Top 10 Reasons Broccoli is Better Than Slavery

The Top Ten

1 Slavery is evil

This comparison though, between two completely different things. I know it's probably a joke list though...

I agree with this list, even though it's a dumb comparison.

Please. No more lists like this. Just please.

What the hell kinda list did I stumble upon...

2 Broccoli is healthy

3 Broccoli isn't a form of torture

It's a form of torture if you're eating broccoli soaked in lava.

Is this list a joke?

4 Broccoli is available at WalMart

5 Broccoli is less expensive than buying a slave

6 Slavery hurts people

7 Broccoli doesn't separate families

8 Broccoli didn't kidnap Africans

Therefore Africans should honour broccoli and make a national broccoli day to thank it

9 Taylor Swift eats broccoli

Imagine Taylor Swift being a cannibal and eats her own slaves.

10 Broccoli doesn't enslave other vegetables

I love this list.

The Contenders

11 Broccoli is harmless

12 Broccoli is green

13 Broccoli doesn't hate black people

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