Top Ten Reasons to Get Out of Bed
The Top Ten
1 You won't be fired from your job
The last sentence I just formed didn't mean I never get out of bed
2 You need to be active
Staying in bed only gives you bed sores. I need to see to mine. Er, excuse me...
3 It shows self discipline
4 Life is shorter than you think
5 It's good to get up and be with friends
Nobody likes someone who sleeps all day
6 Staying in bed all day is boring
Laziness can turn to boredom
7 You will miss out on opportunities
8 So you can go explore the world
9 You won't get fat
I'm underweight and I'm proud
10 If you lay in bed all day it will be harder to sleep at night
That will be annoying than anything
The Contenders
11 You won't arrive late at school
Sure staying in bed means less class time but you can do something fun while missing school
I have to or I will not arrive in Time.
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