Top Ten Reasons Comparison Lists Are Better Than Non-Comparison Lists

This list is making fun of comparison lists. How do you make fun of comparison lists? By making them. I am done with them! (Don't worry, I'm not a troll. I just hate comparison lists so I mock them.)
The Top Ten
1 Comparison lists compare things unlike non-comparison lists.

I see what you did there!

Of course we know that.

2 This list, your favorite list, is a comparison list.
3 Some trolls like adding lies to comparison lists meaning trolls love them.
4 They are opinion based, like TheTopTens.
5 They are popular.
6 They teach beginner users what not to do.
7 They are better than "ways to kill" lists.

True. But not by a lot.

8 Everyone loves comparison lists.
9 You're less likely to run out of ideas when making these because you can just add lies.

That's why I always make comparison lists! You never run out of ideas.

10 Normal lists are more boring.

See items nine and 3.

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