Top Ten Reasons to Hate Dora the ExplorerDora The Explorer Is a stupid show. It includes an illegal immigrant who carries a zoo of animals along with her. I just wanna strangle that brat
The Top Ten
Dora: Wheres the mountain?
Me: It's right over there
Me: Over there!
Me: IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE DUMMY!
This would go on for hours. - MorlaTurtle8
The weird thing is she somehow has the ability to freeze time. Whenever she asks where something is, everyone stops talking, and nobody does a thing.
COME ON! It is right behind you Dora. She is too lazy to look around. I mean, how hard is it to look around? Plus the things are obvious and visible, it is right nearby her.
She is blind. When she asks that question, I would be silent and then when she says the answer, my dad says what is the point of asking?
If it was realistic: "Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping". Swiper: "You can't tell me what to do". (steals their belongings). - Caleb9000
Robber: You're getting mugged, kid!
Dora: Mugger, no mugging! Mugger, no mugging!
Robber: That's not how it works. - RoseWeasley
I know right? She says "Swiper No Swiping", she tries too hard to solve the problem by being peaceful. That is not going to work in real life, in reality, they would steal your stuff or even kill you. You should either call for help, call 911 to the police, or hit the crook, ways that will actually work in real life.
I hate dora getting rid of Swiper like that other nick shows do that dora doesn't like action fight but dora gets rid of Swiper by saying Swiper No Swiping that sucks in my opinion
Why would parents let their kids watch dora that teaches stupid stuff when Blue's Clues and Sesame Street is better and way more eduactional than that annoying Dora? My Little Pony also teaches Friendship. But, It's not a kids show, it's an all ages show - MLPFan
Blues clues is better than dora
I agree. It's much better and cuter. It's also better than PAW Patrol.
I like My Little Pony because it is the best show, more than Dora, Blue's Clues, and Sesame Street. I am too old to watch these baby shows, except My Little Pony.
I love Sesame Street, and Blue's Clues was good too, until Steve got replaced by Joe.
Urban Dictionary is not intelligent. Anyway who ever wrote that on Urban Dictionary was probably annoyed with how obvious everything was to everyone over the age of 5. Its easy to see where is the..
Kids under five don't know that much about television
This is an insult to those who watch the show. - Lucy1402
The urban dictionary says this is (I write the parts I remember)
Dora The Explorer
Literally an insult to anyone's intelligence. This is not for Pre-schoolers. This is for people in comas. - MLPFan
It is sad how she has more freedom than most teens. Her parents spoil her. She has more freedom than I do! Her parents let her out of the house for the whole entire day and do not care if she talks to strangers. Her parents get her whatever she wants. What if she dies? Her parents should take care of her more. Also, that is going to teach kids to go outside without their parent's permission. Dora has some of the worst parents ever.
She's only in kindergarten and her parents let her travel to the other side of the planet unsupervised.
Dora's father: So my 5 year old daughter was drowned in a large river? Oh well, 7th time's the charm.
This is a bad example for parents. Teaching them to care less for their child - MLPFan
Dora would of got hurt if she was exploring. It's kinda better if her parents prevents Dora from exploring.
Dora:What's your favorite part of the trip
Me:Well, It was when...
Dora:I like that too
Me:Let me finish, okay?! (Punches Dora through the screen) - MLPFan
Dora:What was your favorite part of the trip?
Me:I don't know, You were the one who explored so you tell me.
Dora:I like that too.
Me:Oh would you shut the hell up for crying out loud?!
Dude, Dora interrupts you saying about the episode.
Trick: Say "when you died," She likes that part
My little sister watches at and when she asks me that I say watching you be stupid
So annoying. Rather listen to My Little Pony that sounds better and catchier than Dora - MLPFan
So lets see you hate Justin Bieber because he looked and sounded like a ten year old when he was fifteen, then he makes tons of mistakes after you said horrible stuff when he was just fifteen. Bullying people can make people bully.
Justin Bieber is a better singer don't slag him off because you have hated him since he looked like a ten year old when he was fifteen.
Try to ruin there songs
Dora: Where are we going'?
She a hola-gan - AlphaQ
I don't know what kind of education she has, but it looks like she really needs one. Also if she acts like that in High School (during her teen years),her peers will think that's she is a weirdo. She wouldn't do that in college either, or people would keep on asking for new room mate (replacing her) all over again. But if she especially acts stupid in a job interview, she wouldn't get a job because it will be a big fat chance for her. I'm just saying.
