Top Ten Real and Fictional I.M.Meen Quotes

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The Top Ten

1 "BACK INTO YOUR CELL, BOOKWORM! Oh, don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again...IN A HUNDRED YEARS!!! AH HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA!!"
2 "WRETCHED CHILD!!!"
3 "Now you're REALLY starting to ann-OYY MEE! Get back to your cell before I turn you into a...CHIPMUNK!"
4 "LOST? Frightened? CON-FUSED? GOOD!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
5 "Mirror, mirror, on the wall...there's a BOOKWORM in the hall. BUT NOT FOR LONG!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!"
6 "TODAY'S lesson is about the DANGERS of being TOO SMART for your own GOOD. I HOPE YOU'RE PAYING ATTENTION, BOOKWORM!"
7 "You can't win, BOOKWORM! I...am the most POWERFUL magician in the WORRRLD. And YOU'RE just a little SMARTY!"
8 "Once, there was a bookworm, who tried to get away...until the friendly Guardians...PERSUADED HIM TO STAY!"
9 "I do hope you're enjoying your whirlwind tour of my labyrinth, HMMMMMM?"
10 "Very scary AND CONFUSING! Sexual f***-ery of MY CHOOSING! Magic fanny-fic of I! M! Mee-hee-hee-heehee-heen!!!" (Cave Story VS I. M. Meen PART 1: Jack's Fanfictionception)

That goddamned shipping between Sue and Toroko... Also, CSVIMM is easily the most underrated fanfiction ever. It is a f****** masterpiece. Go and read it to yourself, and hopefully you'll see. - xandermartin98

The Contenders

11 "This show is made for CHILDREN, but they're hooked on it instead! Not to mention the fanfiction, but those aren't to be read!" (I. M. Meen is an Anti-Brony)
12 "It's a SEXY kind of *****, from a SPECIAL kind of guy." (I. M. a Pedophile in Denial)
13 "I'm too sexy for my watch." (I. M. a Pedophile in Denial)
14 "AAAaaaAAAaaaAAA!!! YOU MAY HAVE OUTSMARTED ME THIS TIME, BOOK WORM...but I'll be BACK! I. M. MEEN...NEVER QUITS! YOU'LL SEEEEEE!!!"
15 "Please don't tell the boss, or he'll turn me into a warthog."
16 "You won't get far, you studious little BRAT! My PETS will see to THAT!"
17 "You're beginning to look run-down. Why not take a little NAP?"
18 "This book is made to ORDER, but it sucks the c***!" (I. M. Reviews Twilight)
19 "It makes as much sense as SCIENTOLOGY! F****** Mormonism is more reasonable than this piece of s***! Humanity was born from a seed? Seriously, Saul? A f****** SEED? My A**! But all in all...it's still better than Twilight." (The Prescence Review)
20 "You're tougher than you look, TWERP!"
21 "How I HATE PewDiePie!" (I. M. Meen Outtakes)
22 "OH, LOOK, what sexy CHILDREN!" (Various YTPs)
23 "See her boobies! They make my STOMACH turn!" (I. M. a Pedophile in Denial)
24 "Sexy BOOK!!!" (I. M. Meen Taunts Children)
25 "OH, LOOK, Mimiga CHILDREN! See them PLAYING, having FUN! How I HATE those BUNNY-WUNNIES, how they make my ***** c**!" (Cave Story VS I. M. Meen PART 1: Jack's Fanfictionception)

That pretty much sums up The Doctor in a nutshell. - xandermartin98

26 "You may have outsmarted me this time, JACK...but I'll be BACK!" (Cave Story VS I. M. Meen PART 2: Jack's Bizarre Adventure)
27 "I shall now crush you like, uhh...oh, I don't know, a CHIPMUNK!" (Cave Story VS I. M. Meen PART 2: Jack's Bizarre Adventure)
28 "OH, LOOK, what scary GLASSES! See them SPARKLE, like a GAY! How I HATE those NERDY-BIRDIES! Blow them up like Micheal Bay!" (Cave Story VS I. M. Meen PART 2: Jack's Bizarre Adventure)
29 "WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? WHERE IS THE BATHROOM? (Cave Story VS I. M. Meen PART 1: Jack's Fanfictionception)
30 "HUAAAGH!!! IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!!! MY BRAIN! MY HOT...STINGING...D***!!! I'M GAYYY!!! GAYYY!!! GAYYY!!! (Cave Story VS I. M. Meen PART 2: Jack's Bizarre Adventure)
31 "GAHHH!!! Kool-Aid Man in head. KOOL AID MAN IN HEAAADDD!!!" (Cave Story VS I. M. Meen PART 2: Jack's Bizarre Adventure)
32 "OH, LOOK, what clever CHILDREN! See them STUDY, watch them LEARN! How I HATE those GOODY-GOODIES! How they make my STOMACH turn!"
33 "This book is MADE TO ORDER, but it ISN'T to be read! When they open up this book, they're sucked inside instead to the most unpleasant place they've EVER SEEN; the magic labyrinth of I. M. Meen!"
34 "I've got a LITTLE SEE-CRET, that'll REALLY make em' cry! It's a NASTY kind of magic, from a SPECIAL kind of guy!"
35 "Very scary AND CONFUSING! Destination of MY CHOOSING!! Magic labyrinth of I! M! Mee-hee-hee-heehee-heen!!!"
36 "How they make my ***** go UP!!!" (I. M. Meen Gets Mr. Roboto Suspended)
37 "OH, LOOK, Mr. Roboto! See him (YouTube) poop, watch him LOL!" (I. M. Meen Gets Mr. Roboto Suspended)
38 "I...am the most POWERFUL MAGICIAN IN THE- *gets struck by lightning*" (Cave Story VS I. M. Meen PART 2: Jack's Bizarre Adventure)
39 This Sue is made to order, but she ISN'T feeling well! When she opens UP her eyes, you're going straight to Hell! It's the most unpleasant place you've ever seen! Remember that my name is I. M. Meen! (Cave Story VS I. M. Meen PART 2: JBA)
40 "You've Ruined my BEAUTIFUL LABYRINTH!! Now you're going to PAY!!!"
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1. "BACK INTO YOUR CELL, BOOKWORM! Oh, don't worry, I'm sure you'll escape again...IN A HUNDRED YEARS!!! AH HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA!!"
2. "WRETCHED CHILD!!!"
3. "Now you're REALLY starting to ann-OYY MEE! Get back to your cell before I turn you into a...CHIPMUNK!"
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