Top 10 Reasons Grojband is Better Than Teen Titans Go!
I love Grojband, but I hate Teen Titans Go!. Here's why Grojband is better.I like every character in Grojband except Trina. All of Teen Titans Go's characters are awful.
They have a few good ones, but they are incredibly rare and not enough to make up for the rest of the crap they air on television.
I admit Grojband sometimes doesn't teach the best messages, but at least they don't directly tell kids that girls are better than boys or that responsibilities are bad.
Or that reading is bad and Thought Provoking Cartoons are bad for kids
People complain about "Chicken Pox Rocks", but it's better than listening to the word "Waffles" sung over and over again!
There are at least four episodes of TTG that insult its detractors. How pathetic.
The band members depend on each other in Grojband. In TTG, the characters only care about themselves. Raven even flat out admits in an episode that she doesn't care about Beast Boy. I can't exactly blame her for saying that but I can't praise her for it either.
In "The Fourth Wall" I was really hoping that Control Freak would win. He's the only one in that episode who makes any sense.
The episode where the HIVE Five wanted to take a break from villainy and the Titans continually annoy them filled me with such rage that I wanted to punch my T.V. screen.
At least Corey cares about his friends deep down. Robin is a selfish a-hole.
Laney's the coolest girl on the show. Raven and Starfire are incredibly vapid and they don't even look good compared to the male Titans.
Kin and Kon are hilarious. Cyborg and Beast Boy are lazy, selfish idiots. In fact Kon, the least intelligent member of the band, is smarter than both of these two a-holes combined. At least he knows to start with 1 when counting.
This is why Grojband is the literal best cartoon in the history of the world.