Top Ten Reasons to Hate Dora the Explorer

MLPFan
Dora The Explorer Is a stupid show. It includes an illegal immigrant who carries a zoo of animals along with her. I just wanna strangle that brat

The Top Ten

1 She always ask where's the_____

The weird thing is she somehow has the ability to freeze time. Whenever she asks where something is, everyone stops talking, and nobody does a thing.

COME ON! It is right behind you Dora. She is too lazy to look around. I mean, how hard is it to look around? Plus the things are obvious and visible, it is right nearby her.

She is blind. When she asks that question, I would be silent and then when she says the answer, my dad says what is the point of asking?

I know one quote that can help.
Dora: Do you see a river?
Bob the Tomato: I got you some glasses.
*puts the glasses on Dora*
Bob the Tomato: Now look!
Dora: Oh, I see it, never mind kids. Now I got glasses.
Bob the Tomato: That helps her.
Larry the Cucumber: Dora does need glasses.
Junior Asparagus: Let’s go to the Castle of Friendship.

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2 How they get rid of swiper

If it was realistic: "Swiper no swiping. Swiper no swiping". Swiper: "You can't tell me what to do". (steals their belongings). - Caleb9000

I know right? She says "Swiper No Swiping", she tries too hard to solve the problem by being peaceful. That is not going to work in real life, in reality, they would steal your stuff or even kill you. You should either call for help, call 911 to the police, or hit the crook, ways that will actually work in real life.

I hate dora getting rid of Swiper like that other nick shows do that dora doesn't like action fight but dora gets rid of Swiper by saying Swiper No Swiping that sucks in my opinion

Could of been shoo swiper shoo

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3 Blue's Clues and Sesame Street is a better show for children than Dora The Explorer

Why would parents let their kids watch dora that teaches stupid stuff when Blue's Clues and Sesame Street is better and way more eduactional than that annoying Dora? My Little Pony also teaches Friendship. But, It's not a kids show, it's an all ages show - MLPFan

Blues clues is better than dora

I agree. It's much better and cuter. It's also better than PAW Patrol.

I like My Little Pony because it is the best show, more than Dora, Blue's Clues, and Sesame Street. I am too old to watch these baby shows, except My Little Pony.

Yes!

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4 This show is for people in comas

Kids under five don't know that much about television

The urban dictionary says this is (I write the parts I remember)
Dora The Explorer
Literally an insult to anyone's intelligence. This is not for Pre-schoolers. This is for people in comas. - MLPFan

I know that VeggieTales is for everyone, whether they’re Christian or not. So I agree about Dora, Dora the Explorer IS for people in comas.

5 Her parents don't care for her at all

It is sad how she has more freedom than most teens. Her parents spoil her. She has more freedom than I do! Her parents let her out of the house for the whole entire day and do not care if she talks to strangers. Her parents get her whatever she wants. What if she dies? Her parents should take care of her more. Also, that is going to teach kids to go outside without their parent's permission. Dora has some of the worst parents ever.

She's only in kindergarten and her parents let her travel to the other side of the planet unsupervised.

Dora's father: So my 5 year old daughter was drowned in a large river? Oh well, 7th time's the charm.

This is a bad example for parents. Teaching them to care less for their child - MLPFan

She goes off without her parents

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6 What happens at the end

Dora:What's your favorite part of the trip
Me:Well, It was when...
Dora:I like that too
Me:Let me finish, okay?! (Punches Dora through the screen) - MLPFan

Dora:What was your favorite part of the trip?

Me:I don't know, You were the one who explored so you tell me.

Dora:I like that too.

Me:Oh would you shut the hell up for crying out loud?!

Dude, Dora interrupts you saying about the episode.

Trick: Say "when you died," She likes that part

Dora: What was your favorite part of the trip?
Me: When Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber and Junior Asparagus show up with the Bible that Bob was holding and then threw the Bible to you so that you can know more about God and the Ten Commandments instead of just teaching us Spanish.
Dora: Wait, I didn’t like that part.
Bob the Tomato: No, but we did.
Larry the Cucumber: Look Dora, you can’t always teach people Spanish.
Junior Asparagus: You need to read the Bible so that you know more about God and the Ten Commandments.
Dora: *growls*
Me: Remember Dora, God made you Special and he loves you very much.
Dora: FINE!

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7 The songs

So lets see you hate Justin Bieber because he looked and sounded like a ten year old when he was fifteen, then he makes tons of mistakes after you said horrible stuff when he was just fifteen. Bullying people can make people bully.

So annoying. Rather listen to My Little Pony that sounds better and catchier than Dora - MLPFan

Justin Bieber is a better singer don't slag him off because you have hated him since he looked like a ten year old when he was fifteen.

