Top 10 Reasons to Hate the British


The Top Ten

1 They Have Funny Accents

To people from United Kingdom, don't get offended by this list. A troll made this; and yes, don't feed the troll. - Delgia2k

Do not feed the trolls.

I try so hard to avoid feeding trolls, but this list is racist. - Powerfulgirl10

This is actually part of their charm. It enhances the humor of Monty Python. It is also one reason why I started reading the "Andy Capp" comic strip in the first place. - giddyjoker

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2 They are Weird

I'm pretty sure everyone has something weird about them. - SansTheComic

So is Willy Wonka, according to a meme picture that I saw one time. - giddyjoker

I"m weird too so?

3 They Drink Too Much Tea

I'm sure there's someone out there who's British and doesn't drink tea... definitely not me, but someone... - SansTheComic

This one made me laugh hysterically. - giddyjoker

Yes they should drink much vodka

Yes yes isn't it such better if we overdrink some alcohol I'm sure that wont affect me whatsoever oh and I'll just you know blow some cigarattes right infront of it I guess that'll do me a day

4 They Hate Breadwinners

Everyone hates Breadwinners. Why is this an item?

What IS Breadwinners?

(I am English and 13)

I'm a,erican and I think it's the worst show ever - Nateawesomeness

Do they love Breadlosers? - giddyjoker

5 They All Live in Phone Booths

Hey I live in phone booths and I find this offensive... And British - CerealGuy

6 They Have Really Bad Teeth

Danteem: This list is racist! British People don't have bad teeth anymore. They are not ugly. Emma Watson is British and she cute. They do wash their hands. Not everyone spits on sidewalks. Their accents are fine but I like the American accent better.

7 They are Ugly

Have you SEEN Robert Plant?! In the 70's, that man was a HUNK! - MontyPython

Oh come on guys! At least offend me with a GOOD insult! - SansTheComic

Like the person who made this list. - XxembermasterxX

The most ugliest people

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8 They are Bratty

Positron wildhawk is not a brat - Nateawesomeness

9 They Spit on the Sidewalks

No,the British users here are very mature,they will. Never do that - Nateawesomeness

10 They Smell

Actually, everyone smells, because they all have noses. - giddyjoker

Again, offend me with a good insult, please! - SansTheComic

Yuck, they suck!

LIKE TEA AND CRAP! - DethronedInFlorida

The Contenders

11 They Don't Wash Their Hands
12 They are Overrated
13 They are Deceptive

Yes, yes we are.

14 They Have Harry Potter

No they all sucks.

15 They Treat Lewis Hamilton Like He's God When He Isn't
16 They Have Big Noses

I guess they are among those that smell a lot in this case, then. - giddyjoker

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Top Remixes

1. They Have Funny Accents
2. They are Weird
3. They Drink Too Much Tea


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