Top 10 Ratchet & Clank Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "YOUUU are MYYY ROWWW-bot lov-ERRerrERR...makin' my SPARK plugs go ZAPPP! ZAPPP! ZAP with your love!" - Dr. Nefarious
2 "This goes out to all you robots cross the galaxy; it's time for you and me to rise up and strike BACK! Don't stop until we dominate, won't you feel great! When we exterminate ALL! OR! GAN! IC! LIFE!" - Courtney Gears
3 "And if YOU don't LIKE it, you can take your sniveling, SNOT-nosed populations, FORM A LINE BEHIND ME AND KISS MY- wait, we're still on? WELL, TURN IT OFF, YOU IDIOT!" - Chairman Drek
4 "This baby can take care of any grooming needs that are just too much trouble for you to handle! Allow me to demonstrate...OH, YEAH-HA-HA-HAH...WOO-HOOHOOHOOHOOHOO...OHH, MOMMY!" - Qwark
5 "I mean, I've worked on some REAL junk, but this takes the CAKE! Pirate GHOST robots...what, do they think we're IDIOTS?!" - Vidcomic Narrator
6 (Qwark: I was always big for my age, wasn't I?) "YOU WERE TWENTY-SIX!" - Dr. Nefarious
7 "The epic, amazing, fascinating and all true- (cough) RIGHT!- adventures of Captain Qwark!" - Vidcomic Narrator
8 "Even drooling imbeciles can achieve success in certain fields, sir; MAD SCIENCE, for example!" - Lawrence
9 "Qwark then proceeded to bravely STALL for time in the women's RESTROOM at Galaxy Burger!" - Vidcomic Narrator
10 "I had a small run-in with the cops after I accidentally sold an illegal Suck Cannon upgrade to a minor; I swear, the kid LOOKED eighteen!" - Slim Cognito

The Contenders

11 (Yeah, I saw him! He was BUCK NAKED, and holding a bananer...only maybe it WEREN'T a bananer...it could be-) "ONE OF NATURE'S MYSTERIES!" - Nature's Mysteries Narrator
12 "Meticulously reconstructed with the aid of eyewitness accounts, wild speculation, bathroom gossip, and a Magic 8 Ball" - Vidcomic Narrator
13 (I could OBLITERATE the lot of you, and they wouldn't even mention it on Supervillain Weekly!) "Ah yes, but you'd be doing the fashion world an ENORMOUS service!" - Lawrence
14 "It was MATING season; how was I supposed to know she was your sister?" - Qwark
15 "What a LOAD of BULLsh**" - Clunk
16 "You mean THIS nutcase is the only hope for saving our galaxy? (sigh) We are HOSED!" - Ratchet
17 "Read it and WEEP, Nathan DRAKE!" - Qwark
18 "We'll SEE how cocky you are TWISTED up like a wet NOODLE!" - Helga
19 "Like, destroy all squishies and stuff" - Skidd McMarxx
20 "I AM DEFEATED! I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO THROW MYSELF ON YOUR MERCY! (runs away) SUCKERRRS!" - Dr. Nefarious
21 "You put the wit in TWIT, sir" - Lawrence
22 "LIES! SQUISHY LIEEEE- (Oh, Janice...)" - Dr. Nefarious
23 "It's on my to-do list, sir...right after folding your UNDERGARMENTS!" - Lawrence
24 "Dude, Qwark is bogus, bogus, bogus; major bogus" - Skidd McMarx
25 "Lawrence? (Lawrence teleports away while the ship is about to explode) THIS ISN'T FUNNY, LAWRENCE!!!" - Dr. Nefarious
26 "WHAT?! THAT WASN'T EVEN CLOSE TO SIXTY SECONDS!!!" - Dr. Nefarious
27 "This Lombax CLEARLY had a ROUGH childhood, folks!" - Annihilation Nation Announcer
28 "Qwarktastic" - Qwark
29 (First, Ratchet will wade through massive tunnels flooded with waist-high raw sewage!) "WHAT?!" - Ratchet
30 "This guy's even dumber than- (Captain Qwark?) YEAH, Captain QWAAAH!!!" - Ratchet
31 "AHH, fresh from the bowels of a King Ameoboid!" - Plumber
32 "It's like hide'n'go seek! You hide, my missiles SEEK!!!" - Thug Leader
33 "We got pop-up maps, coloring maps, cutout maps, foldout maps, 3D maps, maps to the stars AND THEIR HOMES!" - Oozla Map Store Cashier
34 (How do you respond to people telling you that your latest intergalactic world-dominating schemes are just more of the same?) "I WILL ANNIHILATE THEM!" - Dr. Nefarious
35 "Oh, this is the BEST part of my day...(slaps Nefarious out of soap-opera mode)" - Lawrence
36 (And to think, they called me INSANE, Lawrence! We'll see who's insane when I've ERADICATED all LIFE on this MISERABLE PLANET!!!) "That should clear things RIGHT up, sir!" - Lawrence
37 (Well, in the meantime...I don't suppose you can play drums?) "LAWWWWWWRENNNNNNCE!!!" - Dr. Nefarious
38 "I must say, the machinery here is quite advanced compared to the malfunctioning bucket of bolts I'm accustomed to dealing with!" - Lawrence
39 "He's all yours, boys; be careful not to leave any MARKS!" - Chairman Drek
40 "Compassion, dashing good looks, IRON! HARD! ABS!" - Qwark
41 "OOH, LET'S WATCH IT! Err, I mean, it might, uhh...contain a clue or something..." - Ratchet
42 "Let's see if you can FIGHT better than you can SING!" - Ratchet
43 "If anyone could beat a MORON at his own game, it's YOU, sir!" - Lawrence
44 "Oh goodness, that was your audition for Galactic Idol, wasn't it? My mistake, sir, terribly sorry!" - Lawrence
45 "We'll be, uh, MONITORING the situation...CLOSELY...FROMHERE! Actually, we'll down at the lunch buffet on Deck 5; IT'S MEATLOAF DAY!" - Qwark
46 "The greatest superhero the galaxy has ever known...CAPTAINNN QWAAARK!!!" - Qwark
47 "Due to increased security, thermonuclear warheads and nail clippers are no longer permitted as carry-on baggage!" - Starport Tannoy
48 "This here's one of the nastiest, smelliest sewers in the galaxy! Most folks wouldn't set FOOT in a place like this, but ME? OHH, I just can't get enough!" - Plumber
49 (We're sill busy, but in a more, uhh...domestic sense.) "Last week, I flushed out my RADIATOR core!" - Clank
50 "On the contrary, the rules CLEARLY state that the Blargian Snagglebeast has an allergic reaction to swamp flies which lasts two turns!" - Clank
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1. "YOUUU are MYYY ROWWW-bot lov-ERRerrERR...makin' my SPARK plugs go ZAPPP! ZAPPP! ZAP with your love!" - Dr. Nefarious
2. "This goes out to all you robots cross the galaxy; it's time for you and me to rise up and strike BACK! Don't stop until we dominate, won't you feel great! When we exterminate ALL! OR! GAN! IC! LIFE!" - Courtney Gears
3. "And if YOU don't LIKE it, you can take your sniveling, SNOT-nosed populations, FORM A LINE BEHIND ME AND KISS MY- wait, we're still on? WELL, TURN IT OFF, YOU IDIOT!" - Chairman Drek
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