Top 10 Rap Songs With Terrible Premises

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As rap evolved from the lowest of the low, it's surprising to see that it was actually the most popular genre of the 2000s. Fueled by albums like 'The Marshall Mathers LP' and 'Graduation', rap deserved it's spot as the most popular genre of the 2000s.

But it lost quality greatly within the decade. With albums like 'Souljaboytellem(dot)com' and 'Encore', it's safe to say that they're trash compared to 'Illmatic' and 'The Chronic'. And the decline in quality is still going on.

Today, we are going to be taking a look at rap songs with the absolute worst premises.

The Top Ten

1 Stimulated - Tyga

A song about making out with the then-underage Kylie Jenner, by an already terrible rapper. Not only that, it samples the dream version of Robert Miles' Children, in a song about going at it with someone who wasn't even the age of consent at the time. How classy. - Swellow

Tyga, in this song, is BRAGGING about his "destruction" of Kylie Jenner, who was just under the age of consent in California when this song was released.

Tyga is a pedophile. Or was, since Kylie is of consent now.

Doesn't make what he did correct, however. - SwagFlicks

It's actually Kylie Jenner lol. But still, this may well have the worst premise of any song ever. - WonkeyDude98

Its all about Kylie Jenner, ugh. - Catacorn

2 Ass Like That - Eminem

The premise of this song is Eminem dissing Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. Here's the worst part about it, however.

TRIUMPH IS A PUPPET.

It's just so pathetic to see someone like Eminem stooping to the level as to need to insult an inanimate object. Combined with the disgusting lyrics and annoying accent; this is my least favorite Eminem song. - SwagFlicks

Is Accent in this song is so funny - 12cc

Not to mention a lyric involving Eminem perving on Hillary Duff (who was 16 years old when this song was written).

3 Lolly - Maejor Ali
4 Hit the Quan - Ilovememphis

People need to stop with these stupid ass dance move songs. Like seriously, the least you can do is make a better rhythm for the song and some decent lyrics but come on what the hell is the problem? Maybe some taste in dance moves, but in creating good music, no. - Mcgillacuddy

While Crank That was awful, it was at least danceable, and Soulja Boy's voice may have worked if it wasn't slathered in echo effects. This was doomed from the start. - WonkeyDude98

Alright, songs like "Crank That" or "Whip And Nae Nae" were very annoying, but "Hit The Quan"? It is annoying, the dance moves are too hard, and its too overplayed. - Catacorn

Okay, I have a question about this song, what in the name of catfur is a Quan? It sounds like a shape. So the Whip and Nae Nae was incredibly annoying, but the dance moves were actually easy. But Hit The Quan? Those dance moves are so hard. And then iheartmemphis made ANOTHER SONG. Called "Lean and Dabb". And thanks to that song, dabbing is all that the kids in my school do. - Catacorn

It's a shortened version of Rich Homie Quan, of which the dance was named after. - SwagFlicks

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5 23 - Mike Will Made-It
6 Whistle - Flo Rida

The hook is based around Flo Rida getting a really nice blowjob. Goodbye life. - WonkeyDude98

7 Lean and Dabb - Ilovememphis

It is annoying, everybody is dabbing in my school :( - Catacorn

8 Lollipop - Lil Wayne

As much as I respect Weezy, I cannot like this song's premise. It's essentially about Lil Wayne claiming that a woman wants to lick his "lollipop".

Disgusting. - SwagFlicks

If there was one point in Lil Wayne's career where he went from a top-tier rapper to kriffing garbage, I'd say it was around 2007 when he made this travesty. - WonkeyDude98

9 Fack - Eminem

I've already talked about how this has the worst set of lyrics and vocals I've ever heard in a song, so I'm going to self-awarely go against the list and talk about something I haven't talked about enough. The production.

While not bad by itself, when paired with one of the most asinine songs ever created, it gives off this really disturbing vibe. The way the percussion's glass ceiling and floor are both at the same level, the sterile finger-snapping, and the three-note orchestra melody that mimics the chorus makes me feel like I'm watching a B-list horror movie. - WonkeyDude98

If these songs have terrible premises they should just vacate them. HAW!

This is definitely the male version of Stupid Hoe, the worst rap song ever made. FCAK is abysmal. -3/5. Ohh...this is not Eminem. - AlphaQ

"Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
ew ew ew ew."

What in the world is he doing?

