Reasons to Eat Positronwildhawk's Sausage

The Top Ten

1 The sausage is big and juicy

Much as I love the guy, I don't think I want anything to do with his *ahem* big juicy sausage.

This list sounds wrong... in more ways than I can think.

You won't want to eat it after watching Sausage Party

Of course you are reffering to the sausage put in hot dogs...

2 It will make you grow a mustache

Excellent! Just what I've always wanted.

3 The sausage was from England

4 Queen Elizabeth liked that sausage

5 It is an apple sausage

6 It is yummy

7 Sausages are good for you

8 The sausage is a rebel

9 It is part of an English breakfast

10 It is shaped like a worm

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