Top Ten Reasons Episode 2 of Cjwriter's Scrolls of the Inevitable is Taking a Long Time.

For those who don't know, Scrolls of the Inevitable is a post series I'm currently working on. I've only released one episode and it was released on the Friday before Christmas, sadly episode 2 is taking a lot longer than it should have. So unlike explaining it all, here's a list of ten reasons why Episode 2 is not out yet, just cause.
Also, please note that the only valid reasons are mainly the first 3 but all could apply in some way as well.
Planned release date for episode 2 (January 4th, 2017)
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The Top Ten
1 CjWriter grew sick over the Christmas vacation.

Same with me. I planned on doing a review marathon and came down with a fever

2 CjWriter had a lack of inspiration.
3 CjWriter was lazy.
4 CjWriter was too busy playing Pokemon Moon.
5 CjWriter couldn't force himself to do it.
6 CjWriter had no idea what day it was.
7 CjWriter forgot about it
8 CjWriter was too busy making this list.
9 CjWriter kept getting Writer's Block
10 CjWriter is pretty much stalling because he can.