Top 10 Reasons the Alphamalg Shipping from Undertale is Just Plain Wrong

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The Top Ten

1 In their current states, most of the Amalgamates have probably forgotten what true romance even is
2 The Amalgamates came from other people's families, most notably Snowdrake's Mother
3 Even by monster standards, it's a pretty extreme case of bestiality
4 Alphys is technically the scientific MOTHER of the Amalgamates, mind you
5 It's basically Alphys making love to her own housepets
6 Thinking realistically, there is simply no way that the Amalgamates could legitimately love the person responsible for their horrifically deformed states that much
7 It's just total fetish-fueled filth in its absolute purest form
8 It has pretty much ruined all of its subjects' images forever
9 Contrary to popular belief, Alphys does have standards
10 Alphys is already in several other relationships that are way better and less disturbing

The Contenders

11 No offense to porn artists, but seriously, Undertale isn't supposed to be this dark and adult-oriented
12 The Amalgamates are horrifically fused-and-melted-together eldritch abominations of people
13 If Alphys didn't have anti-STD medicine, she would probably be dead within minutes
14 It heavily implies that Alphys feeds the Amalgamates with her own sexual fluids
15 Tentacle rape is depraved
16 The Amalgamates would never abuse their own mother so relentlessly
17 There's a certain thing called treating your children/pets with respect
18 Many of the Amalgamates' components are probably underaged
19 It's almost like the Undertale equivalent to the Shepard/Harbinger shipping from Mass Effect
20 It's responsible for the existence of quite possibly THE most disturbing fanfiction series of all time
21 The mere thought of fornicating with just ONE of the Amalgamates at a time is something Alphys would probably scoff at, let alone ALL FIVE OF THEM AT ONCE
22 The Amalgamates barely even possess the ability to speak
23 It's actively glorifying literally all of the worst things about Undertale shipping
24 What would Undyne think if she saw Alphys doing this?
25 What would the Amalgamates' former families think if she caught Alphys doing this?
26 Assuming that the Amalgamates even have fully formed sexual organs in the first place, I wouldn't want to go anywhere NEAR them
27 It's pretty much just pure fanservice, and definitely not the good kind
28 Alphys isn't a filthy disgusting psychopath, she just made a few mistakes here and there in her career
29 Alphys is many things, but probably not a filthy whore
30 Alphys is just way too cute to be involved in stuff like this
31 It should have been Gaster X Amalgamates instead
32 Sexualizing the Amalgamates in the first place is pretty much a one-way ticket to hell
33 Literally the only thing more disturbing than reading it is seeing what it actually looks like
34 I can understand why Alphys and Undyne have a lot of Rule 34 about them, sure, but this is pushing it quite a bit
35 Just think about all of the STDs that she could potentially spread to all of her friends
36 Reaper Bird's mouth should not be a vagina
37 Alphys' hentai fantasies are something that she should preferably keep to herself
38 It's probably the single grossest and most unsanitary thing that Alphys has ever done
39 Endogeny is literally a bunch of innocent puppy-dogs fused together, and in fact cannot speak
40 Snowdrake's Mother is Snowdrake's Father's wife
41 Lemon Bread is Shyren's sister
42 Just from LOOKING at these things, tell me; would you REALLY want to have sexual relations with them?
43 Just because Lemon Bread has a big mouth does not mean that we needed to have a fanfic where she eats Alphys and brutally tortures and rapes her inside of her stomach while masturbating to it
44 Again, Alphys isn't a villainess; she's an anti-heroine
45 Deepthroating Lemon Bread is probably a really bad idea if you ask me
46 Just because Snowdrake's Mother's eye-mouths are perfectly arranged for Alphys to breastfeed them does NOT make it okay
47 Let's be honest; deep down, the Amalgamates probably hate Alphys more than anything
48 Just imagining how the Amalgamates would engage in sexual relations with each other is already plenty disturbing enough as is
49 The Amalgamates were clearly designed to be scary as hell, not SEXY as hell
50 Alphys has already been sexualized more than enough as is
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1. In their current states, most of the Amalgamates have probably forgotten what true romance even is
2. The Amalgamates came from other people's families, most notably Snowdrake's Mother
3. Even by monster standards, it's a pretty extreme case of bestiality
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