Top 10 Reasons the Alphamalg Shipping from Undertale is Just Plain Wrong

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The Top Ten

1 In their current states, most of the Amalgamates have probably forgotten what true romance even is
2 The Amalgamates came from other people's families, most notably Snowdrake's Mother
3 Even by monster standards, it's a pretty extreme case of bestiality
4 Alphys is technically the scientific MOTHER of the Amalgamates, mind you
5 It's basically Alphys making love to her own housepets
6 Thinking realistically, there is simply no way that the Amalgamates could legitimately love the person responsible for their horrifically deformed states that much
7 It's just total fetish-fueled filth in its absolute purest form
8 It has pretty much ruined all of its subjects' images forever
9 Contrary to popular belief, Alphys does have standards
10 Alphys is already in several other relationships that are way better and less disturbing

The Contenders

11 No offense to porn artists, but seriously, Undertale isn't supposed to be this dark and adult-oriented
12 The Amalgamates are horrifically fused-and-melted-together eldritch abominations of people
13 If Alphys didn't have anti-STD medicine, she would probably be dead within minutes
14 It heavily implies that Alphys feeds the Amalgamates with her own sexual fluids
15 Tentacle rape is depraved
16 The Amalgamates would never abuse their own mother so relentlessly
17 There's a certain thing called treating your children/pets with respect
18 Many of the Amalgamates' components are probably underaged
19 It's almost like the Undertale equivalent to the Shepard/Harbinger shipping from Mass Effect
20 It's responsible for the existence of quite possibly THE most disturbing fanfiction series of all time
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1. In their current states, most of the Amalgamates have probably forgotten what true romance even is
2. The Amalgamates came from other people's families, most notably Snowdrake's Mother
3. Even by monster standards, it's a pretty extreme case of bestiality
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