So yeah, that's the basic premise - SwagFlicks

10 Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz - Riff Raff

The Contenders

11 Rack City - Tyga

"Barring its boring...everything"

Quite an accurate way to describe this lol - WonkeyDude98

Barring its boring... everything, it's just obscure in it's meaning at first look and even further analyses after that.

"I got ya grandma on my d*** (ha ha)"

Ugh... - SwagFlicks

12 No Type - Rae Sremmurd

Contradicts itself during the beginning of the song, and the lyrics make it seem like it was an argument about hookers where the girls left the car after they paid the losers because they knew it wasn't worth a menage. - Swellow

At this point, I have nothing to say about Rae Sremmurd except for WOW, Mike WiLL cannot find a good balance between treble and bass in ANY song can he? Also there's the absymal chorus, but you all hate it for the same reason I do. - WonkeyDude98

"I ain't got no type, bad b****es is the only thing that I like"

So, this song is about... liking bad girls?

Also, nice contradiction. - SwagFlicks

13 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun"

That's pretty much it. Oh, and Nicki ***** boys in her automobile as well, we can't forget that. - SwagFlicks

14 Insane - Eminem

Even though I don't think this song is terrible, it's not good.

The premise, however, is about Eminem claiming his stepfather molested him as a child.

"Don't you know what f**** means? (Yeah! ) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get f****ed or do the f****ing?
F*** 'em in the a**, suck the c** out while you belchin'
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping"

... why? Just why? - SwagFlicks

15 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz

This song is about 2 Chainz wanting something for his birthday.

"All I want for my birthday is a big booty h*
All I want for my birthday is a big booty h*"

Unfortunately, what he wants for his birthday is like mainstream rap nowadays. Boring and unoriginal. And also misogynistic. - SwagFlicks

16 Watch Me - Silento

This may not be the worst song of all time as others would claim (honestly I could find 15 songs from 2015 that are worse, and that speaks for how awful 2015 was), but this song was a fail from premise alone. I guess I could see how the incredibly limp beat and the simple lyrics could make it good as a kid's song, but why let a worse version of Crank That on the charts? - WonkeyDude98

17 Bubble Butt - Major Lazer
18 Crank That - Soulja Boy

WORST RAPPER AND WORST ONE HIT WONDER EVER! AND WHATS WORSE SILENTO DID THE SAME THING

Alright, this is the song that launched Soulja Boy into stardom. So tell me, what does he rap?

"Soulja Boy Up in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that h*"

This song is about showing you one of the worst dances known to mankind. Also, what in the living h*** does "Superman that h*" mean?

Apparently, it means to c** onto a girl's back, and then put a sheet on her back, so that when the c** dries, she'll have a cape like Superman.

What?! - SwagFlicks

19 U.O.E.N.O - Rocko

This song is literally about not knowing. Barring Rick Ross' date-rape line, it's an incredibly boring concept to begin with, and a boring song in hindsight. - SwagFlicks

20 My Humps - Black Eyed Peas

If you have a song titled My Humps, it's going to be the most interesting song of all time or the least interesting song of all time.

Talking about t*** is not interesting subject matter for a song. At all. - SwagFlicks

21 No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd

I love how this song is about not flexing when all they do is flex throughout the entire song. The premise is boring on its own, but they contradict it so bad. - SwagFlicks

This song doesn't even have a premise. They keep changing what it's about over and over and over again. - RalphBob

"No flex zone, they know better"

Then...

"Five chains on"


"FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN CHAINS OOON"

Do I need to go on? - WonkeyDude98

22 Loyal - Chris Brown

"These ho's ain't loyal."

Yeah... - SwagFlicks

23 I Might Go Lesbian - Manika

This counts cause Tyga's in it.

24 Fine China - Chris Brown
25 Crank That (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell'em
26 Kim - Eminem
27 Yahhh! - Soulja Boy
28 Report Card - Soulja Boy
29 Up Like Trump - Rae Sremmurd
30 Flatline - B.O.B
31 Ayo - Chris Brown x Tyga
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Top Remixes (4)

1. Lolly - Maejor Ali
2. Stimulated - Tyga
3. Lean and Dabb - Ilovememphis
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1. Fack - Eminem
2. I Might Go Lesbian - Manika
3. Lolly - Maejor Ali
AlphaQ
1. Stimulated - Tyga
2. Whistle - Flo Rida
3. Anaconda - Nicki Minaj
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