Top 10 Ratchet & Clank Quotes

The Top Ten

1 "YOUUU are MYYY ROWWW-bot lov-ERRerrERR...makin' my SPARK plugs go ZAPPP! ZAPPP! ZAP with your love!" - Dr. Nefarious

2 "This goes out to all you robots cross the galaxy; it's time for you and me to rise up and strike BACK! Don't stop until we dominate, won't you feel great! When we exterminate ALL! OR! GAN! IC! LIFE!" - Courtney Gears

3 "And if YOU don't LIKE it, you can take your sniveling, SNOT-nosed populations, FORM A LINE BEHIND ME AND KISS MY- wait, we're still on? WELL, TURN IT OFF, YOU IDIOT!" - Chairman Drek

4 "This baby can take care of any grooming needs that are just too much trouble for you to handle! Allow me to demonstrate...OH, YEAH-HA-HA-HAH...WOO-HOOHOOHOOHOOHOO...OHH, MOMMY!" - Qwark

5 "I mean, I've worked on some REAL junk, but this takes the CAKE! Pirate GHOST robots...what, do they think we're IDIOTS?!" - Vidcomic Narrator

6 (Qwark: I was always big for my age, wasn't I?) "YOU WERE TWENTY-SIX!" - Dr. Nefarious

7 "The epic, amazing, fascinating and all true- (cough) RIGHT!- adventures of Captain Qwark!" - Vidcomic Narrator

8 "Even drooling imbeciles can achieve success in certain fields, sir; MAD SCIENCE, for example!" - Lawrence

9 "Qwark then proceeded to bravely STALL for time in the women's RESTROOM at Galaxy Burger!" - Vidcomic Narrator

10 "I had a small run-in with the cops after I accidentally sold an illegal Suck Cannon upgrade to a minor; I swear, the kid LOOKED eighteen!" - Slim Cognito

The Contenders

11 "It was MATING season; how was I supposed to know she was your sister?" - Qwark

12 (Have you considered flooding the entire place with boiling acid, sir?) "Ooh, I like the way you THINK, Lawrence! CAN WE DO THAT?" - Dr. Nefarious

13 (I could OBLITERATE the lot of you, and they wouldn't even mention it on Supervillain Weekly!) "Ah yes, but you'd be doing the fashion world an ENORMOUS service!" - Lawrence

14 (Yeah, I saw him! He was BUCK NAKED, and holding a bananer...only maybe it WEREN'T a bananer...it could be-) "ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!" - Nature's Mysteries Narrator

15 "Oh goodness, that was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? My mistake, sir, terribly sorry!" - Lawrence

16 "Meticulously reconstructed with the aid of eyewitness accounts, wild speculation, bathroom gossip, and a Magic 8 Ball" - Vidcomic Narrator

17 "On the contrary, the rules CLEARLY state that the Blargian Snagglebeast has an allergic reaction to swamp flies which lasts two turns!" - Clank

18 "Of course, this will cause your planet to spin out of control and fly into the sun, where it will EXPLODE into a flaming ball of gas, but of course, sacrifices must be made!" - Chairman Drek

19 "What a LOAD of BULLsh**" - Clunk

20 "You mean THIS nutcase is the only hope for saving our galaxy? (sigh) We are HOSED!" - Ratchet

21 "Read it and WEEP, Nathan DRAKE!" - Qwark

22 "We'll SEE how cocky you are TWISTED up like a wet NOODLE!" - Helga

23 "Like, destroy all squishies and stuff" - Skidd McMarxx

24 "I AM DEFEATED! I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO THROW MYSELF ON YOUR MERCY! (runs away) SUCKERRRS!" - Dr. Nefarious

25 "You put the wit in TWIT, sir" - Lawrence

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