Top 10 Reasons Broccoli is Better Than Slavery

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The Top Ten

1 Slavery is evil

Please. No more lists like this. Just please.

What the hell kinda list did I stumble upon... - MKBeast

I agree with this list, even though it's a dumb comparison. - Skullkid755

2 Broccoli is healthy
3 Broccoli isn't a form of torture

It's a form of torture if you're eating broccoli soaked in lava.

Is this list a joke? - alphadan12

4 Broccoli is available at WalMart

Imagine buying slaves at WalMart. LMAO

Well, so are slaves. The people working there sure aren't being paid enough to be considered employees. :3 - Zach808

Zach808, you made me realize that there should be a protest day for all Walmart slaves. - Skullkid755

5 Broccoli is less expensive than buying a slave
6 Slavery hurts people
7 Broccoli doesn't separate families
8 Broccoli didn't kidnap Africans

Therefore Africans should honour broccoli and make a national broccoli day to thank it - TwilightKitsune

9 Taylor Swift eats broccoli

Imagine Taylor Swift being a cannibal and eats her own slaves.

Ub8 is a creative genius. He should create more lists, ma dogg! Go show them n-as who's gangsta! - Swellow

10 Broccoli doesn't enslave other vegetables

I love this list. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

The Contenders

11 Broccoli is harmless
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