Top Ten Reasons to Eat PositronWildhawk's Bacon Sandwich

It makes you as stupid as George Bush. Because if you touch it, you're dead!

To be honest, this list and the other one must get removed!

Oh, so you want me to work in a restaurant where I make a sandwich to my customisation for everyone?

His sandwiches are so good. I'd like to eat more. Just as soon as he brings me one….

And customized perfectly by Positronwildhawk.

I'm a girl. I don't want balls.

I beat Duck Walrus with my watermelon and ate sandwich. Good combination.

Well it's only a matter of time before Illuminati confirmed comments get spammed...

I'm gonna wait for Cereal guy to eat this.

LSD drug can't stand a chance against his bacon sandwich.

Don't worry, I'm sure it will make you funny as Britgirl.

What if this already happens without eating it?

The most famous meme ever known.

Well I do not like bacon. I have a confession to make-I am an alien from Mars. Take me to your leader.