Reasons to Hate KidsPiplup This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids. If you read this, you'll regret being married.
The Top Ten
Just so everyone here knows... Not too long ago Piplup tried to upload a list giving the reasons why child abuse should be legal. So he/she's obviously an evil child hater that should be banned.
Why was this list approved...?
This list is terrible...
The list is now reuploaded yay
I was being sarcastic about the yay part
Seriously, why does this list exist? - MegaSoulhero
Reasons to fall for an obvious troll - Satire
Nice job generalizing all kids( I know he's a troll but still) - ReltihFloda
"This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids"
"They Can't Talk"
LMAO - DCfnaf
The creator of this list is gross but I didn't made a list about them - Myuuu
Not as gross as the creator of the list
They fart too much - Piplup
Oh boo hoo, all human’s fart
If you think all kids are ugly, then the only kid you saw was yourself on the inside.
Okay. This is just too far. - MegaSoulhero
Who is this? A disappointed pedophile? - SpectralOwl
You are far more ugly - lynxaV 5 Comments
How is wanting to live a bad thing...?
Yeah I hate them because of this... NO NO not the poor kids the people who made this LIST! They were once a kid to
Like any other creature of this planet - Myuuu
Shut up piplup idc why is that bad shut up duhV 2 Comments
I don't think I'm capable of caring for a child - Phillip873
Where you recently beaten up by a 5 year old...?
You got all angst because some kid beaten you up? - Myuuu
Heh, sure - Phillip873
Are you a child abuser? That would explain the crying...?
It's 2018 fellas, wake up. - Puga
Like this one. - ReltihFloda
Lol - Myuuu
How is this a bad thing? - MegaSoulhero
Didn't the bible say to honor your father and mother - BoyGenius234
what? - Ale99
No, that is what my dad does.
Kids, where'd you put the sofa this time? - Torchpost
But not all children are... - LAURENRL
Once in school I got bullied by a 5 year old visitor from kindergarten. - Piplup
The only bully is you because I am a child - lynxa
So do you.
Because they don't
because pooplup is being a poop
because pooplup is offending herself because she was a kid too u know
because pooplups reasons are dumb
because pooplup hates school
because pooplup lives in usa in galway
because pooplup is greedy and pees and poops amd barfs and farts and shakes her stupid bare butt into peoples faces amd does the other for stuff she gives them viruses eww
They don't stop being poop
One of my kids destroyed my Persian rug. Then I KILLED him and managed to get away with it. - Piplup
You KILLED HIM?!?! Should I call the police?!
Yes u should because she wants to kill herself and annoy autistic people (go to reasons to hate your parents)
Then I will kill u *kills piplup* that’s what u get lol
To purchase? Or to provide for...?
Does that mean everyone's a bully then!? - LAURENRL
I'm sorry if I put it in there. I really didn't know back then, but everyone can be a bully in a while, but this stupid of me. Sorry. - MissRWBY202
Then the only kid you met was yourself
Nah hunny my parents roast me - lynxa
Everybody has already heard the new overplayed mediocre garbage pop song already, we don't need to be reminded of it more. Still though: This is a stupid list. - ReltihFloda
They don't ahh your facts are sooo pooop
Yeah...I can agree on this one... lol... - LAURENRL
Dora, TTG, Spongebob, and many others. - Piplup
Excuse me I'm a kid and I love pokemon what is wrong with pokemon?
Bulbasaur fans are trolls. - Piplup
Seriously? This is a really stupid reasons to hate kids, and I really hate Teen Titans Go. - MissRWBY202
You would too if you keep going in the mud all day
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2. They can't talk
3. They're gross