Top Ten Reasons Getting a Girlfriend or Boyfriend is a Waste of Time

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The Top Ten

1 It's boring

Yeah. I agree with this list. It's a complete waste of time. If you're bored or lonely get a pet or find a hobby. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

My god what an awful list - NightmareCinema

Love is boring,I'd rather do sports - Nateawesomeness

My qualifications for a boyfriend:
Total video game freaks
Pun lovers
Chilled, lazy
And food lovers
If you don't meet all of those, screw off - SansTheComic

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2 It brainwashes you

Why do people end up getting so flirty? because they get GFs and Bfs - Nateawesomeness

3 Real friends are much funner

Funner isn't even a real word

Girlfriends or boyfriends aren't friends, - Nateawesomeness

Same comment I made on "It's Boring" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

4 Pointless dinners

Why have only fancy dinners when you can have meat outs and bacon breakfasts - Nateawesomeness

I don't do this with mine. We just get ice cream or pizza.

5 Sex is gross

Are you 3 years old or something? - bobbythebrony

I absolutely hate woman on top. It's the worst sex position. I don't understand why people like this position. It's the total opposite of what most people say it is. Enough said.

You will never be born if not for sex.

Dude...christ... - RustyNail

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6 Everything has to be fancy

And I'm the complete opposite of the word "fancy" - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

7 You're a terrible dancer in the ball

Who says you need to go to a ball? Fancy dresses that choke you? No thanks! And don't even get me started on high heels... I'd rather have a video game marathon in a tee and jeans! - SansTheComic

8 The word babe gets annoying

I wanna be called with my actual name, not "babe", "baby", "darling", "honey", etc - XxDarkStorm_PhoenixMothxX

So does chick-sugar.

Hrehereh. - keycha1n

9 You get addicted to texting her

Then when you meet in real life you don't know what to say. z - BlueTopazIceVanilla

10 You feel locked and chained to the person you're dating

One of the biggest reasons. - BlueTopazIceVanilla

This is true and I am not even in a relationship - Randomator

The Contenders

11 You get humiliated if she says no
12 Family is much more important than some stranger

Hahaaa. This is HILARIOUS. Thanks for making my day love - TwilightKitsune

13 Relationships don't last

Why

Exactly! I’m not not the type of guy who would have a new girlfriend every few weeks. What’s the point of me getting a girlfriend if we’re eventually going to break up? - Randomator

14 You won't be able to have your personal private bed
15 You probably won't be allowed to play video games.

What? If the guy doesn't love video games or food, then he has not a chance. - SansTheComic

16 It's something difficult
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