Top Ten Reasons That "Cake by the Ocean" by DNCE is a Really Bad Song

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The Top Ten

1 It makes no sense.

Just by the lyrics itself I was scared to see what the music video would have. Actual cake? An ocean? Or would it be a metaphor? An inappropriate one? Would it be worse than Selena Gomez's music video for Hands To Myself? That's how confusing it is. *drops mic*

Yeah, um, when I first listened to this song, I thought it was actually about cake. Well, turns out it's about sex. How lovely. - RockFashionista

Come on, I love this song, if you really want a bad song by DNCE, listen to Toothbrush, it's WAY worse

I do like this song, but I don't like the meaning and title.

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2 The meaning of it is unclear

Have you SEEN the lyrics? I say it's either about drugs or strippers

I think it's about drugs but my friend thinks its about strippers - AnonymousChick

3 The lyrics are horrible

Yes!

4 Too much autotune

Replace this with "Joe's falsetto is too bleedy". - WonkeyDude98

5 It's really annoying

This is probably the worst thing about it. - WonkeyDude98

6 You can't understand much of the lyrics

At the end they just start naming cake flavors! - Catacorn

7 It's everywhere
8 It's meaning is bad

Drugs or strippers, both are pretty horrible. - AnonymousChick

9 While this is popular, the good songs will be ignored

Yeah, every good song is ignored thanks to the bad auto tuned songs. - Catacorn

10 It's so new but everyone knows it.

It's been out for over a year now! - ProPanda

The Contenders

11 Joe Jonas's falsetto is bleedy
12 Kids listen to it, not knowing the true meaning
13 It Was on Disney Jr.

It was on disney jr my lit bro seen that

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