Top Ten Most Random and Worst Things to Be Allergic To

I don't know if any of these allergies exist, which I doubt, but they are random and bad.
The Top Ten
1 Yourself

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I once had this allergy test and I found out that I was allergic to myself. Thank goodness it's fixed now.

How is this possible?

What would you do?

2 Everything

The sequel to the theory of everything, the allergies of everything

So I guess the person would die in the first 5 seconds of birth.

Yeah! A girl I knew before was allergic to almost EVERYTHING.

Someone in my class is what the heck this is true even water

3 Fear

I think a lot of people truly are allergic to the word fear.

What if you fear your allergy?!?!

4 God

Like imagine, you're always sneezing, and then when someone says "God Bless You" You sneeze even harder.

The allergy would be like: Eternity in heaven= Eternity of sneezing

This would be my allergy. I can't stand people who talk about God 60/24/7

Its ok, I'll just get an apartment near the gates of heaven (that's a high crime area)

5 Oxygen

Noo don't let me breathe!

Well, you can't breathe, so...

6 The Opposite Sex

That would be quite awkward.

I don't care about the stupid allergy! I'm still gonna talk to them!

Sucks for you man but at I'm not single any more.P.S. I would not do this being that a ten year old being engaged would be quite odd.

Great!

7 Sound

Have fun at a Michael Bay film

8 Pee

At least it leaves your body

9 Blood

This would be bad. Especially if you are a girl.

10 Your Brother

I break out in cold sweats and rainbow-coloured boils when my kid brother is about.

If I were diagnosed with this, a hexillion piece jigsaw would suddenly come together as one.

The good thing is that I don't have a brother.

I don't have a brother, so I'm free of that! :D

The Contenders
11 Mouthwash

Then brush your teeth. Problem solved.

12 The Internet

Yes, I'm allergic to the internet, that's why I never, ever touch it. My user name is a figment of your imagination.

No way, not ever in a gazillion years I'm gonna be allergic to the Internet!

13 Electricity

Of course, a high enough voltage will kill you, but allergy to the small current that recharges your phone can't be good.

14 Darkness

Allergy to light (which does exist) and this would not be a good combination.

Is that the same as fear? No!

15 Pain

I'm Allergic To Pain. It Almost Always Hurts Me.

16 Alcohol

That would actually be good.

17 Talking

Sign language might not work, since it's technically a way to talk, only you don't use you're mouth.

Though it wouldn't be possible it would be horrible. You would have to do sign language.

I am allergic to bananas.

18 Tissues

It would start an endless cycle.

19 Pigs
20 Underwear
21 Clothes
22 Allergies
23 Toilet
24 Air

Laugh out loud. That would be impossible. You would die like the minute after you're born!

25 Sunlight

This is actually a thing. The first time I heard of it was in that creepy movie that I don't remember, the two kids were in darkness all the time and there was that mute maid or something; please tell me what this movie is.

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