Top 10 Ratchet & Clank Quotes

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1 "YOUUU are MYYY ROWWW-bot lov-ERRerrERR...makin' my SPARK plugs go ZAPPP! ZAPPP! ZAP with your love!" - Dr. Nefarious
2 "This goes out to all you robots cross the galaxy; it's time for you and me to rise up and strike BACK! Don't stop until we dominate, won't you feel great! When we exterminate ALL! OR! GAN! IC! LIFE!" - Courtney Gears
3 "And if YOU don't LIKE it, you can take your sniveling, SNOT-nosed populations, FORM A LINE BEHIND ME AND KISS MY- wait, we're still on? WELL, TURN IT OFF, YOU IDIOT!" - Chairman Drek
4 "This baby can take care of any grooming needs that are just too much trouble for you to handle! Allow me to demonstrate...OH, YEAH-HA-HA-HAH...WOO-HOOHOOHOOHOOHOO...OHH, MOMMY!" - Qwark
5 "I mean, I've worked on some REAL junk, but this takes the CAKE! Pirate GHOST robots...what, do they think we're IDIOTS?!" - Vidcomic Narrator
6 (Qwark: I was always big for my age, wasn't I?) "YOU WERE TWENTY-SIX!" - Dr. Nefarious
7 "The epic, amazing, fascinating and all true- (cough) RIGHT!- adventures of Captain Qwark!" - Vidcomic Narrator
8 "Even drooling imbeciles can achieve success in certain fields, sir; MAD SCIENCE, for example!" - Lawrence
9 "Qwark then proceeded to bravely STALL for time in the women's RESTROOM at Galaxy Burger!" - Vidcomic Narrator
10 "I had a small run-in with the cops after I accidentally sold an illegal Suck Cannon upgrade to a minor; I swear, the kid LOOKED eighteen!" - Slim Cognito

The Contenders

11 "It was MATING season; how was I supposed to know she was your sister?" - Qwark
12 (Have you considered flooding the entire place with boiling acid, sir?) "Ooh, I like the way you THINK, Lawrence! CAN WE DO THAT?" - Dr. Nefarious
13 (I could OBLITERATE the lot of you, and they wouldn't even mention it on Supervillain Weekly!) "Ah yes, but you'd be doing the fashion world an ENORMOUS service!" - Lawrence
14 (Yeah, I saw him! He was BUCK NAKED, and holding a bananer...only maybe it WEREN'T a bananer...it could be-) "ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!" - Nature's Mysteries Narrator
15 "Oh goodness, that was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? My mistake, sir, terribly sorry!" - Lawrence
16 "Meticulously reconstructed with the aid of eyewitness accounts, wild speculation, bathroom gossip, and a Magic 8 Ball" - Vidcomic Narrator
17 "On the contrary, the rules CLEARLY state that the Blargian Snagglebeast has an allergic reaction to swamp flies which lasts two turns!" - Clank
18 "Of course, this will cause your planet to spin out of control and fly into the sun, where it will EXPLODE into a flaming ball of gas, but of course, sacrifices must be made!" - Chairman Drek
19 "What a LOAD of BULLsh**" - Clunk
20 "You mean THIS nutcase is the only hope for saving our galaxy? (sigh) We are HOSED!" - Ratchet
21 "Read it and WEEP, Nathan DRAKE!" - Qwark
22 "We'll SEE how cocky you are TWISTED up like a wet NOODLE!" - Helga
23 "Like, destroy all squishies and stuff" - Skidd McMarxx
24 "I AM DEFEATED! I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO THROW MYSELF ON YOUR MERCY! (runs away) SUCKERRRS!" - Dr. Nefarious
25 "You put the wit in TWIT, sir" - Lawrence
26 "LIES! SQUISHY LIEEEE- (Oh, Janice...)" - Dr. Nefarious
27 "It's on my to-do list, sir...right after folding your UNDERGARMENTS!" - Lawrence
28 "Dude, Qwark is bogus, bogus, bogus; major bogus" - Skidd McMarx
29 "Lawrence? (Lawrence teleports away while the ship is about to explode) THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LAWRENCE!!!" - Dr. Nefarious
30 "WHAT?! THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO SIXTY SECONDS!!!" - Dr. Nefarious
31 "This Lombax CLEARLY had a ROUGH childhood, folks!" - Annihilation Nation Announcer
32 "Qwarktastic" - Qwark
33 (First, Ratchet will wade through massive tunnels flooded with waist-high raw sewage!) "WHAT?!" - Ratchet
34 "This guy's even dumber than- (Captain Qwark?) YEAH, Captain QWAAAH!!!" - Ratchet
35 "AHH, fresh from the bowels of a King Ameoboid!" - Plumber
36 "It's like hide'n'go seek! You hide, my missiles SEEK!!!" - Thug Leader
37 "We got pop-up maps, coloring maps, cutout maps, foldout maps, 3D maps, maps to the stars AND THEIR HOMES!" - Oozla Map Store Cashier
38 (How do you respond to people telling you that your latest intergalactic world-dominating schemes are just more of the same?) "I WILL ANNIHILATE THEM!" - Dr. Nefarious
39 "Oh, this is the BEST part of my day...(slaps Nefarious out of soap-opera mode)" - Lawrence
40 (And to think, they called me INSANE, Lawrence! We'll see who's insane when I've ERADICATED all LIFE on this MISERABLE PLANET!!!) "That should clear things RIGHT up, sir!" - Lawrence
41 (Well, in the meantime...I don't suppose you can play drums?) "LAWWWWWWRENNNNNNCE!!!" - Dr. Nefarious
42 "I must say, the machinery here is quite advanced compared to the malfunctioning bucket of bolts I'm accustomed to dealing with!" - Lawrence
43 "He's all yours, boys; be careful not to leave any MARKS!" - Chairman Drek
44 "Compassion, dashing good looks, IRON! HARD! ABS!" - Qwark
45 "OOH, LET'S WATCH IT! Err, I mean, it might, uhh...contain a clue or something..." - Ratchet
46 "Let's see if you can FIGHT better than you can SING!" - Ratchet
47 "If anyone could beat a MORON at his own game, it's YOU, sir!" - Lawrence
48 "We'll be, uh, MONITORING the situation...CLOSELY...FROMHERE! Actually, we'll down at the lunch buffet on Deck 5; IT'S MEATLOAF DAY!" - Qwark
49 "The greatest superhero the galaxy has ever known...CAPTAINNN QWAAARK!!!" - Qwark
50 "Due to increased security, thermonuclear warheads and nail clippers are no longer permitted as carry-on baggage!" - Starport Tannoy
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1. "YOUUU are MYYY ROWWW-bot lov-ERRerrERR...makin' my SPARK plugs go ZAPPP! ZAPPP! ZAP with your love!" - Dr. Nefarious
2. "This goes out to all you robots cross the galaxy; it's time for you and me to rise up and strike BACK! Don't stop until we dominate, won't you feel great! When we exterminate ALL! OR! GAN! IC! LIFE!" - Courtney Gears
3. "And if YOU don't LIKE it, you can take your sniveling, SNOT-nosed populations, FORM A LINE BEHIND ME AND KISS MY- wait, we're still on? WELL, TURN IT OFF, YOU IDIOT!" - Chairman Drek
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