Top Ten Reasons to Grow a Girlfriend In the Lab for Positronwildhawk
And what makes you think you'd be everything she would want in a man?
A fantasy woman, then. Perfect! Just seek out any Disney princess.
Geeky, funny, smokin' hot...well, she would have my DNA in the mix.
She could make you bacon sandwiches.
It can actually happen!
Parents can now decide how they're children will be.
Genes can be "hacked" that the baby/your girlfriend in 21 years looks like you want etc.
Who's actually grown a girlfriend in the lab before? And just think about what implications this has for mankind's future.
Just think about it. You have created intelligent life!
As of when I published this list, it's this approaching Friday. This would be a nice present.
Happy birthday
You haven't been awkward around me. Just ticked off when I go on and on about how amazing you are. XP
I dunno, you could be being awkward or you could be like that to everyone-can't tell.
The female users of TheTopTens may have noticed this.
Do you realise how stressing life is for an aspiring physicist?! Well, do you?!
I applaud you for making this list. *claps*
So really, you're giving me a shortcut.
"Hey, chick-sugar, I saw you from an angle, and I was lost in your radians." -PositronWildhawk
See my numerous pick-up line lists for details.
This list is pathetic. Even if it is a joke, it pisses me off.
Might as well make one.
I'm already working on that. Forget love and later generations when it comes to my scientific brilliance.