Top Ten Reasons 69 Is the Best Number

The Top Ten

It's spawned great memes

"Hey Patrick, I know a number funnier than 24.
What is it?
69! "

Sorry but this list's stupid & ridiculous. You just wanted to mention that pose didn't you?

So true.

It's childish

To say the least. - Puga

It reminds you of good times

It reminds you of sex. - RockFashionista

... Of oral sex, to be more precise. - Metal_Treasure

Lots of people don't get it, making it better

For my baseball team, everyone wanted #69. However the coaches wouldn't allow it. One guy came up with the bright idea of wearing 96 instead. Guess he figured it was close enough. - PetSounds

That's the thing about numbers just hide it

If you couldn't get 69 then get 68

This number is weird. - RockFashionista

6 times 9 is 54, 5 take away 4 is 1

One eye on Illuminati and Coke is illuminati so coke and sex. Not bad? - Puga

It's a guilty pleasure
You love referencing it

Well when you turn the page and look at the same spot you will giggle even louder when you see 71

Like when you reach page 69 in a book, you giggle like an obese sheep. - Puga

It's immature
It's funny
GTA loves it

69 story missions in Grand Theft Auto V, Area 69 inGTA SA, Rockstar know you love it. - Puga

The Contenders

In android games, 69 is coded as Tee Hee Two
It looks the same upside down

Same as 96

It's a sex position
Your house address may have 69
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