Top Ten Reasons 69 Is the Best Number

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The Top Ten

1 It's spawned great memes

"Hey Patrick, I know a number funnier than 24.
What is it?
69! " - Puga

Sorry but this list's stupid & ridiculous. You just wanted to mention that pose didn't you? - Fan_of_Good_Music

2 It's childish

To say the least. - Puga

3 It reminds you of good times

It reminds you of sex. - RockFashionista

... Of oral sex, to be more precise. - Metal_Treasure

4 Lots of people don't get it, making it better

For my baseball team, everyone wanted #69. However the coaches wouldn't allow it. One guy came up with the bright idea of wearing 96 instead. Guess he figured it was close enough. - PetSounds

That's the thing about numbers just hide it

If you couldn't get 69 then get 68

This number is weird. - RockFashionista

5 6 times 9 is 54, 5 take away 4 is 1

One eye on Illuminati and Coke is illuminati so coke and sex. Not bad? - Puga

6 It's a guilty pleasure
7 You love referencing it

Well when you turn the page and look at the same spot you will giggle even louder when you see 71

Like when you reach page 69 in a book, you giggle like an obese sheep. - Puga

8 It's immature
9 It's funny
10 GTA loves it

69 story missions in Grand Theft Auto V, Area 69 inGTA SA, Rockstar know you love it. - Puga

The Contenders

11 In android games, 69 is coded as Tee Hee Two
12 It looks the same upside down
13 It's a sex position
14 Your house address may have 69
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