Most Rational Reasons for Eating Junk Food
Just think of how much junk food you consume, and WHY you would eat it.The Top Ten
1 Junk food has an appealing taste
Whether it's sweet candy or starchy chips, junk food has that appealing taste.
Like I need rational reasons to eat junk food...
2 Junk food is easily available
3 Junk food is cheap to buy
I don't know whether that's a good or bad thing.
4 Junk food is in colorful packaging
And kids are drawn to colorful things.
5 You have lots of junk food in your pantry
And if I don't eat it, it will go bad! And if it goes bad, I will have wasted money! So, I'm actually saving money!
That's why we should eat healthy
6 Junk food does not need to be cooked for a set amount of time
It's a matter of convenience
7 Junk food can be eaten between meal times
8 You can eat junk food on the go
9 You can act lazy while eating junk food
10 Junk food enlarges your noble parts
What the? I'm going to pretend I never read that...
That's actually a pretty funny play on words.
The Contenders
11 Junk food does not take long to buy
12 You're hungry
My mom makes me eat child sized portions for lunch and I'm 26. Then I get hungry in the afternoon.
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