Top 10 Rap Songs With Terrible PremisesAs rap evolved from the lowest of the low, it's surprising to see that it was actually the most popular genre of the 2000s. Fueled by albums like 'The Marshall Mathers LP' and 'Graduation', rap deserved it's spot as the most popular genre of the 2000s.
But it lost quality greatly within the decade. With albums like 'Souljaboytellem(dot)com' and 'Encore', it's safe to say that they're trash compared to 'Illmatic' and 'The Chronic'. And the decline in quality is still going on.
Today, we are going to be taking a look at rap songs with the absolute worst premises.
A song about making out with the then-underage Kylie Jenner, by an already terrible rapper. Not only that, it samples the dream version of Robert Miles' Children, in a song about going at it with someone who wasn't even the age of consent at the time. How classy.
Tyga, in this song, is BRAGGING about his "destruction" of Kylie Jenner, who was just under the age of consent in California when this song was released.
Tyga is a pedophile. Or was, since Kylie is of consent now.
Doesn't make what he did correct, however.
People need to stop with these stupid ass dance move songs. Like seriously, the least you can do is make a better rhythm for the song and some decent lyrics but come on what the hell is the problem? Maybe some taste in dance moves, but in creating good music, no.
This is a clone of Crank That. Except Crank That has more class than this piece of trash.
He Barely Rhymed A Word
"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun"
That's pretty much it. Oh, and Nicki ***** boys in her automobile as well, we can't forget that.
The premise of this song is Eminem dissing Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. Here's the worst part about it, however.
TRIUMPH IS A PUPPET.
It's just so pathetic to see someone like Eminem stooping to the level as to need to insult an inanimate object. Combined with the disgusting lyrics and annoying accent; this is my least favorite Eminem song.
Not to mention a lyric involving Eminem perving on Hillary Duff (who was 16 years old when this song was written).
Is Accent in this song is so funny
Now, right now! EMINEM dissapointed me with this one.
This is definitely the male version of Stupid Hoe, the worst rap song ever made. FCAK is abysmal. -3/5. Ohh...this is not Eminem.
If these songs have terrible premises they should just vacate them. HAW!
As much as I respect Weezy, I cannot like this song's premise. It's essentially about Lil Wayne claiming that a woman wants to lick his "lollipop".
Barring its boring... everything, it's just obscure in it's meaning at first look and even further analyses after that.
"I got ya grandma on my d*** (ha ha)"
I love how this song is about not flexing when all they do is flex throughout the entire song. The premise is boring on its own, but they contradict it so bad.
This song doesn't even have a premise. They keep changing what it's about over and over and over again.
If you have a song titled My Humps, it's going to be the most interesting song of all time or the least interesting song of all time.
Talking about t*** is not interesting subject matter for a song. At all.
This counts cause Tyga's in it.
This song is about 2 Chainz wanting something for his birthday.
"All I want for my birthday is a big booty h*
All I want for my birthday is a big booty h*"
Unfortunately, what he wants for his birthday is like mainstream rap nowadays. Boring and unoriginal. And also misogynistic.
WORST RAPPER AND WORST ONE HIT WONDER EVER! AND WHATS WORSE SILENTO DID THE SAME THING
Alright, this is the song that launched Soulja Boy into stardom. So tell me, what does he rap?
"Soulja Boy Up in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that h*"
This song is about showing you one of the worst dances known to mankind. Also, what in the living h*** does "Superman that h*" mean?
Apparently, it means to c** onto a girl's back, and then put a sheet on her back, so that when the c** dries, she'll have a cape like Superman.
This song is literally about not knowing. Barring Rick Ross' date-rape line, it's an incredibly boring concept to begin with, and a boring song in hindsight.
Even though I don't think this song is terrible, it's not good.
The premise, however, is about Eminem claiming his stepfather molested him as a child.
... why? Just why?
Contradicts itself during the beginning of the song, and the lyrics make it seem like it was an argument about hookers where the girls left the car after they paid the losers because they knew it wasn't worth a menage.
"I ain't got no type, bad b****es is the only thing that I like"
So, this song is about... liking bad girls?
Also, nice contradiction.
"These ho's ain't loyal."
This is R&B. Bad R&B but still...