Top 10 Reasons God is an Idiot


The Top Ten

1 He made the New England Patriots win Super Bowl 51

Lol, who are you people on the internet. He doesn't do all of this crap... PEOPLE do all of the crap.

You hate God just because you didn't get the desired outcome you wanted for this year's Super Bowl? That's a pretty idiotic and petty reason to do so. Man, I thought Christian conservatives knew better... - ModernSpongeBobSucks


Poor sport much...? - clusium

2 He created the fruit of knowledge of good and evil
3 He makes good things happen to bad people
4 He makes bad things happen to good people

I am a great person but the worst things happen to me

5 He made the Tampa Bay Lightning lose the 2015 Stanley Cup Finals
6 He doesn't love anyone

The Awkward Moments (not found in your average) Children's Bible *Warning its not for children*

7 He lets you down if you give your life to him
8 He is a hypocrite

Where's the proof? - EpicJake

9 He is a liar
10 He lets Satan take over us

If an all powerful god does not have the power to stop the all powerful lord of darkness, then he is an absolute weak god.

The Contenders

11 He destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah

Lol what? - Ananya

12 He's selfish

God is selfish he forces us to be on this earth when I didn't wanna be on this earth..Just so we can worship him...I hate him so much and wish I was never born!

13 He makes humans sexually attracted to weird things

Yeah a woman was with the wall of berlin, if Trumps wall is built you can see it happening again. *Oh Trumps Wall its got beautiful height - a random American woman*

For example, children, animals, flatulence, feces, their own parents, vomit, and even trees. I'm not kidding. ' trees!

14 He made man superior to woman
15 He ruined Job's life
16 He created Satan
17 He made humans evil
18 He's terrible at creation
19 He doesn't reveal himself to us
20 He's sadistic
21 He flooded the earth
22 He just lets people suffer and die
23 He creates natural disasters
24 He created diseases
25 He just sits there and lets things get worse and worse

I agree with this sooo much...He can send evil after us and no matter what its like you are talking to a wall...Demons can taunt and torment but god just sits up there not caring...I don't capitalize the name "god" Because I have no respect for a monster like him...

26 He doesn't save most people
27 He let Nero feed Christians to lions
28 He created Hell
29 He's vengeful
30 He just lets his own followers be completely stupid and ignorant
31 He makes atheists smarter than theists
32 He lets bullies exist
33 He's a bully
34 He let Donald Trump become president
35 He's not very loving at all
36 He claims to be omnipresent yet never shows up to help suffering people
37 He hates homosexuals
38 He makes mistakes
39 He lets his followers use him as an excuse to do bad things
40 He hates pagans
41 He gives humans mental disorders
42 He gets offended over coarse humor
43 He made humans racist
44 He made humans sexist
45 He really can't see the future at all
46 He killed the firstborn children of Egypt
47 He kills people
48 He's hateful
49 He's evil
50 He saved us from sin even though he originally condemned us to it
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Top Remixes

1. He made the New England Patriots win Super Bowl 51
2. He created the fruit of knowledge of good and evil
3. He makes good things happen to bad people


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