Top Ten Best Reasons For Being Fat

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The Top Ten

1 You love food.
2 You're from America.

america is known for having the largest population of fat people, the more u eat, your body will become fatter - ronluna

Its always the same with fat men and women.
"Where are you from? "
"America. "
(No ones surprised)

3 You want to be the world's fattest woman/man.

guiness world records, the fattest person alive - ronluna

4 You want to keep warm.
5 You can squish people.

I am in fifth grade and I am not even 70 pounds yet is this bad?

omg this is the reason I weigh over 12000 pounds! - Okami

If they call you fat you can squish them! - Gunnar9797

6 You get handicap privileges.
7 If you keep getting fatter, you won't get wrinkles.
8 You can make funny fat people videos for Youtube
9 It's genetic
10 It'll be more comfy to sleep

Unless its super hot
Or your step bro sneaks in your room to listen your guy

The Contenders

11 You can press multiple keys with one finger.
12 Many people will help you
13 You can post articles on the web saying why you love being a fatty

Some people want to read that stuff.

14 You have drunk too many beers
15 You have more estrogen
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