Top Ten Reasons Babies Aren't So Bad

BABY HATERS LOGIC: oh babies are spoiled brats, they are messy and many more). Yeah yeah.
The Top Ten
1 You were a baby before

I looked ugly when I was a baby and never was able to relate to kids my age. They were all spoiled, loud, gross, selfish, and psychopathic. There were only a few who weren't like that but even than I would much rather engage in conversations with older family members and teachers instead of crotch goblins. I may only be 17 now but I am really excited to become an adult soon.

Everyone on this site was a baby before. So baby haters, what did you do when you were a baby insult yourself?

My list even got a rebuttal list haha. Prime TheTopTens.

2 They aren't even a year old yet

And that's an excuse because... It isn't! A woman in Ireland got shot by her three year old a month ago.

Some people consider 1 and 2 year olds as babies, too.

3 They aren't that hypocritical

They can't even talk.

4 It isn't their fault things make them cry

Yes it is their fault also delete the list because they throw tantrums! I thought epicjake hated caillou!

5 They can be adorable

THEY LOOK WEIRD! THEY LOOK SO UGLY! and why do all the babies in the world cry but have the exact same face when they are crying? they are not cute they are CREEPY!

6 You don't expect them to not be messy
7 They have positive relationships with you

My cousins and I have a 1 1/2 yr old cousin and we like to hang out with him!

8 They are the future

NONONONONONONOONONO! I hope I don't get a baby by my girlfriend and all it does is cry! that's IT! also you want to know what the future is? The G4 9000 is the future!

They might be the future Steve Jobs or Bill Gates.

9 It's the most innocent time before they grow up to be good, bad or evil.
10 They smell
The Contenders
11 They are cute

STOP IT NOW! I'm CRINGING SO BADLY! epicjake I like you but come on! I want you to hate babies they cry for no reason at all they also keep you up all night SO DELETE THIS LIST! >:O

12 If we did not have babies then we would not have adults

They're even worse because they often grow up to be cruel and dangerous.

But babies look like aliens! (reason to not have a baby: Adopt A CHILD! )

13 They are friendly
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