Top Ten Reasons to Grow a Girlfriend In the Lab for PositronwildhawkPositronWildhawk
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And what makes you think you'd be everything she would want in a man? - PetSounds
A fantasy woman, then. Perfect! Just seek out any Disney princess. - Britgirl
Oh, no, I can't. Belle's the only one I think is simultaneously smart, cool and nerdy enough, and she's not really that hot. - PositronWildhawk
She could make you bacon sandwiches. - Puga
And she can play electronic music - NateawesomenessV 3 Comments
Who's actually grown a girlfriend in the lab before? And just think about what implications this has for mankind's future. - PositronWildhawk
Just think about it. You have created intelligent life! - RockFashionista
It can actually happen!
Parents can now decide how they're children will be.
Genes can be "hacked" that the baby/your girlfriend in 21 years looks like you want etc.
Happy B-Day, here's this girl! I wrapped her- oh, I forgot to give her air! - Therandom
As of when I published this list, it's this approaching Friday. This would be a nice present. - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
The female users of TheTopTens may have noticed this. - PositronWildhawk
You haven't been awkward around me. Just ticked off when I go on and on about how amazing you are. XP - RiverClanRocks
I dunno, you could be being awkward or you could be like that to everyone-can't tell. - keycha1n
I applaud you for making this list. *claps* - funnyuser
Do you realise how stressing life is for an aspiring physicist?! Well, do you?! - PositronWildhawk
So really, you're giving me a shortcut. - PositronWildhawkV 1 Comment
"Hey, chick-sugar, I saw you from an angle, and I was lost in your radians." -PositronWildhawk - Merilille
See my numerous pick-up line lists for details. - PositronWildhawk
This list is pathetic. Even if it is a joke, it pisses me off.
Might as well make one. - PositronWildhawk
I'm already working on that. Forget love and later generations when it comes to my scientific brilliance. - PositronWildhawk
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2. She would be everything that PositronWildhawk would want in a woman
3. PositronWildhawk's birthday is coming up