Top Ten Reasons to Hate Dora the Explorer

South Park is better than Dora The Explorer are you that thick, I mean I don't watch Dora because it's a show for children under five, but South Park is like swearing or one of the kids being killed in every episode. I remember a fundie movie review website had a hilarious review of it though.

She is very Blind and Stupid
Dora: Do you see a train
Me: RIGHT THERE
Dora: Where
Me: Right there are some out blind
Dora: I don’t see it
Me: FOR THE THIRD TIME RIGHT THERE
Dora: Lets look for it
Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BOI
Me: You are nothing but a garbage baby show character I will kill you
You see this show should be BANNED FOR-EVER FOR-EVER
FOR-EVER

I know one quote that can help.
Dora: Do you see a river?
Bob the Tomato: I got you some glasses.
*puts the glasses on Dora*
Bob the Tomato: Now look!
Dora: Oh, I see it, never mind kids. Now I got glasses.
Bob the Tomato: That helps her.
Larry the Cucumber: Dora does need glasses.
Junior Asparagus: Let’s go to the Castle of Friendship.

Dora: Wheres the mountain?
Me: It's right over there
Dora: Where?
Me: Over there!
Dora: where?
Me: There!
Dora: Where?
Me: IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE DUMMY!
Dora: Where?

This would go on for hours.

You Dora to fight him.. er what age is this show for again 1-7 or 8-13 and adults. Sorry but saying that shows made for toddlers should appeal to adults is really selfish, do you realise that at the age children watch this they don't really understand everything. Do you think somethings might frighten them, would you let a child of that age watch something like South Park or Bob's Burgers? Go on. Toddlers shows should appeal to older so the shows for the older should appeal to the younger then.

I know right? She says "Swiper No Swiping", she tries too hard to solve the problem by being peaceful. That is not going to work in real life, in reality, they would steal your stuff or even kill you. You should either call for help, call 911 to the police, or hit the crook, ways that will actually work in real life.

I want her to go back in time and tell Hitler "Hitler no killing, Hitler no killing" I wonder how he would react. It would be hilarious. He would throw her into a gas chamber and Dora will die. That is when we all throw a party for ten million millennium and hail Hitler as a hero.

I hate dora getting rid of Swiper like that other nick shows do that dora doesn't like action fight but dora gets rid of Swiper by saying Swiper No Swiping that sucks in my opinion

Dora was annoying because she kept repeating "Say Swiper no Swiping and she kept on saying it. Do you know why I do not watch Dora anymore because I am too old to watch that show and I am 9 years old. Why do parents let people watch Dora? Me, my brother and my parents are too old for that show. Also, I am too old to watch Blue's Clues, too. Why do parents let their children watch Dora when the children are 1 - 4 years old? This is stupid teaching and I will hope the parents will hate Dora. My Little Pony is better than Dora, Blue's Clues and Sesame Street because I am too old for that 3 shows. My Little Pony is more better than other baby shows. - Coryn Cummings

VeggieTales will be forever times better than Dora the Explorer. I love VeggieTales, Blue’s Clues, Sesame Street, My Little Pony Friendship is Magic, Little Bear, Little Bill, Rugrats, Bubble Guppies, Spongebob Squarepants all other shows I love.

Teletubbies is also better than Dora the Explorer. Their reboot is also better than Dora. Why? Because of singing and the new characters that are The Tubby Phone and the Tiddlytubbies.

Why would parents let their kids watch dora that teaches stupid stuff when Blue's Clues and Sesame Street is better and way more eduactional than that annoying Dora? My Little Pony also teaches Friendship. But, It's not a kids show, it's an all ages show

I like My Little Pony because it is the best show, more than Dora, Blue's Clues, and Sesame Street. I am too old to watch these baby shows, except My Little Pony.

It is sad how she has more freedom than most teens. Her parents spoil her. She has more freedom than I do! Her parents let her out of the house for the whole entire day and do not care if she talks to strangers. Her parents get her whatever she wants. What if she dies? Her parents should take care of her more. Also, that is going to teach kids to go outside without their parent's permission. Dora has some of the worst parents ever.

She's only in kindergarten and her parents let her travel to the other side of the planet unsupervised.

Dora's father: So my 5 year old daughter was drowned in a large river? Oh well, 7th time's the charm.

Dora would of got hurt if she was exploring. It's kinda better if her parents prevents Dora from exploring.

This is a bad example for parents. Teaching them to care less for their child

I Would Rather Watch Fanboy & chum chum Than This Fat, Retarded, Stupid, Lazy, Ugly, Little Prick.

