Top Ten Reasons to Get Out of Bed

The Top Ten
1 You won't be fired from your job

The last sentence I just formed didn't mean I never get out of bed

2 You need to be active

Staying in bed only gives you bed sores. I need to see to mine. Er, excuse me...

3 It shows self discipline
4 Life is shorter than you think
5 It's good to get up and be with friends

Nobody likes someone who sleeps all day

6 Staying in bed all day is boring

Laziness can turn to boredom

7 You will miss out on opportunities
8 So you can go explore the world
9 You won't get fat

I'm underweight and I'm proud

10 If you lay in bed all day it will be harder to sleep at night

That will be annoying than anything

The Contenders
11 You won't arrive late at school

Sure staying in bed means less class time but you can do something fun while missing school

I have to or I will not arrive in Time.

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