Reasons to Hate Herbert the Pervert

The Top Ten

1 He's a Pedophile

2 He's Creepy

3 He talks like a woman

4 He imagined he was married to Chris

5 He whistles when he talks

6 He is ugly and repulsive

7 He is useless

8 He wouldn't sign Brian's gay marriage support petition

9 He tried to hit on Stewie when he took up Chris' paper route

10 When Chris and Kyle were fighting, he interpreted it as a fight about him

The Contenders

11 He attempted to give Stewie and several other boys cold medicine to knock them out

12 He Stalks Boys

13 He's a bad singer

14 He's a gay pedophile

15 He's a child groomer

16 His voice sounds awful

17 His voice sounds like a woman

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