on a loop with no gun

Ha! That would be horrific. Especially if it was playing stupid ---! - emraldYE

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2 Falling from a rocket just before it escapes Earth's gravity, falling back down with no parachute

I think a more accurate thing to say would be "just before you go into orbit" - PositronWildhawk

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3 Balanced on top of a vertical needle that's 1mm in diameter, above a crocodile pool
4 Sitting on the toilet before the sewer explodes

That would affect the whole town, but it would be especially unpleasant if you were on the loo before oily brown water from way below began defying gravity. - PositronWildhawk

All of this crap just rushing up onto your butt while you yourself are crapping

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5 Being electrocuted by a bird landing on your head, having just sat on a pylon

That would suck. So bad. - PositronWildhawk

6 Waking up married to one of your grandparents
7 Budgies burrow out from the ground and steal your wallet

What if it happens every day?!?! - PositronWildhawk

8 Being catapulted when walking up a ramp and having a meteorite land on the other end
9 Google just disappears...

WE NEED GOOGLE. GOOGLE IS GOD!

The worse

10 A baby falling from a high building and landing on your head

Wow! This IS pretty random! And funny! Obviously not for the baby or the unfortunate chap the baby falls on of course but still hilarious to witness! (I'm a decent human being - honest)! - Britgirl

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The Contenders

11 Having Korean Dinner Guests Come Over And Eat The Dog V 1 Comment
12 Waking up from your nightmare to find you weren't actually dreaming

Yep. That really would be bad, now wouldn't it? ;-)

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13 Having a spasm in your leg and kicking the president while he is holding a nuclear bomb that destroys the whole universe. V 1 Comment
14 About To Shake Hands With Your New Boss Before Getting Athritis In Your Middle Finger

That would be the one thing for which there is NO WAY that you can make a feasible explanation. - PositronWildhawk

15 The Phantom of the Opera suddenly reaches out from your television screen to take you back to his lair and sings to you.
16 Being buried alive in a wooden coffin with a woodpecker.

Haha Good luck not losing your sanity!

17 Caught in the middle of World War 22, where Nazi Gorillas from Saturn are clashing with Ninja Zebras from Mars, and your only weapon is a pool noodle.
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1. Stuck in a locked room with a radio beyond your reach playing Nicki Minaj on a loop with no gun
2. Falling from a rocket just before it escapes Earth's gravity, falling back down with no parachute
3. Balanced on top of a vertical needle that's 1mm in diameter, above a crocodile pool
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