1 Your parents have left you here for good
Oh, to see their bottom lip tremble and their eyes water. Mean - and yet kind of funny...
2 They will give you a medical injection here, every hour
When I was a kid, I was terrified of needles of any kind. If they said this to any kid, I'm, sure it would scare them half to death.
I still am terrified of medical injections and needles. And I have to be traumatised with a blood test soon! :(
I'm not very fond of needles. They look very sharp! Ironically though I can handle them pretty well.
If I was a little kid and I heard that I would be screaming I hated needles when I was younger
3 Haha, now you're trapped here! Mommy, won't ever come here looking for you!
This list is the closest thing to making me want to be in elementary school again. LOL!
4 During recess, we free our rabid dogs and let them loose upon the kids
Yes, we are that evil.
5 They torture you here
6 Better you leave this place. No one knows what horrible things happen here
7 There is a monster in one of the rooms of our school. I won't tell which room it is, haha!
When I first went to school, I was told by a senior student that I would be sucked into the toilets by a monster if I didn't flush. My response was something like "I would have flushed anyway."
8 Once you go in, you don't come out
9 They will capture you here and then the lions would be called upon
10 Do 100 push ups right now or..*give a really serious look* face the consequences.
What If the kid is like me and doesn't have any muscle?
The Contenders
11 Watch out for the kids who shove people in their lockers
12 Justin Bieber Goes to This School
Stop it with the Bieber jokes
I would be scared to death
Because he's just that bad.
I would beg to go home.
13 A kid vomited yesterday due to some reason, and then.... may god give him peace
14 There is no guarantee you'll come out in good health after completing the first day of our school
15 Don't pee yourself when the big kids shove you in a locker for 7 hours
16 Let me take a picture in case you go missing.
And Slender Man appears in the picture.
17 Swirly Time!
18 You're never leaving this place! You're staying here for one eternity because your parents left you here for no reason
19 Go away because your freaking expelled forever (gives mean look)
20 You look delicious. I think we'll serve you at lunch tomorrow.
21 Don't let the big kids eat you
22 Nicki Minaj Goes to This School
WORSE than Justin Bieber visiting the school!
23 Good luck, you will need it
24 May the odds be ever in your favor.
Yup, school is basically the Hunger Games.
25 The Gods know what you've done