Top Ten Reasons to Hate Jacob Sartorius

doodie
This is a list of reasons to hate Jacob Sartorius. Yes, he went to my school, and on my profile, I have a link proving it.

The Top Ten

1 He posts nude pictures

He asked a fan for a nude picture google it

Leave with this site y all should die die I hate y all

WOAH, MINOR ALERT! - Catacorn

AND HE'S UNDER 16 YEARS OLD! CHILD PORN ALERT!

2 He made "sweatshirt"

That song sucks

When ya go to sleep at night...i'll murder you and your cancerous song. - Catacorn

3 At school, he said "I'm better than Rod Stewart"

Don't make fun of Sir Rod Stewart, you auto tune peasant! - doodie

NO WONDER PHEOBE PROUDING HATES US AS AN EXCUSE TO DEFEND JACOB SARTORIUS LIKE A WHINY, BAD-TEMPERED PRISS! >8( - The Ultimate Daredevil

4 He hated kids who were just walking around
5 When I encountered him in public, he asked "is your science teacher still being a bitch?"

I'm not going to say my science teacher's name, but he asked that, and I don't like it because that's not a way to greet someone. And plus, she was nice. - doodie

He really said that to you?

6 He mocks his fans at school V 1 Comment
7 He lied about moving to another school, when really he dropped out
8 He uses auto-tune

He sounds like a prepubescent robot

What he actually sounds like: "YoOoOoUuUu caAaAn EeEeveEn weEaAar my SWEaAatshirt! " As if I'd WANT to wear something that belonged to him.

9 His annoying fanbase

His fanbase consists of 8-13 year old brat girls. - Catacorn

10 He can't sing

He obviously can't sing. He rely on autotune, only to sound like a robot. He need to retire from the music scene. He better stick to musically even if his musically videos are cringy.

The Contenders

11 He makes bad jokes V 1 Comment
12 His voice is a ripoff of Shawn Mendes
13 He asked one of his fans for nudes

He is only 13 years old.

14 He is rude
15 Mean to fans
16 He thinks all of his songs are "lit"
17 His songs are all disgusting

They suck

18 He sucks
19 He is fake
20 He's too inappropriate for his age

He hasn't even hit PUBERTY and he sings about sex

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