Top 10 Rap Songs With Terrible Premises

As rap evolved from the lowest of the low, it's surprising to see that it was actually the most popular genre of the 2000s. Fueled by albums like 'The Marshall Mathers LP' and 'Graduation', rap deserved it's spot as the most popular genre of the 2000s.

But it lost quality greatly within the decade. With albums like 'Souljaboytellem(dot)com' and 'Encore', it's safe to say that they're trash compared to 'Illmatic' and 'The Chronic'. And the decline in quality is still going on.

Today, we are going to be taking a look at rap songs with the absolute worst premises.

The Top Ten

Stimulated - Tyga

A song about making out with the then-underage Kylie Jenner, by an already terrible rapper. Not only that, it samples the dream version of Robert Miles' Children, in a song about going at it with someone who wasn't even the age of consent at the time. How classy. - Swellow

Tyga, in this song, is BRAGGING about his "destruction" of Kylie Jenner, who was just under the age of consent in California when this song was released.

Tyga is a pedophile. Or was, since Kylie is of consent now.

Doesn't make what he did correct, however. - SwagFlicks

Hit the Quan - Ilovememphis Hit the Quan - Ilovememphis Cover Art

He Barely Rhymed A Word

People need to stop with these stupid ass dance move songs. Like seriously, the least you can do is make a better rhythm for the song and some decent lyrics but come on what the hell is the problem? Maybe some taste in dance moves, but in creating good music, no. - Mcgillacuddy

This is a clone of Crank That. Except Crank That has more class than this piece of trash. - SwagFlicks

Whistle - Flo Rida Whistle - Flo Rida Cover Art
Anaconda - Nicki Minaj Anaconda - Nicki Minaj Cover Art

"My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun"

That's pretty much it. Oh, and Nicki ***** boys in her automobile as well, we can't forget that. - SwagFlicks

Ass Like That - Eminem Ass Like That - Eminem Cover Art

Now, right now! EMINEM dissapointed me with this one.

The premise of this song is Eminem dissing Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog. Here's the worst part about it, however.


It's just so pathetic to see someone like Eminem stooping to the level as to need to insult an inanimate object. Combined with the disgusting lyrics and annoying accent; this is my least favorite Eminem song. - SwagFlicks

Is Accent in this song is so funny - 12cc

Not to mention a lyric involving Eminem perving on Hillary Duff (who was 16 years old when this song was written).

Bubble Butt - Major Lazer Bubble Butt - Major Lazer Cover Art
Fack - Eminem Fack - Eminem Cover Art

If these songs have terrible premises they should just vacate them. HAW!

This is definitely the male version of Stupid Hoe, the worst rap song ever made. FCAK is abysmal. -3/5. Ohh...this is not Eminem. - AlphaQ

"Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your a** through a tube
ew ew ew ew."

What in the world is he doing?

So yeah, that's the basic premise - SwagFlicks

Watch Me - Silento Watch Me - Silento Cover Art
Lollipop - Lil Wayne Lollipop - Lil Wayne Cover Art

As much as I respect Weezy, I cannot like this song's premise. It's essentially about Lil Wayne claiming that a woman wants to lick his "lollipop".

Disgusting. - SwagFlicks

23 - Mike Will Made-It 23 - Mike Will Made-It Cover Art

The Contenders

Rack City - Tyga Rack City - Tyga Cover Art

Barring its boring... everything, it's just obscure in it's meaning at first look and even further analyses after that.

"I got ya grandma on my d*** (ha ha)"

Ugh... - SwagFlicks

No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd No Flex Zone - Rae Sremmurd Cover Art

I love how this song is about not flexing when all they do is flex throughout the entire song. The premise is boring on its own, but they contradict it so bad. - SwagFlicks

This song doesn't even have a premise. They keep changing what it's about over and over and over again. - RalphBob

My Humps - Black Eyed Peas My Humps - Black Eyed Peas Cover Art

If you have a song titled My Humps, it's going to be the most interesting song of all time or the least interesting song of all time.

Talking about t*** is not interesting subject matter for a song. At all. - SwagFlicks

Lolly - Maejor Ali Lolly - Maejor Ali Cover Art
I Might Go Lesbian - Manika I Might Go Lesbian - Manika Cover Art

This counts cause Tyga's in it.

Birthday Song - 2 Chainz Birthday Song - 2 Chainz Cover Art

This song is about 2 Chainz wanting something for his birthday.

"All I want for my birthday is a big booty h*
All I want for my birthday is a big booty h*"

Unfortunately, what he wants for his birthday is like mainstream rap nowadays. Boring and unoriginal. And also misogynistic. - SwagFlicks

Crank That - Soulja Boy Crank That - Soulja Boy Cover Art


Alright, this is the song that launched Soulja Boy into stardom. So tell me, what does he rap?

"Soulja Boy Up in this ho
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that h*"

This song is about showing you one of the worst dances known to mankind. Also, what in the living h*** does "Superman that h*" mean?

Apparently, it means to c** onto a girl's back, and then put a sheet on her back, so that when the c** dries, she'll have a cape like Superman.

What?! - SwagFlicks

U.O.E.N.O - Rocko U.O.E.N.O - Rocko Cover Art

This song is literally about not knowing. Barring Rick Ross' date-rape line, it's an incredibly boring concept to begin with, and a boring song in hindsight. - SwagFlicks

Lean and Dabb - Ilovememphis Lean and Dabb - Ilovememphis Cover Art
Insane - Eminem Insane - Eminem Cover Art

Even though I don't think this song is terrible, it's not good.

The premise, however, is about Eminem claiming his stepfather molested him as a child.

"Don't you know what f**** means? (Yeah! ) Well, then tell me
Would you rather get f****ed or do the f****ing?
F*** 'em in the a**, suck the c** out while you belchin'
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping"

... why? Just why? - SwagFlicks

No Type - Rae Sremmurd No Type - Rae Sremmurd Cover Art

Contradicts itself during the beginning of the song, and the lyrics make it seem like it was an argument about hookers where the girls left the car after they paid the losers because they knew it wasn't worth a menage. - Swellow

"I ain't got no type, bad b****es is the only thing that I like"

So, this song is about... liking bad girls?

Also, nice contradiction. - SwagFlicks

Loyal - Chris Brown Loyal - Chris Brown Cover Art

"These ho's ain't loyal."

Yeah... - SwagFlicks

This is R&B. Bad R&B but still... - RobertWisdom

Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz - Riff Raff Tip Toe Wing In My Jawwdinz - Riff Raff Cover Art
Fine China - Chris Brown Fine China - Chris Brown Cover Art
Crank That (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell'em Crank That (Soulja Boy) - Soulja Boy Tell'em Cover Art
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