Top Ten Reasons That "Cake by the Ocean" by DNCE is a Really Bad Song

The Top Ten
1 It makes no sense.

Just by the lyrics itself I was scared to see what the music video would have. Actual cake? An ocean? Or would it be a metaphor? An inappropriate one? Would it be worse than Selena Gomez's music video for Hands To Myself? That's how confusing it is. *drops mic*

Yeah, um, when I first listened to this song, I thought it was actually about cake. Well, turns out it's about sex. How lovely.

Come on, I love this song, if you really want a bad song by DNCE, listen to Toothbrush, it's WAY worse

They say 'Eat Cake By the Ocean'. But most of the lyrics seemed like It was referring a girl

2 The meaning of it is unclear

Have you SEEN the lyrics? I say it's either about drugs or strippers

I think it's about drugs but my friend thinks its about strippers

3 The lyrics are horrible
4 Too much autotune
5 It's really annoying
6 You can't understand much of the lyrics
7 It's everywhere
8 It's meaning is bad

Drugs or strippers, both are pretty horrible.

9 While this is popular, the good songs will be ignored
10 It's so new but everyone knows it.

This is a weird reason the song being well known makes it bad?

It's been out for over a year now!

The Contenders
11 It Was on Disney Jr.

It was on disney jr my lit bro seen that

Half of these are barely reasons.

12 Joe Jonas's falsetto is bleedy
13 Kids listen to it, not knowing the true meaning

I get it. I'm fine. The only thing wrong with the song is the falsetto. I like DNCE's other songs better though.

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