She is to dumb to see thing RIGHT BEHIND HER!
She keeps asking where the mountain is, it behind u u idiot. Her adventures Are a failure.
She asks that for the audience to guess so she can tell them the right answer. She's not stupid. Plus, why are you still watching it? The show is for little toddlers. - Jasmine21064
Haha - SpencerJC
Swiper Is Good And Dora Is Bad
Dora Is Good And Swiper Is Bad - EvilJoelBuildsMc
Tell me an example. To tell you the truth, I don't even watch Dora.
DORA'S ONLY MANNERS ARE SCREAMING, TALKING TO HER IMAGINARY FRIENDS, ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS, AND EXPLORING WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION!
Dora has no manners so she bad
She needs to stop yelling. She makes Boots look like an angel.
Not only is she retarded she is also very annoying to us people by asking us stupid ass questions every 5 seconds on purpose just to torment us to death I want to kill her tonight.
Yes, she needs mental help. Go to rehab!
SHE IS SO RETARDED!
A talking map? A talking backpack? A talking gate? What kind of show is this? That is just plain weird.
She needs professional help
Make sure no one ever invents a talking backpack or talking gates!
Like her back pack. I hope people will find her crazy and call 911 to send her to the mental institute. Then, I'll be happy. Wait... I'll be happier if they would beat up dora as well 😂 - MLPFan
Worse Than Sanjay And Craig And Breadwinners
I Would Rather Watch Fanboy & chum chum Than This Fat, Retarded, Stupid, Lazy, Ugly, Little Prick.
I agree that she is a disgrace to nickelodean. but I think breadwinners is 4 times as worse
I'm not sure what’s worse... fanboy and chum chum or this..but at least it isn't Breadretards.
She does not even tell her parents.
Attention everyone! If you have a son/daughter that likes Dora. Tell he/she that she could not go out on their own! I'm serious. Your child could randomly walk out the door,
Walk away for miles, if your son could even get hit by a car, get lost, or even get kidnapped!
Someone should call the CPS (Child Protect services on her parents. sorry for my bad English I'm from Iran
That is actully good English
What about Tots T.V. if you've ever heard of it.
Three toddlers Tilly, Tom and Tiny who live in a cottage with no adults.
Tilly speaks French (Spanish in the American) but Tom and Tiny understands her.
For ex: Dora and Friends into the city - cincos
@cincos, actually, DAF wasn't bad
Me: Nickelodean? Can you please cancel Dora and never air it on T.V. again for eternity?
Nick: Sure, if you and many other people hate it, then yes.
Me: Of course, everyone hates this show.
Nick: Then yes, lets cancel it, no more Dora!
Me: YYESS! I will celebrate and tell everyone that this abomination is cancelled!
Me: Lets party!
I would rather have Thanos erase everything in this show out of existence.
She is annoying because she says oh no'' my dumb thing is gone
She is a dumb ideot
If she taught us a curse word in Spanish or maybe some more complex words the show might have been better.
She never taught me anything, cause I couldn't understand half of what she was saying
She teaches kids how to run away
So, she hasn't taught you anything because you don't understand her? Maybe you should learn a little English first, then get back to the show. And anyone who is reading this list and not cringing, please kys.
All my relatives, family and friends say this is retarded
That show is so lime
Absolutely Yes - BeaM456
Uglier than Justin Bieber - Neonco31
Neonco31 is uglier than Justin Bieber
Dora is ugly her hair looks like she did'nt brush it and she wear the same cloths every day and her shirt dos'nt fit her I can see a bit of her belly botton
Bugs don't have a personality. They are completely incapable of liking or hating you. Bugs are basically just small machines that do what they are programmed to do they can't play instruments like for example spiders are just programmed to just spin webs and eat other bugs you can't tell them to move out of the way
Her backpack, map, and pretty much everything in the show is alive.
Just step on them and they will stop playing their tiny instruments that for some reason are very loud.
I agree you can just bust the door open you don't have to sing a song
She once told me to say it louder, I refused, but she kept telling me again and I had to run out of the room!
Because do children under five know much about television, they might shout at the television.
She is definitely
If I say it louder, then it would be too embarrassing. Also who’s idea was this?
That's not an excuse for why the show is terrible. - Lucy1402
I'm Neutral Over Dora But Don't Take Her Too Seriously
I never saw anyone ever slag off Tots T.V. it had another language in it.
Either French or Spanish (in America)
Oh I know why because you where probably a toddler when Tots T.V. was aired.
