Top Ten Reasons to Hate Jacob Sartoriusdoodie This is a list of reasons to hate Jacob Sartorius. Yes, he went to my school, and on my profile, I have a link proving it.
The Top Ten
The only reason he is famous is because of stupid 10 year old girls who have no idea what talent is, thinking that they can get banged by a midget version of Justin beiber.
Did you include the part where he said, "i hate hugging fat smelly fans"? that's what I heard about the kid.
He asked a fan for a nude picture google itV 2 Comments
The song is insulting.
That song sucks
Don't make fun of Sir Rod Stewart, you auto tune peasant! - doodie
NO WONDER PHEOBE PROUDING HATES US AS AN EXCUSE TO DEFEND JACOB SARTORIUS LIKE A WHINY, BAD-TEMPERED PRISS! >8( - The Ultimate Daredevil
I'm not going to say my science teacher's name, but he asked that, and I don't like it because that's not a way to greet someone. And plus, she was nice. - doodie
He really said that to you?
Like Kim Kardashian - doodie
This sadly isn’t exclusive to him
He sounds like a prepubescent robot
What he actually sounds like: "YoOoOoUuUu caAaAn EeEeveEn weEaAar my SWEaAatshirt! " As if I'd WANT to wear something that belonged to him.
His fanbase consists of 8-13 year old brat girls. - Catacorn
You are mean and that is not true
9/11 jokes, vine jokes, what are those jokes, etc. - doodie
He obviously can't sing. He rely on autotune, only to sound like a robot. He need to retire from the music scene. He better stick to musically even if his musically videos are cringy.
Although this is a very good argument, basically all young stupid male singers who are only liked for their looks can't sing. examples: shawn mendes, BTS
Elfs are scary
He is only 13 years old.
I don't get how he get popular by making super cringy musicallys. He can't sing. He don't even have any special talent. His songs sounds like total crap. He use heavy autotune which made him sound like a robot. His songs are intolerable.
No he doesn't y'all are just jealous
Not mean he is sweet
But at least Taylor Swift is beautiful has talent won Grammy became famous for a smart reason and can sing dance and write songs.
He hasn't even hit PUBERTY and he sings about sex
He once said "I like girls, I like boobs and big butts." There fore he only likes girls on they way they look.
He is so weird and it makes me wanna like him and that's rlly sad. very disappointed in him. he needs to go away and stop.
In his song Sweatshirt, he's talking about how the girl will dream of him. HOW SELF INDULGENT CAN YOU GET!
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2. He made "Sweatshirt"
3. At school, he said "I'm better than Rod Stewart"