Top Ten Reasons to Hate Eric Cartman's Hat
I Hate Everything didn't do it so...I wasted my life working on this list so if you don't give it maximum votes possible I'm gonna make a list ranting about your pants.
Eric Cartman is a psychopath. He has no empathy, a high opinion of himself, and is the gift of master manipulation. If you play the South Park theme song backgrounds as the Simpsons theme song is slowed down 50% and the Family Guy them song sped up 200% while the first half is reversed you get a song promoting serial killers. Is it a coincidence, something I made up, or legit proof that Eric Cartman is gonna grow up to be the most evil murderer ever? The answer is yes. And the hat keeps Eric's head warm. The hat supports psychopathy.
I stole it from Cartman and tried it on. I hated it.
It looks the same as it always has and it need to change or South Park will be the most outlawed cartoon ever.
I only like hats that give you magical powers.
Other than the reasons listed above and below the hate is like any other hat.
I regret this list and I'm not even done with it yet.
When I stole it from Eric Cartman and tried it on, I thought it was uncomfortable because it was dirty. I'll never know how it would feel without the dirt in it.
We're not gonna evolve until the hat gets killed off and doesn't come back like Kenny does (well did since he doesn't even die anymore).
Self explanatory