Top 10 Reasons to Hate Barbie Movies

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The Top Ten

1 Repetitive

They are all about Barbie being a princess - FrozenisOverrated

Being a princess,fairy,mermaid and saving the world! Cliche. - SamuiNeko

Every Barbie movie ever:
Barbie was a normal human who later discovers that she's actually very very special and then she goes on a boring adventure and beat the villain without doing anything - FireWasp2004

4 years old - swan girl barbie
5 years old - ballerina princess
6 years old - island princess barbie
7 years old - rapunzel barbie
8 years old - magic princess barbie
9 years old - musical princesses barbie
10 years old - long-lost-princess barbie
10 1/2 years old - mermaid princess barbie
1 day before I turned eleven years old - fairy princess barbie
11 years old - ugly barbie doll in a dreamhouse
12 years old (right now) - HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, MAKE IT STOOOPPP!

I HAVE ENOUGH WITH ALL THE HORRENDOUS (Yeah that's right, I'm a httyd and bh6 fan) GIRLYNESS AND THE VAST MAKEUP AND ITS JUST GIVING ME AN EYE SORE! PLEASE, MATTEL, I'm BEGGIN YA STOP SELLING ALL THE CR**PY BARBIE DOLLS AND BARBIE PRODUCTIONS SHOULD JUST CREATE A GOTH NINJA BARBIE WITHOUT SPARKLES AND MAGIC OR SOMETHING LIKE that! THANK YOU!

2 Stupid

Barbie, We don't want to watch movies about you being a princess with butterfly wings - FrozenisOverrated

3 Girly

Her movies are so girly that they make me want to throw up blood - FrozenisOverrated

My god... My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake combined look more manlier than this garbage! Seriously every movie is either about princesses or cute animals! - Gabriola

I understand your feel, FrozenisOverrated.

FrozenisOverrated are you a tomboy cause if you are your cool cause I'm a tomboy and I really hate it when everything meant for girls are all girly. One of the most problems I have with this is cartoon shipping's. They make a tomboy feminine just so the male could have a girly girlfriend. An example is the lion guard with kion and fuli. Fuli is a tomboy but I've seen many fan art of her being girly just to be with kion. My shipping is her with Kiara who is a tomboy but more feminine.

4 It's always about dresses

At least once in my life, barbie should be an emo.

5 Everything is pink

TOO MUCH PINK! MY EYES I'm BLIND! Tell my wife I love her! Wait I'm not married - yellowshadow

It gives me ocular migraines just looking at all of that pink!

GET OUTTA MY CLOSET PINK! YOU HURT MY EYES!

…no offense, Honey Lemon.

6 The fact that little girls actually like this repetitive junk

OH MY GOD, YES. Frozenisoverrated, thank you for being understanding because I hate Barbie too I even made lists about things that should happen to her and characters that should beat her up. (I think I should add Beerus to the list of characters who should beat her up because he is one of my favorite villains) we need more people like you to show people how Barbie sucks. Even I'm a girl and I hate Barbie! - TwilightKitsune

7 Lame villains

Raquelle is lame. Lydia is lame. Dame Devin is a loser. Okay, that's getting on my nerves.

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8 Dumb songs

It's SO STUPID!

The songs are meaningless and nonsense,
and I don't want to hear little girls singing
Barbie songs. It makes my ears bleed.
The voices make my ears bleed too. The songs are stupid.

9 It rips off several stories from a long time ago

Because the people who created Barbie are as dumb as barbie herself - TwilightKitsune

10 Barbie herself

Barbie is the worst thing in my ENTIRE life. She is so girly and whiny and I think she will die if no one is there to rescue her. The ugly creature is spending WAY too much money on things. That's downright impossible. - Nonnie the Anon

Why is Barbie so oblivious of the fact that Raquelle is trying to sabotage Barbie? I just wish she knew!

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11 She is Nice to the Bad Guys After They Try to Kill Her

They don't try to kill her that much. They lock her up in a room in a princess dress or force her to work in a goldmine and then someone rescues the whiny princess and everyone has a huge party. - MetalObsessed

12 It's for little girls
13 The voice acting
14 The merchandise
15 Almost no conflict
16 Everything is perfect for Barbie
17 Barbie is always the hero

Duh.

But she's the emo kids' personal villain

18 Barbie is a Mary Sue

She beats the villains without doing anything - FireWasp2004

19 The endings are predictable

Barbie lives happily ever after. - Navylexi

20 It's Made Only for the Money
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