Top Ten Reasons Kids Hate Essays

The Top Ten
1 They are boring
2 It's hard to come up with an idea

It's also hard to come up responses for them

And you might fail

3 They take away time
4 You could lose a lot of sleep
5 You worry too much
6 You may have to drink coffee
7 You could fall asleep and get in trouble
8 Your parents get angry if you fail
9 You may not see where you're going because of lack of sleep
10 It makes you weak
The Contenders
11 The length that you are required to type

Once, One of my teachers made us type at least 10 pages. I CAN'T EVEN TYPE 5!

12 They're pointless
13 The number of pages that are required

Once, one of my teachers made us type at least 10 pages. I CAN'T EVEN TYPE 5!

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