I agree that she is a disgrace to nickelodean. but I think breadwinners is 4 times as worse

Worse Than Sanjay And Craig And Breadwinners

Dora: What was your favorite part of the trip?
Me: When Bob the Tomato, Larry the Cucumber and Junior Asparagus show up with the Bible that Bob was holding and then threw the Bible to you so that you can know more about God and the Ten Commandments instead of just teaching us Spanish.
Dora: Wait, I didn’t like that part.
Bob the Tomato: No, but we did.
Larry the Cucumber: Look Dora, you can’t always teach people Spanish.
Junior Asparagus: You need to read the Bible so that you know more about God and the Ten Commandments.
Dora: *growls*
Me: Remember Dora, God made you Special and he loves you very much.
Dora: FINE!

Dora:What was your favorite part of the trip?

Me:I don't know, You were the one who explored so you tell me.

Dora:I like that too.

Me:Oh would you shut the hell up for crying out loud?!

Dora:What's your favorite part of the trip
Me:Well, It was when...
Dora:I like that too
Me:Let me finish, okay?! (Punches Dora through the screen)

One time I was watching Dora and she said "what was your favorite part? "
I roll my eyes and say "watching you and Boots get it on"
"I liked that too! "

I don't know what kind of education she has, but it looks like she really needs one. Also if she acts like that in High School (during her teen years),her peers will think that's she is a weirdo. She wouldn't do that in college either, or people would keep on asking for new room mate (replacing her) all over again. But if she especially acts stupid in a job interview, she wouldn't get a job because it will be a big fat chance for her. I'm just saying.

Why the hell are all 10 of these items on this list featuring the image of Dora?

She is to dumb to see thing RIGHT BEHIND HER!

She keeps asking where the mountain is, it behind u u idiot. Her adventures Are a failure.

Honestly, this is no good. A person telling a robber to not steal, the robber doesn't care. Telling them the extent of the crime, their anger regarding it is much more effective probably. Don't liken them to a British Rail Class 701, that is terrible even by a thief's standards.

Swiper Is Good And Dora Is Bad

Dora Is Good And Swiper Is Bad

Tell me an example. To tell you the truth, I don't even watch Dora.

DORA'S ONLY MANNERS ARE SCREAMING, TALKING TO HER IMAGINARY FRIENDS, ASKING DUMB QUESTIONS, AND EXPLORING WITHOUT ADULT SUPERVISION!

Dora has no manners so she bad

She needs to stop yelling. She makes Boots look like an angel.

So lets see you hate Justin Bieber because he looked and sounded like a ten year old when he was fifteen, then he makes tons of mistakes after you said horrible stuff when he was just fifteen. Bullying people can make people bully.

South Park is better than Dora? Are people that stupid. I wouldn't watch Dora being for toddlers but one of the characters in South Park is a piece of poo it had a song in the 1990s. The internet - a place for crackheads.

Justin Bieber is a better singer don't slag him off because you have hated him since he looked like a ten year old when he was fifteen.

Even though I do not like MLP, I still think the songs in that show are better than Dora. Dora has catchy, but annoying songs, the worst song is "We Did It! ".

Absolutely Dora stupid and blind

Bugs don't have a personality. They are completely incapable of liking or hating you. Bugs are basically just small machines that do what they are programmed to do they can't play instruments like for example spiders are just programmed to just spin webs and eat other bugs you can't tell them to move out of the way

Her backpack, map, and pretty much everything in the show is alive.

Just step on them and they will stop playing their tiny instruments that for some reason are very loud.

I agree you can just bust the door open you don't have to sing a song

For ex: Dora and Friends into the city

Not only is she retarded she is also very annoying to us people by asking us stupid ass questions every 5 seconds on purpose just to torment us to death I want to kill her tonight.

Yes, she needs mental help. Go to rehab!

She does not even tell her parents.
Attention everyone! If you have a son/daughter that likes Dora. Tell he/she that she could not go out on their own! I'm serious. Your child could randomly walk out the door,
Walk away for miles, if your son could even get hit by a car, get lost, or even get kidnapped!

Someone should call the CPS (Child Protect services on her parents. sorry for my bad English I'm from Iran

What about Tots T.V. if you've ever heard of it.
Three toddlers Tilly, Tom and Tiny who live in a cottage with no adults.
Tilly speaks French (Spanish in the American) but Tom and Tiny understands her.

A monkey can't talk

A talking map? A talking backpack? A talking gate? What kind of show is this? That is just plain weird.

Make sure no one ever invents a talking backpack or talking gates!

Like her back pack. I hope people will find her crazy and call 911 to send her to the mental institute. Then, I'll be happy. Wait... I'll be happier if they would beat up dora as well 😂

She needs professional help

Makes me think of a cartoon people liked from childhood "football head"-Helga.
Oh and just remember Rugby & American Football (Does anyone from your country play that with their feet? )

I would rather have Thanos erase everything in this show out of existence.

If she taught us a curse word in Spanish or maybe some more complex words the show might have been better.

She never taught me anything, cause I couldn't understand half of what she was saying

She teaches kids how to run away

So, she hasn't taught you anything because you don't understand her? Maybe you should learn a little English first, then get back to the show. And anyone who is reading this list and not cringing, please kys.

All my relatives, family and friends say this is retarded

That show is so lime