I don’t like these songs because the words because it’s too redundant

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8 She's very stupid

I don't know what kind of education she has, but it looks like she really needs one. Also if she acts like that in High School (during her teen years),her peers will think that's she is a weirdo. She wouldn't do that in college either, or people would keep on asking for new room mate (replacing her) all over again. But if she especially acts stupid in a job interview, she wouldn't get a job because it will be a big fat chance for her. I'm just saying.

She is to dumb to see thing RIGHT BEHIND HER!

Haha - SpencerJC

She teaches you how to be an idiot.

No, she doesn't. She teaches you simple Spanish and the safest way to go, not how to be an idiot, idiot. - Jasmine21064

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9 She is retarded

Not only is she retarded she is also very annoying to us people by asking us stupid ass questions every 5 seconds on purpose just to torment us to death I want to kill her tonight.

Yes, she needs mental help. Go to rehab!

SHE IS SO RETARDED!

She has no brain she talks to a back pack I hope you could take her stupid football head and chuck it over the border into Mexico Dora: oh hi crocodile I am going to give you a donut Crocodile: bites her hand of. swiper than steals all of her crap and kills her because she say retard no swiping retard no swiping

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10 She has no manners

Dora has no manners so she bad

When?

i hate dia

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11 She talks to Inanimate Stuff

A talking map? A talking backpack? A talking gate? What kind of show is this? That is just plain weird.

She needs professional help

Make sure no one ever invents a talking backpack or talking gates!

This is not like VeggieTales. I love VeggieTales when I was born, I still love it, even though I’m eighteen.

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12 They keep making new seasons

For ex: Dora and Friends into the city - cincos

@cincos, actually, DAF wasn't bad

Me: Nickelodean? Can you please cancel Dora and never air it on T.V. again for eternity?
Nick: Sure, if you and many other people hate it, then yes.
Me: Of course, everyone hates this show.
Nick: Then yes, lets cancel it, no more Dora!
Me: YYESS! I will celebrate and tell everyone that this abomination is cancelled!
Me: Lets party!

13 Dora says "Swiper no swiping"

Swiper Is Good And Dora Is Bad

Dora Is Good And Swiper Is Bad - EvilJoelBuildsMc

14 Dora doesn't speak good Spanish

She a hola-gan - AlphaQ

15 She doesn't teach anything

If she taught us a curse word in Spanish or maybe some more complex words the show might have been better.

She teaches kids how to run away

She never taught me anything, cause I couldn't understand half of what she was saying

Dora is actually a dangerous influence to young kids because A: kids who watch this might think that if someone breaks into their house and knocks out their parents saying stop! stop! will stop them from robbing your house and killing u, B: its teaching kids that every single person they meet will be good, and C: kids might not have any human friends in their childhood because dora only has one human friend, and that's diego, but he's a different story.

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16 She only teaches us to "Say it louder!"

Because do children under five know much about television, they might shout at the television.

She once told me to say it louder, I refused, but she kept telling me again and I had to run out of the room!

She is definitely

If I say it louder, then it would be too embarrassing. Also who’s idea was this?

17 Little kids love her

I'm Neutral Over Dora But Don't Take Her Too Seriously

18 Everything is alive

Bugs don't have a personality. They are completely incapable of liking or hating you. Bugs are basically just small machines that do what they are programmed to do they can't play instruments like for example spiders are just programmed to just spin webs and eat other bugs you can't tell them to move out of the way

Her backpack, map, and pretty much everything in the show is alive.

Just step on them and they will stop playing their tiny instruments that for some reason are very loud.

Ex. A COW WITH HICCUPS

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19 Every episode has the same plot

For me, I think this show is similar to Phineas and Ferb how the plot is the same thing every episode. Every Episode has a same plot like Dora getting rid of Swiper, the map that can't hear you, 3 areas and puzzles, Same music, etc. Dora should be with Phineas and Ferb.

So true! I know how every Dora episodes are the same thing. Dora SHOULD team with Phineas and Ferb

I agree with the people who say that Dora is like Phineas and Ferb.
My opinion of Phineas and Ferb
The first episode was okay,but the rest is just boring and the same thing always happens.When Phineas gets a "brilliant"idea for the day,he always says to Ferb "Ferb,i know what are we gonna do today" and later,he says "Hey,where's Perry? ",and Candace tries to bust the boys and always fails because Phineas and Ferb's inventions are always taken away by Perry/Doofensmirth(or however you write that name).And at the end,their mom always offers them to head inside for a snack.And Candace is always the last one to head in.Same old same old - MLPFan

20 It's ugly

Absolutely Yes - BeaM456

Uglier than Justin Bieber - Neonco31

Neonco31 is uglier than Justin Bieber

WEIRD DORA - SpencerJC

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21 It's annoying

She is annoying because she says oh no'' my dumb thing is gone

She is a dumb ideot

22 Goes out "exploring" without adult supervision

She does not even tell her parents.
Attention everyone! If you have a son/daughter that likes Dora. Tell he/she that she could not go out on their own! I'm serious. Your child could randomly walk out the door,
Walk away for miles, if your son could even get hit by a car, get lost, or even get kidnapped!

