Reasons Cannibal Corpse is Awful

I... LOATHE cannibal corpse. They are one of my all time least favorite bands. Here’s why I hate them.

The Top Ten

1 They focus on shock value rather than being competent musicians.

They say they will kill people

Aren't they supposed to suck? - Swellow

They make disgusting songs with disgusting titles, and the album covers are disgusting.
It’s not artistic expression when it’s only meant to shock people.

Like Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Taylor Swift and the other women in pop that sell their bodies to make money, this garbage band makes disgusting lyrics and songs like "I C** Blood" to get attention.

Also, @CostcoHotDogs, the replies you’ve been reading were from years ago when I didn’t know what I was talking about. I respect talent. Now please do the same. - DCfnaf

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2 They’re incredibly uncreative.

They just throw disgusting things into their lyrics, album covers and song titles. They’re nothing more than another generic death metal band.

3 They call themselves one of the best death metal bands when they’re not even a good band to begin with.

Yeah nobody seems to like all

I don’t even like death metal, and I know that’s false. They’re probably the worst.

4 George Fisher is a terrible vocalist

George "CookieMonster" Fisher - SoldierOfFortune

That’s the name of the vocalist?

Oh wow, now I have more reasons to hate the band. - DCfnaf

All I hear is atrocious low notes that sound like a stomach grumbling, and I can’t understand what he’s saying. He’s literally the least creative vocalist of all time.

5 The music itself is very bad.

This goes back to shock value. They put so little effort into the music that it majorly affects the quality. They just rely on catchy riffs and showing off their guitar skills. They have no variety whatsoever.

6 They have no variety

Almost all of their songs sound exactly the same. Deal with it, CC Fans!

Even though I am a fan of CC, I do have to admit that almost all their songs sound and feel the same. It's not bad, but it can get boring really fast. - NvGNick

It’s all just disgusting lyrics and imagery. They’re just manufactured death metal. Their only purpose of existing is to shock people. The music is trash, and the riffs are catchy, which I think fools people into believing it’s good.

7 The album covers are vile

I hate them

One album cover has two corpses having oral sex. Need I go on? - DCfnaf

They’re so disgusting and violent that I don’t even feel comfortable describing them. I don’t want to see this when I listen to your music!

8 They’re the most pointless band on the planet

As I’ve already said, literally their only purpose of existing is to shock people. Not to deliver any emotions or make decent music. Just to shock people. Please don’t make me say it...
I’d rather listen to One Direction.
At least they try to make decent music. Cannibal Corpse doesn’t even try.

9 They’re incompetent as a metal band, and as music artists

I love metal. They don’t have any of the things that should make a good band. They just have catchy riffs and show off their guitar skills. Metal bands should have variety, not just try to be as shocking and heavy as possible.

10 They are too loud

I didn’t add this.

The Contenders

11 They don’t even try

If you're going to make music that sucks, at least make it stylistically suck. These idiots just sound like they came from the deep twisted inside of an school shooter, - Swellow

I’m not a fan of artists such as Marilyn Manson, but at least they TRY. - DCfnaf

I don’t even feel like I need to explain. They don’t try to make good music. They just try to shock people and be heavy. They’re the most manufactured band on earth.
The only band I think is worse on the planet is Insane Clown Posse.

12 No shocking artistry expressed in their music
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