Top 10 Rap Songs With Terrible Premises

As rap evolved from the lowest of the low, it's surprising to see that it was actually the most popular genre of the 2000s. Fueled by albums like 'The Marshall Mathers LP' and 'Graduation', rap deserved it's spot as the most popular genre of the 2000s.

But it lost quality greatly within the decade. With albums like 'Souljaboytellem(dot)com' and 'Encore', it's safe to say that they're trash compared to 'Illmatic' and 'The Chronic'. And the decline in quality is still going on.

Today, we are going to be taking a look at rap songs with the absolute worst premises.

The Top Ten

1 Stimulated - Tyga Stimulated - Tyga

A song about making out with the then-underage Kylie Jenner, by an already terrible rapper. Not only that, it samples the dream version of Robert Miles' Children, in a song about going at it with someone who wasn't even the age of consent at the time. How classy. - Swellow

Tyga, in this song, is BRAGGING about his "destruction" of Kylie Jenner, who was just under the age of consent in California when this song was released.

Tyga is a pedophile. Or was, since Kylie is of consent now.

Doesn't make what he did correct, however. - SwagFlicks

It's actually Kylie Jenner lol. But still, this may well have the worst premise of any song ever. - WonkeyDude98

I think all Rap songs have terrible premises. This one, no exception. - Music_Lover123

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2 Lolly - Maejor Ali Lolly - Maejor Ali
3 Lean and Dabb - Ilovememphis Lean and Dabb - Ilovememphis V 1 Comment
4 Ass Like That - Eminem Ass Like That - Eminem

The premise of this song is Eminem dissing Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. Here's the worst part about it, however.


It's just so pathetic to see someone like Eminem stooping to the level as to need to insult an inanimate object. Combined with the disgusting lyrics and annoying accent; this is my least favorite Eminem song. - SwagFlicks

Is Accent in this song is so funny - 12cc

Not to mention a lyric involving Eminem perving on Hillary Duff (who was 16 years old when this song was written).

5 23 - Mike Will Made-It 23 - Mike Will Made-It
6 Fack - Eminem Fack - Eminem

I've already talked about how this has the worst set of lyrics and vocals I've ever heard in a song, so I'm going to self-awarely go against the list and talk about something I haven't talked about enough. The production.

While not bad by itself, when paired with one of the most asinine songs ever created, it gives off this really disturbing vibe. The way the percussion's glass ceiling and floor are both at the same level, the sterile finger-snapping, and the three-note orchestra melody that mimics the chorus makes me feel like I'm watching a B-list horror movie. - WonkeyDude98

If these songs have terrible premises they should just vacate them. HAW!

This is definitely the male version of Stupid Hoe, the worst rap song ever made. FCAK is abysmal. -3/5. Ohh...this is not Eminem. - AlphaQ

"Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
ew ew ew ew."

What in the world is he doing?

So yeah, that's the basic premise - SwagFlicks

7 Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz - Riff Raff Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz - Riff Raff
8 Lollipop - Lil Wayne Lollipop - Lil Wayne

As much as I respect Weezy, I cannot like this song's premise. It's essentially about Lil Wayne claiming that a woman wants to lick his "lollipop".

Disgusting. - SwagFlicks

If there was one point in Lil Wayne's career where he went from a top-tier rapper to kriffing garbage, I'd say it was around 2007 when he made this travesty. - WonkeyDude98

9 Hit the Quan - Ilovememphis Hit the Quan - Ilovememphis

People need to stop with these stupid ass dance move songs. Like seriously, the least you can do is make a better rhythm for the song and some decent lyrics but come on what the hell is the problem? Maybe some taste in dance moves, but in creating good music, no. - Mcgillacuddy

While Crank That was awful, it was at least danceable, and Soulja Boy's voice may have worked if it wasn't slathered in echo effects. This was doomed from the start. - WonkeyDude98

Alright, songs like "Crank That" or "Whip And Nae Nae" were very annoying, but "Hit The Quan"? It is annoying, the dance moves are too hard, and its too overplayed. - Catacorn

This is a clone of Crank That. Except Crank That has more class than this piece of trash. - SwagFlicks

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10 No Type - Rae Sremmurd No Type - Rae Sremmurd

Contradicts itself during the beginning of the song, and the lyrics make it seem like it was an argument about hookers where the girls left the car after they paid the losers because they knew it wasn't worth a menage. - Swellow

At this point, I have nothing to say about Rae Sremmurd except for WOW, Mike WiLL cannot find a good balance between treble and bass in ANY song can he? Also there's the absymal chorus, but you all hate it for the same reason I do. - WonkeyDude98

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The Newcomers

? Ayo - Chris Brown x Tyga Ayo - Chris Brown x Tyga
? Flatline - B.O.B Flatline - B.O.B
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The Contenders

11 Whistle - Flo Rida Whistle - Flo Rida

The hook is based around Flo Rida getting a really nice blowjob. Goodbye life. - WonkeyDude98

12 Rack City - Tyga Rack City - Tyga

"Barring its boring...everything"

Quite an accurate way to describe this lol - WonkeyDude98

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13 Insane - Eminem Insane - Eminem V 1 Comment
14 U.O.E.N.O - Rocko U.O.E.N.O - Rocko

This song is literally about not knowing. Barring Rick Ross' date-rape line, it's an incredibly boring concept to begin with, and a boring song in hindsight. - SwagFlicks

15 Birthday Song - 2 Chainz Birthday Song - 2 Chainz V 1 Comment
16 Crank That - Soulja Boy Crank That - Soulja Boy V 2 Comments
17 I Might Go Lesbian - Manika I Might Go Lesbian - Manika V 1 Comment
18 Anaconda - Nicki Minaj Anaconda - Nicki Minaj

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun"

That's pretty much it. Oh, and Nicki ***** boys in her automobile as well, we can't forget that. - SwagFlicks

19 Loyal - Chris Brown Loyal - Chris Brown V 1 Comment
20 My Humps - Black Eyed Peas My Humps - Black Eyed Peas V 1 Comment
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Top Remixes

1. Lolly - Maejor Ali
2. Stimulated - Tyga
3. Lean and Dabb - Ilovememphis
1. Fack - Eminem
2. I Might Go Lesbian - Manika
3. Lolly - Maejor Ali
1. Ass Like That - Eminem
2. Stimulated - Tyga
3. Lollipop - Lil Wayne



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