Top Ten Reasons to Hate Jacob Sartoriusdoodie This is a list of reasons to hate Jacob Sartorius. Yes, he went to my school, and on my profile, I have a link proving it.
The Top Ten
Did you include the part where he said, "i hate hugging fat smelly fans"? that's what I heard about the kid.
He asked a fan for a nude picture google it
Leave with this site y all should die die I hate y all
AND HE'S UNDER 16 YEARS OLD! CHILD PORN ALERT!
That song sucks
Don't make fun of Sir Rod Stewart, you auto tune peasant! - doodie
NO WONDER PHEOBE PROUDING HATES US AS AN EXCUSE TO DEFEND JACOB SARTORIUS LIKE A WHINY, BAD-TEMPERED PRISS! >8( - The Ultimate Daredevil
I'm not going to say my science teacher's name, but he asked that, and I don't like it because that's not a way to greet someone. And plus, she was nice. - doodie
He really said that to you?
Like Kim Kardashian - doodie
He sounds like a prepubescent robot
What he actually sounds like: "YoOoOoUuUu caAaAn EeEeveEn weEaAar my SWEaAatshirt! " As if I'd WANT to wear something that belonged to him.
His fanbase consists of 8-13 year old brat girls. - Catacorn
Elfs are scary
9/11 jokes, vine jokes, what are those jokes, etc. - doodie
He obviously can't sing. He rely on autotune, only to sound like a robot. He need to retire from the music scene. He better stick to musically even if his musically videos are cringy.
He is only 13 years old.
I don't get how he get popular by making super cringy musicallys. He can't sing. He don't even have any special talent. His songs sounds like total crap. He use heavy autotune which made him sound like a robot. His songs are intolerable.
He hasn't even hit PUBERTY and he sings about sex
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2 years, 64 days old
2. He made "Sweatshirt"
3. At school, he said "I'm better than Rod Stewart"