Top Ten Reasons That "Cake by the Ocean" by DNCE is a Really Bad Song


The Top Ten

1 It makes no sense.

Just by the lyrics itself I was scared to see what the music video would have. Actual cake? An ocean? Or would it be a metaphor? An inappropriate one? Would it be worse than Selena Gomez's music video for Hands To Myself? That's how confusing it is. *drops mic*

Yeah, um, when I first listened to this song, I thought it was actually about cake. Well, turns out it's about sex. How lovely. - RockFashionista

Come on, I love this song, if you really want a bad song by DNCE, listen to Toothbrush, it's WAY worse

I do like this song, but I don't like the meaning and title.

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2 The meaning of it is unclear

Have you SEEN the lyrics? I say it's either about drugs or strippers

I think it's about drugs but my friend thinks its about strippers - AnonymousChick

Its about cake by the ocean. It's easy...that's the name. I'm so much smarter than older kiddiez -a 5 year old.

I know the meaning. It's GROSS. - MediocrePopTrash

3 The lyrics are horrible
4 Too much autotune

Replace this with "Joe's falsetto is too bleedy". - WonkeyDude98

5 You can't understand much of the lyrics

At the end they just start naming cake flavors! - Catacorn

6 It's really annoying

This is probably the worst thing about it. - WonkeyDude98

So are a lot of songs... Especially this - Eil__een

7 It's everywhere
8 It's meaning is bad

Drugs or strippers, both are pretty horrible. - AnonymousChick

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9 While this is popular, the good songs will be ignored

Yeah, every good song is ignored thanks to the bad auto tuned songs. - Catacorn

10 It's so new but everyone knows it.

It's been out for over a year now! - ProPanda

The Contenders

11 Joe Jonas's falsetto is bleedy
12 Kids listen to it, not knowing the true meaning
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