Top 10 Reasons God is an Idiot


The Top Ten

1 He made the New England Patriots win Super Bowl 51

You hate God just because you didn't get the desired outcome you wanted for this year's Super Bowl? That's a pretty idiotic and petty reason to do so. Man, I thought Christian conservatives knew better... - ModernSpongeBobSucks

Poor sport much...? - clusium


2 He created the fruit of knowledge of good and evil
3 He makes good things happen to bad people
4 He makes bad things happen to good people
5 He made the Tampa Bay Lightning lose the 2015 Stanley Cup Finals
6 He doesn't love anyone
7 He lets you down if you give your life to him
8 He is a hypocrite

Where's the proof? - EpicJake

9 He is a liar
10 He lets Satan take over us

If an all powerful god does not have the power to stop the all powerful lord of darkness, then he is an absolute weak god.

The Contenders

11 He destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah

Lol what? - Ananya

12 He ruined Job's life
13 He created Satan
14 He made humans evil
15 He's terrible at creation
16 He doesn't reveal himself to us
17 He's sadistic
18 He flooded the earth
19 He just lets people suffer and die
20 He creates natural disasters
21 He created diseases
22 He just sits there and lets things get worse and worse
23 He doesn't save most people
24 He let Nero feed Christians to lions
25 He created Hell
26 He's vengeful
27 He just lets his own followers be completely stupid and ignorant
28 He makes atheists smarter than theists
29 He's selfish
30 He lets bullies exist
31 He's a bully
32 He makes humans sexually attracted to weird things

For example, children, animals, flatulence, feces, their own parents, vomit, and even trees. I'm not kidding. ' trees! - Aragorn98

33 He let Donald Trump become president
34 He's not very loving at all
35 He claims to be omnipresent yet never shows up to help suffering people
36 He hates homosexuals
37 He makes mistakes
38 He lets his followers use him as an excuse to do bad things
39 He hates pagans
40 He gives humans mental disorders
41 He gets offended over coarse humor
42 He made humans racist
43 He made humans sexist
44 He really can't see the future at all
45 He killed the firstborn children of Egypt
46 He kills people
47 He made man superior to woman
48 He's hateful
49 He's evil
50 He saved us from sin even though he originally condemned us to it
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Top Remixes

1. He made the New England Patriots win Super Bowl 51
2. He created the fruit of knowledge of good and evil
3. He makes good things happen to bad people


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