Top 10 Reasons to Be Homeschooled

You should have seen my school's lunch yesterday. Mashed potatoes and gravy that looked like a pile of diarrhea. When I tried to eat it, I gagged. I counted three kids who threw up when it went in their mouth. I think it actually WAS the lunch ladies' diarrhea, if kids threw up like that. Schools need to stop feeding kids slop like that.

If you don't like the school lunches then pack your lunch

Aka The Dumbest Thing Ever Made. (Of course, if the person teaching you does it the Common Core way, you're screwed)

Common Core sucks, Especially Go Math

I have a cold right now (25/9/15)

Now this is a fairly serious one. You don't have to deal with jerks stealing your stuff and pushing you down, etc.

But what if your parents are bullies?

Yeah, and I have to do at least 60 problems in each subject a day and a 100 question test (For each subject) at the end of the week.

I hate Homeschool because it won't save my time and also I won't do homework because it will waste my time.

Oh shut up, how do homeschooled kids learn? I am in grade 7 and I have to do homework,too.

Everything you do would be homework lol

This is already on here...

Already on here

Also, you get to keep up with the latest news. My history book is like 5 years outdated

In school, the dumber kids end up deciding what pace we work at. I'm ready to move on to a new topic, whilst they are still stuck and know virtually nothing. This, "my fine Aes Sedai-loving Tairen friend" is why I'm going to college 5 years early. Of course, I may become the "Stupid" one, but I'll get over it.

In my school, the stupid kids seriously slow me down when I try to do work. If you're homeschooled, you don't have to help them!

This is the reason I am homeschooled. I could not deal with the idiots in my class any longer.

I personally am ok with waking up early every so often but every morning at least 5 days in a row would not be fun for me.
Yay homeschool!

Ya I wake up at 8 am every day

According to studies, homeschoolers average 77%, while everyone else average 50%.

Yes. Homeschool is better than public school.
Homeschool:
Lunch : 100%
Education : 98 %
People : 80%
Public School:
Lunch : 0%
Education : 77%
People : 11%
HOMESCHOOL YOUR KIDS

YES! I *CENSORED* hate uniforms!

You could probably even sing a Christmas song without getting into trouble.

No worries about transgender people ending up in the shower with you after gym class.

Public school students are under severe pressure to conform with "Groupthink".

SHHH. If the thought police find out we said this we will all be vanished!

Yes but we all are monitored by the Telescrean (big brother is watching you)