Reasons to Be a Narwhal

The Top Ten

1 They are famous

Narwhals Narwhals swimming in the ocean causin a commotion because they r so awesome.

2 You can be a unicorn

3 There's no crime in your society

No crime? You've got be kidding me.

4 Bad pop artists don't exist

5 Wars don't happen

6 Everyone is the same

That must get insufferably boring.

7 Sanjay and Craig doesn't apply

8 There's no school

9 Idiots are not as common

10 You don't have to worry about zombies

The Contenders

11 You have a weapon attached to your head

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