Top Ten Reasons to Grow a Girlfriend In the Lab for Positronwildhawk

The Top Ten
1 She would be everything that PositronWildhawk would want in a woman

And what makes you think you'd be everything she would want in a man?

A fantasy woman, then. Perfect! Just seek out any Disney princess.

Geeky, funny, smokin' hot...well, she would have my DNA in the mix.

She could make you bacon sandwiches.

2 It would mark an important date in scientific history

It can actually happen!
Parents can now decide how they're children will be.
Genes can be "hacked" that the baby/your girlfriend in 21 years looks like you want etc.

Who's actually grown a girlfriend in the lab before? And just think about what implications this has for mankind's future.

Just think about it. You have created intelligent life!

3 PositronWildhawk's birthday is coming up

As of when I published this list, it's this approaching Friday. This would be a nice present.

Happy birthday

4 PositronWildhawk is extremely awkward around non-synthetic women

You haven't been awkward around me. Just ticked off when I go on and on about how amazing you are. XP

I dunno, you could be being awkward or you could be like that to everyone-can't tell.

The female users of TheTopTens may have noticed this.

5 PositronWildhawk is too busy to do it himself

Do you realise how stressing life is for an aspiring physicist?! Well, do you?!

I applaud you for making this list. *claps*

6 PositronWildhawk's female equivalent would be just as entertaining
7 Finding the perfect girl is like finding a needle in a haystack

So really, you're giving me a shortcut.

8 PositronWildhawk is bored
9 It's sad that none of PositronWildhawk's chat-up lines have ever worked, so there should be someone that it will work on

"Hey, chick-sugar, I saw you from an angle, and I was lost in your radians." -PositronWildhawk

See my numerous pick-up line lists for details.

10 It's sad that no such girl exists yet

This list is pathetic. Even if it is a joke, it pisses me off.

Might as well make one.

The Contenders
11 She could be perfect
12 PositronWildhawk can then have the perfect kid which invents Time Traveling and kills Hitler

I'm already working on that. Forget love and later generations when it comes to my scientific brilliance.

13 Because we all have nothing to do
14 PositronWildhawk is secretly an alien from Neptune that wants to study the behaviors of female human species so that he can integrate into our society
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