Top Ten Reasons to Hate Eric Cartman's Hat

Skullkid755
I Hate Everything didn't do it so...

I wasted my life working on this list so if you don't give it maximum votes possible I'm gonna make a list ranting about your pants.

The Top Ten

1 It's the hat of a psychopath

Eric Cartman is a psychopath. He has no empathy, a high opinion of himself, and is the gift of master manipulation. If you play the South Park theme song backgrounds as the Simpsons theme song is slowed down 50% and the Family Guy them song sped up 200% while the first half is reversed you get a song promoting serial killers. Is it a coincidence, something I made up, or legit proof that Eric Cartman is gonna grow up to be the most evil murderer ever? The answer is yes. And the hat keeps Eric's head warm. The hat supports psychopathy. - Skullkid755

2 The hat isn't comfortable for most people

I stole it from Cartman and tried it on. I hated it. - Skullkid755

3 It hasn't aged well

It looks the same as it always has and it need to change or South Park will be the most outlawed cartoon ever. - Skullkid755

4 Nothing magic about it

I only like hats that give you magical powers. - Skullkid755

5 If it gets lost in the sky you won't find it

It's blue so it'd blend in with the atmosphere. - Skullkid755

6 It's generic

Other than the reasons listed above and below the hate is like any other hat. - Skullkid755

7 It inspired this list

I regret this list and I'm not even done with it yet. - Skullkid755

8 It's impossible to clean

When I stole it from Eric Cartman and tried it on, I thought it was uncomfortable because it was dirty. I'll never know how it would feel without the dirt in it. - Skullkid755

9 It prevents the next step in human evolution

We're not gonna evolve until the hat gets killed off and doesn't come back like Kenny does (well did since he doesn't even die anymore). - Skullkid755

10 It will set us back a step in evolution if it exists for 100 years

Self explanatory - Skullkid755

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