Top 10 Reasons Boys Should Not Watch Frozen

The Top Ten
1 It's for girls

"I'm a boy and I find this sexist and offensive! "

Just kidding. I'm a firm believer that it doesn't matter who a movie is specifically "made for". A good movie is a good movie. I'm an 18 year old dude and I love Frozen as well as Pulp Fiction. Those two movies could not be more different than each other in terms of their target audience. Frozen is a Disney animated musical about two sisters and Pulp Fiction is a violent, profanity-laced gangster movie. Do you know why I love those two completely different movies? The reasoning may surprise you but here it goes:

Ahem. THEY'RE GOOD MOVIES.

Never tell anyone that they're not allowed to enjoy a movie based on its target audience. If a movie is fun to watch and gives me a good viewing experience, it doesn't matter what genre or rating it is: I'm gonna like it. Case closed.

Wut?
Nonsensical stuff, dude.
If girls can watch Batman, Transformers, Spiderman and these stuff, why can't we watch Frozen? Sure some stuff from Frozen is flawed, but you just need to *in Elsa's voice* let it go.

Well, some boys are interested in things for girls and vice versa, and that is perfectly fine with me. I'm a girl. When I was little, I adored playing with dolls, but I also loved playing with toy airplanes.

Anybody can watch anything. I am a boy and I think it was good. The only bad parts was the misleading trailer where Anna and Elsa didn't even appear, and "Fixer Upper"

2 Too many stupid songs

Hakuna Matata was stupid. And Fixer Upper was the only truly BAD one

Yes, because "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" wasn't stupid at all. 9_9

3 Elsa and Anna are ugly

I just figured out the purpose of Jesus Christ, and it's pretty obvious why I need him as my savior. Anna & Elsa are Satan's daughters who are out to make my life miserable.

Anna and Elsa of Arendelle: HEY! WE'RE BEAUTIFUL AND PRETTY SISTERS OF ARENDELLE, NOT UGLY SO TAKE THAT BACK OR ELSE. HOW DARE YOU CALL US UGLY. HOW DARE YOU INSULT US LIKE THAT. NOBODY CALLS US UGLY. EVER. IF YOU CALL US THAT AGAIN, WE SWEAR WE'LL ATTACK YOU. TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID. WHAT GIVES THE RIGHT TO CALL US UGLY? HUH? WE DON'T LIKE ANYBODY INSULTING US LIKE THAT LIKE CALLING US SISTERS OF ARENDELLE UGLY. WE NEVER EVER EVEN LOOK UGLY. HOW ARE WE EVER UGLY? HUH? YOU WERE THE ONES WHO WERE UGLY FOR INSULTING AND BADMOUTHING US LIKE THAT. YOU WILL REGRET YOUR WORDS.

Anna and Elsa are intelligent, smart. pretty, beautiful sisters, not stupid ugly sisters.

Elsa is beautiful.

Anna and Elsa have pretty hair.

Anna and Elsa wear good clothes.

4 Olaf is not funny
5 The ending was so boring

Oh, how was the ending of Frozen so boring? Huh?

6 Queen Elsa is the sister of Princess Anna, that make no sense

Finally, directors Buck and Lee solved the issue by portraying Anna and Elsa as sisters, establishing a dynamic relationship between the characters. Buck and his co-director, Jennifer Lee, were ultimately able to solve the dilemma by depicting Elsa and Anna as sisters. This led to Elsa being gradually rewritten as a sympathetic, misunderstood character.

They are sisters. A princess is an heir to the throne who is related to the current royal. Anna is Elsa's sister.

Disney should've kept them (Anna and Elsa) as canon unrelated, sister-less only children.

What's your problem with the idea of Queen Elsa and Princess Anna being sisters? Huh?

7 It's a rip-off of Rise of the Guardians

How? Just because there is a character who has ice powers and a little sister?
Is the Lion King a rip off of Bambi then? They both feature princes who lose one of their parents and later fall in love with a childhood friend.

8 Prince Hans' sideburns make you puke

Yes, we did say your sideburns make us puke, and as long long as your hear Hans, unzipped my pants and suck on my...

Prince Hans: Did you just say my sideburns make you puke?

9 Sven is pathetic

Kristoff: Did you just call Sven pathetic? What gives you the right to insult Sven like that?

Isn't this list more "Top ten reasons why no one should watch Frozen"?

10 The concept is wrong

How ever is the concept wrong?

The Contenders
11 It's sexist
12 Anna and Elsa are cowards and wimps
13 Anna and Elsa are the worst sisters ever
14 Anna and Elsa are stupid
15 Elsa is a brat
16 Anna is insufferable
17 Elsa is a hypocrite
18 It is not great enough
19 Anna acts like a dirty, disgusting, filthy, rotten peasant
20 Anna is lame
21 Anna is naive
22 Anna and Elsa lack an adult brother
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