Someone should call the CPS (Child Protect services on her parents. sorry for my bad English I'm from Iran

That is actully good English

What about Tots T.V. if you've ever heard of it.
Three toddlers Tilly, Tom and Tiny who live in a cottage with no adults.
Tilly speaks French (Spanish in the American) but Tom and Tiny understands her.

23 She teaches preschoolers things that are completely false in real life

Yeah, like how is saying "Swiper no swiping" gonna stop a burglar, robber, etc from trying to steal your stuff? They're gonna steal it anyway! Smh

24 Horrible voice acting
25 She's fat

She eats only ice cream and candy and other junk food

She lost her baby fat when she grew up.

Exactly. Dora's fat ass needs to learn to eat healthier.

26 Caillou is better than this

No cauiou is worse than dora

I know, right! - DatBoiSquirtle

27 Her best friend is a monkey

A monkey can't talk

28 Her head looks like a football

lol

Makes me think of a cartoon people liked from childhood "football head"-Helga.
Oh and just remember Rugby & American Football (Does anyone from your country play that with their feet? )

Ha ha ha ha. You are so funny. That must have been tom Brady kicking Dora's head! 😄-trollsfan536

Here is a good scenario to do some loll's.
Dora: what was your favorite part of the trip?
A football player: when we kicked your head around and scored 100 touchdowns.
Dora: I like that too.
football player: what a blind bitch

29 She can't locate things next to her

Maybe she is asking the little ones

30 Dora is another "disgrace" to Nickelodeon

Worse Than Sanjay And Craig And Breadwinners

I Would Rather Watch Fanboy & chum chum Than This Fat, Retarded, Stupid, Lazy, Ugly, Little Prick.

I agree that she is a disgrace to nickelodean. but I think breadwinners is 4 times as worse

31 The show is boring

People older than 6 actually make a list about Dora The Explorer when the show is for little ones teaching them to locate things, that are easy for us to SEE.

32 She never asks to go exploring

This is already on the list.

33 Her show is racist
34 She is chubby

SHE IS DOUBLE CHUBBY

35 She has 2 spinoffs

Dora and Friends: Into The City was one of them, but what was the other one?

36 Boots almost appeared in every episode
37 She gets grounded too much

That is the go animate version

38 She makes people cry

Of course she does. She makes everyone cry. Junior Asparagus, Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Fluttershy, Rarity, Squidward, everyone.

39 The theme song makes my ears bleed

If you wanna watch a T.V. show and you heard the Dora the Explorer Theme Song, change the channel then you will be watching VeggieTales. You can even watch Blue’s Clues too.

40 She has a stupid head

Stupid and annoying. Just like stupid Rainbow Dash. I love this list! - TwilightKitsune

41 It's the longest running show on Nick Jr.

Spongebob is the longest running show on nick.

It lasted... 16 years!?!?! 8 SEASONS?!?!? ugh

Nu

42 Stereotyping Hispanics

She is a fat drunk weirdo that should be thrown over the border into mexico. F her.

THIs is a reson why trump will build a WALL.

43 She teaches preschoolers to go wondering off all by themselves only for them to get kidnapped or killed
44 They haven't cancelled it on Nick Jr Asia

They never cancel anything from Nick Asia. Winx Club is still on air, and this show is also still airing. The only show they cancel is Blue's Clues and Go Diego Go (That should be called Die Diego Die) - MLPFan

Ok blues clues is not on. But dora is still on! Come on!

45 Her stupid spinoff "Dora and Friends"

All my relatives, family and friends say this is retarded

That show is so lime

46 The stupid songs

Dora's theme is just the word dora repeated, the we did it song is utter torture and I would rather be killed, and the backpack and map songs are cancer inducing.

I would have the dora theme like this " doo doo dora poo poo dora I speak Spanish but I am a retard that can't even see 2 inches away from me. I am a retarded poo poo head. I'm being a stupid weirdo. I have been wearing the same shirt since 3 and now I'm 6 yrs old. I am dog poo. Dora the dumbass.'' in the newer version of the song they say doo doo dora doo dora

47 It isn't educational

I never saw anyone ever slag off Tots T.V. it had another language in it.
Either French or Spanish (in America)
Oh I know why because you where probably a toddler when Tots T.V. was aired.

48 They gave Diego his own shows

Diego In The Dora The Explorer - EvilJoelBuildsMc

49 It's stupid

Absolutely Dora stupid and blind - BeaM456

50 She can't find things that are right behind her

Asking little kids

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1. She's very stupid
2. She has no manners
3. Her parents don't care for her at all
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1. She only teaches us to "Say it louder!"
2. How they get rid of swiper
3. Every episode has the same plot
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1. She always ask where's the_____
2. This show is for people in comas
3. How they get rid of swiper
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