Top Ten Randomly Absurd Phrases

The Top Ten

1 Hahaha... Platypus smeared with pink mustard tastes FUNNY, doncha know.

2 Bad cads hate fey leys. Hoohoohaha!!!

3 Lions were going to go extinct but at the last second Batman farted. Dashed decent of him, I say.

Um. Yes, very polite of the man.

4 Have you ever died before?

No, I haven't had the pleasure. Why?

5 Books buy bad blah bah bumbug. Say that 20 times and you'll pass your exam.

I tried. I failed.

6 Do you mind if I shriek like a pig? Oink. That's better.

7 I say, have you ever listened to the song where this Bieber bloke whines for his baby? A bit creepy.

8 You know I've no reason what's so funny but I feel like laughing you think that I'm off my onion but I feel like laughing and as I mentioned earlier I have no reason why and I admit that you might think it queer to laugh so but then, that's Life, eh?

There seems to be a loony out loose... Hm.

9 Google chrome tastes a bit like zebra eyeballs.

No it tastes like snake fingernails...moron

10 [Sigh.] I was going to do a slow-motion backflip when my pet T-rex who does my Maths homework killed my BigMac.

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