Top Ten Reasons to Hate Canada

BetterThanYou

The Top Ten

1 Justin Bieber Justin Bieber Justin Drew Bieber (born March 1, 1994) is a Canadian singer, songwriter, and record producer. He currently resides in Ontario, Canada and is Christian. He is the son of author Pattie Mallette. ...read more.

Wow! That is so FKN obvious that Justin Bieber is number one!

You can't hate Canada just because of a single person. We all know he is terrible person, but hating a country for a single person isn't a good reason. - Delgia2k

I'm Canadian and I think Justin Bieber is a disgrace to not only Canada, but North America. Never mind, he's a disgrace to the Americas. Or maybe all of earth. Forget that, he is a disgrace to the universe.

If you say Canada is bad country because of Justin Bieber, you could say USA is bad country because there bad singer

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2 Stupid People

There are dumb people everywhere. - Pony

The brain drain is real.

There are more dumb people in America than in Canada. No offense. Just deal with it. Not saying you're dumb you're an American, but that more Americans are dumb than Canadians. - Blight

Planning on visiting Canada for your next vacation?
After you hear this, you might think twice.

Doug Ford and the Ontario government (as you probably know, Ontario is a province in Canada) have passed a law that allows hunters to shoot mother, father, and baby chick Double-Crested Cormorant birds. Why? So that sport fishermen won't have competition (Cormorants feed on fish).

“In 3 years 10,000 birds were shot in Ontario. The Cormorant is being scapegoated for political reasons " to appease an aggressive sport hunting and fishing lobby.”
(from Peaceful Parks Coalition)

“Hunters can kill off an entire colony of Cormorants in a matter of minutes. A government cull of nesting Cormorants in 2003 at Presqu’ile Provincial Park saw 2 government sharpshooters kill over 1,000 birds in one day.”
(from Petition: Stop Ontario’s war on Double-Crested Cormorants)


Send a message to the Canadian Government. Boycott visiting Canada.
Hurt them ...more

3 Aboot

Pie I have met no one who said this besides Nicobbq and I thought that was weird

Canadians don't say aboot! Awful untrue stereotype.

Actually, a vast majority of us pronounce it as "aboat", but whatever - bolide

4 Soory

No one says that in canda stupid american.

Nope we don't say that dumbass

5 Ontario

Ontario is not a city dumb asses

Worst city? Somebody obviously doesn't know anything about Canadian geography. - PetSounds

If you really did know anything about Canadian geography, you'd know that Ontario isn't a city. - PetSounds

Worst city in existence - BetterThanYou

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6 Racist People

Yeah I talked to one of them and just how old he was and he blocked me...

This list is racist. - SamuiNeko

7 How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother How I Met Your Mother is an American sitcom that originally aired on CBS from September 19, 2005, to March 31, 2014. The series follows the main character, Ted Mosby, and his group of friends in Manhattan.

I hope the person that made this list kills them self.

This is an American sitcom.

8 Poutine Poutine Poutine is a Canadian dish, originating in the province of Quebec in the late 1950s, made with French fries and cheese curds topped with light brown gravy. Poutine is the most popular dish in Quebec. It's also found across Canada and in some places in the northern United States. Poutine has many variations ...read more.

I would like Poutine if it didn't have cheese and gravy.

It is delicious.

9 Arrogant People

All this is crap because of Donald trump America bites and the stupid gun laws I step one foot on your lawn and you can shoot me

Canadians are humble. Americans are arrogant even though they suck.

10 Watchmojo Watchmojo WatchMojo.com is a Canadian-based privately held video content producer, publisher, and syndicator. With nearly 10 billion all-time video views and 16 million subscribers, WatchMojo has one of the largest channels on YouTube.

A reason to hate WatchMojo, not Canada. - Tectal

The Contenders

11 Crime

There is crime all over Earth. At least here, we have good Policemen to deal with it. - Blight

THAT IS a lot OF CRIMES! - BetterThanYou

If crime is a reason to hate Canada, then the U.S. is no better, stupid kid.

12 Terrible Cartoons

Canadian cartoons are awful. I've seen only a few, and each one is worse than the last. (There could be some good ones out there, but I've never seen one.)

13 Annoyance

Canada is the worst country ever, - BetterThanYou

14 Bagged milk

hell no

15 Justin Trudeau Justin Trudeau Justin Pierre James Trudeau PC MP (born on Christmas Day, December 25, 1971) is a Canadian politician who is the 23rd Prime Minister of Canada (assumed office November 4, 2015). He is the leader of the Liberal Party and the second-youngest Canadian prime minister after Joe Clark. His father, Pierre ...read more.
16 The Vancouver 2010 Olympics

U mad bro? (trollface)

17 Scary People

"Welcome to Canada. We're scary! "-Nostalgia Critic

If Nostalgia Critic thought the PSAs from Canada were scary wait til he sees the ones from Australia.

18 They Play Football Wrong

*Cough cough* - Blight

19 Luka Magnotta

Dipstick really ruins this beautiful country of ours!

Sounds like a horrible dude! - BetterThanYou

20 They "Barrow" like wheelbarrow instead of the right way to say it!
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