Top Ten Reasons That Algebra is Better Than PE

The Top Ten

1 Algebra is fun

You have been horribly misinformed...

2 Algebra doesn't kill you when you do it

3 PE hurts a lot more

I'd actually have to agree. I was literally bleeding on my hands, three kid's legs were bleeding, and like ten kids fell on their head during gym class.

Algebra = stress
P.E. = exercise I learnt judo. The only thing that hurts is that stupid game called dodgeball.

But math hurts your BRAIN...

4 You don't do it every day

5 Algebra feels creative even though it is not

6 PE most likely has a meaner teacher

Nope! My PE teacher is actually really nice.

One of my PE teachers said"get up,you'll be fine" when I was smavked in the head by a 1.5 kg shot-put-
SCREW YOU MR HOGGET AND YOUR ATHLETICS LESSONS OF HELL

7 Algebra is used in real life

8 PE makes you sit on the ground

9 PE is unfair to the people who can't touch their toes

Algebra is unfair to people who can't count to ten.

Could this Nerd Vs Jock thing stop?

10 Algebra is not compulsory

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