Caillou is an emergency that needs to be removed from air because he actually gets kids to whine and think they will get what they want when taking the easy way out. Dora doesn't seem to be negatively affecting the audience in any way, so Dora is no emergency and can stay on air for as long as possible.
Caillou is worse because he keeps crying like he is a spoiled brat. - Lucy1402
No cauiou is worse than dora
I know, right! - DatBoiSquirtle
Yeah, like how is saying "Swiper no swiping" gonna stop a burglar, robber, etc from trying to steal your stuff? They're gonna steal it anyway! Smh
I can't get that annoying voice of hers ou of my head!
For me, I think this show is similar to Phineas and Ferb how the plot is the same thing every episode. Every Episode has a same plot like Dora getting rid of Swiper, the map that can't hear you, 3 areas and puzzles, Same music, etc. Dora should be with Phineas and Ferb.
So true! I know how every Dora episodes are the same thing. Dora SHOULD team with Phineas and Ferb
Pokemon has the same plot, Ash is 10 years old.
I agree with the people who say that Dora is like Phineas and Ferb.
My opinion of Phineas and Ferb
The first episode was okay,but the rest is just boring and the same thing always happens.When Phineas gets a "brilliant"idea for the day,he always says to Ferb "Ferb,i know what are we gonna do today" and later,he says "Hey,where's Perry? ",and Candace tries to bust the boys and always fails because Phineas and Ferb's inventions are always taken away by Perry/Doofensmirth(or however you write that name).And at the end,their mom always offers them to head inside for a snack.And Candace is always the last one to head in.Same old same old - MLPFan
Absolutely Dora stupid and blind - BeaM456
She eats only ice cream and candy and other junk food
She lost her baby fat when she grew up.
Exactly. Dora's fat ass needs to learn to eat healthier.
A monkey can't talk
Makes me think of a cartoon people liked from childhood "football head"-Helga.
Oh and just remember Rugby & American Football (Does anyone from your country play that with their feet? )
Ha ha ha ha. You are so funny. That must have been tom Brady kicking Dora's head! 😄-trollsfan536
Here is a good scenario to do some loll's.
Dora: what was your favorite part of the trip?
A football player: when we kicked your head around and scored 100 touchdowns.
Dora: I like that too.
football player: what a blind bitch
What's that got to do with anything?
People older than 6 actually make a list about Dora The Explorer when the show is for little ones teaching them to locate things, that are easy for us to SEE.
This is already on the list.
Oh no she made Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Spongebob, Sandy, Patrick, and all of the Total Drama characters cry. And now she made Mario yoshi Luigi peach the koopalings bowser donkey kong and more cry.
Of course she does. She makes everyone cry. Junior Asparagus, Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Fluttershy, Rarity, Squidward, everyone.
SHE IS DOUBLE CHUBBY
Dora and Friends: Into The City was one of them, but what was the other one?
If you wanna watch a T.V. show and you heard the Dora the Explorer Theme Song, change the channel then you will be watching VeggieTales. You can even watch Blue’s Clues too.
Stupid and annoying. Just like stupid Rainbow Dash. I love this list! - TwilightKitsune
Spongebob is the longest running show on nick.
It lasted... 16 years!?!?! 8 SEASONS?!?!? ugh
Maybe she is asking the little ones
She is a fat drunk weirdo that should be thrown over the border into mexico. F her.
THIs is a reson why trump will build a WALL.
They never cancel anything from Nick Asia. Winx Club is still on air, and this show is also still airing. The only show they cancel is Blue's Clues and Go Diego Go (That should be called Die Diego Die) - MLPFan
Ok blues clues is not on. But dora is still on! Come on!
Dora's theme is just the word dora repeated, the we did it song is utter torture and I would rather be killed, and the backpack and map songs are cancer inducing.
I would have the dora theme like this " doo doo dora poo poo dora I speak Spanish but I am a retard that can't even see 2 inches away from me. I am a retarded poo poo head. I'm being a stupid weirdo. I have been wearing the same shirt since 3 and now I'm 6 yrs old. I am dog poo. Dora the dumbass.'' in the newer version of the song they say doo doo dora doo dora
Diego In The Dora The Explorer - EvilJoelBuildsMc
Asking little kids
Blues clues s the same effect and it doesn't suck - Ihateschool
I doubt when toddlers grow up they will still scream at the top of their lungs at a T.V.. Did toddlers who watch teletubbies speak like them when they grew up.
Only on a meme.