Top 10 Reasons the Alphamalg Shipping from Undertale is Just Plain Wrong

The Top Ten
1 In their current states, most of the Amalgamates have probably forgotten what true romance even is
2 The Amalgamates came from other people's families, most notably Snowdrake's Mother
3 Even by monster standards, it's a pretty extreme case of bestiality
4 Alphys is technically the scientific MOTHER of the Amalgamates, mind you
5 It's basically Alphys making love to her own housepets
6 Thinking realistically, there is simply no way that the Amalgamates could legitimately love the person responsible for their horrifically deformed states that much
7 It's just total fetish-fueled filth in its absolute purest form
8 It has pretty much ruined all of its subjects' images forever
9 Contrary to popular belief, Alphys does have standards
10 Alphys is already in several other relationships that are way better and less disturbing
The Contenders
11 No offense to porn artists, but seriously, Undertale isn't supposed to be this dark and adult-oriented
12 Even the Genocide Run is less sad and disturbing by a long shot
13 What would Undyne think if she saw Alphys doing this?
14 Alphys isn't a filthy disgusting psychopath, she just made a few mistakes here and there in her career
15 Literally the only thing more disturbing than reading it is seeing what it actually looks like
16 Just from LOOKING at these things, tell me; would you REALLY want to have sexual relations with them?
17 The Amalgamates are horrifically fused-and-melted-together eldritch abominations of people
18 If Alphys didn't have anti-STD medicine, she would probably be dead within minutes
19 It heavily implies that Alphys feeds the Amalgamates with her own sexual fluids
20 Tentacle rape is depraved
21 The Amalgamates would never abuse their own mother so relentlessly
22 There's a certain thing called treating your children/pets with respect
23 Many of the Amalgamates' components are probably underaged
24 It's almost like the Undertale equivalent to the Shepard/Harbinger shipping from Mass Effect
25 It's responsible for the existence of quite possibly THE most disturbing fanfiction series of all time
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