Top 10 Reasons to Hate Archie Comics
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I know. Archie Comics is sucky & should be forgotten for a long time because it really needs to come in the same 3D that most Mario & Sonic games have.
Also, there could be Mario & Princess Daisy Master Digests.
What the hell is with Sonic/Mega Man Archie Comics?!
Scratchpad should say this about Mario/Archie Comics characters regardless of their gender.
Mario as Archie Andrews (both are charismatic, main, slightly dumb, with mixed personalities & girl-crazy).
Luigi as Betty Cooper (both are very strict, cowardly, crybabies, pervy, boring, silly, temperamental & secondary characters)
Princess Peach as Veronica Lodge (both are prissy, bossy, spoiled, cowardly & the third characters).
Yoshi as Jughead (both are the main protagonists' best friends, can get pompous & are fourth characters).
Toad as Dilton Doiley (both are smart, cowardly & short)
Wario as Reggie Mantle (both are the main rivals towards the main protagonist, appear big in width compared to other characters in width except for Jason Blossom, Mr. Weatherbee & Moose Mason).
Cheryl Blossom as Wendy O. Koopa (both are spoiled, perverted, suggestive, stupid, stereotypical & ...more
Archie Comics needs to improve and stop havin a fanbase for Sonic/Mega Man (Archie) comics!V 1 Comment
Not only Princess Peach, but most other females in the whole Arechie Comics franchise.
Why is Archie Comics still staying so brattish?! Why no Pac-Man Archie Comics yet?! ! We would love The a Incredible Hulk (Archie) Comics. And no more Sonic/Mega Man Archie Comics!
What's with Archie Comics?! Betty & Veronica suck 100%. The only good things about them is their sexy body parts including their wide (in general for humans), feminine thighs.
That was just an insult, Archie Comics! I hope you go to hellunless you make Pac-Man comics!
Why not?! Archie Comics & Rio crossovers would be awesome!
I wouldn't say that Betty, Veronica & Jughead are more famous than Mario, but Archie Comics sucks! Why? No Archie Mario comics! Why?! Because Nintendo actually said no to Archie Comics. Shigeru told us why in a friendly, intellegent & honest way like he usually does. But Pac-Man Archie Comics would be best!V 1 Comment
Uggh, I hate Archie Comics. They are overdosing teen girl stereotypes! And what's the surprise? A girl band! A girl-themed comic franchise! Archie Comics should go to hell.V 1 Comment
They sure suck! Re: Archie, Betty & Veronica - Sonic, Sally Acorn & Amy Rose - Mega Man, Roll & Tron Bonne, etc...V 1 Comment
The rock vband KISS deserves to be in a better comic than archie
We could have had Archie Beavis & Butthead comics for sure! That would be awesome! Beavis & Butthead would be much better on Archie Comic sinstead of Sonic the Hedgehog.
Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge always draw and lose Archie Andrews' heart just by being such annoying teen girls that think they're so radical and popular.
Is Archie Comics sexist?! Because they need to work on Pac-Man (Archie) comics, please.
I can't even believe Betty & Veronica even exists! I ripped all the Betty & Veronica strips and got blockage for eating them. I even threw the pages down the toilet.
The rivalries became so overrated that recently they decided to make Archie worse by making (in boxart covers) Archie, Betty & Veronica insane over each other like crazy! WHY?! You know how Betty Cooper is similar to Princess Peach as well as Super Luigi & Veronica Lode is similar to Pauline, Princess Daisy of Sarasa Land & Wendy O. Koopa combined w/ Archie Andrews being similar to Mario? Well, things got worse. Now there's Peach & Pauline/Daisy love showdowns for Mario's heart yet Princess Peach always forces Mario to win her heart. AUGGH! Why the hell is Archie not done yet despite Archie's death at such a young age in 2014?! Oh, yeah, and imagine if Amy Rose had a mad crush on Archie Andrews. Archie might not like it since he is a human & Amy Rose is an animal.
Archie Andrews (to Betty Cooper): There's nothing I don't like about you.
Archie Andrews (to Veronica Lodge): I have nothing against you at all.
SERIOUSLY, ARCHIE?! Archie Andrews: the male Amy Rose.
I found out that it is to be the longest-runnin Archie Comics franchise to be based on a gaming franchise. Well, that does not mean there will never be a Pac-Man (Archie) comics!
Most hated comic EVEr: ferocious femmes
Ginny: (about football) what an adorable little handbag it would make!
What I want to say to her: well then if you think its adorable I'm GONNA HANDBAG YO FACE
I also hate some parts like:
Random girl: wait till we get our lips on!
Random girl no. 2: is there an extra hairpin?
THEY'RE TOO GIRLY AS HELL TO EVEN RING UP SOME ACTION?!?!?! WHATT?
Most hated of all:
Girl #1: Baw! They knocked one of my teeth out!
Betty: my lovely long nails, GONE!
Girl #2: look at the shiner they hung on me!
Girl #3: we can't be able to enter the beauty pageant!
IS THAT HOW YALL PORTRAY US GIRLS?!?! Sure, I may be a girl, but I don't GIVE A BLOODY F(ch! ) ON ALL THE DUMB MAKEUP AND DRESSES! DEATH TO MAKEUP! DEATH TO DRESSES! DEATH TO ARCHIE COMICS! WIN TO LEATHER JACKETS! WIN TO MARVEL COMICS AND DC AND Disney! BOO YOU SUCK YALL RIVERDALE!
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