Reasons to Hate Kids

I generally am not the biggest fan of kids, but I don't hate them. Some kids are mature and calm.

Babies are annoying in my opinion, but not kids! Kids 4-11 years old are so adorable!

My cousins used to be annoying, but as they grew up, they got less annoying.

They are always screaming until they get what they want. Little brats.

All those little girls sit in tents and gossip about why they hate people, and then say that the girls who they are gossiping where being mean.

Once in school I got bullied by a 5 year old visitor from kindergarten.

Where you recently beaten up by a 5 year old...?

My niece threw an apple at a fox, which then caused the fox to come over and slash her arm. We were enjoying a nice hike and it got interrupted by a trip to the ER.

I know, right? They started their mess, they're getting out of it themselves. What they did was so blatantly stupid that it's hard to feel sympathy for them.

That's just what happens right after your birth. Everyone needs to learn to talk.

Only Little Kids

I could've seen this coming.

It's 2018 fellas, wake up.

They always poop everywhere and expect us to clean it up.

They fart too much

To purchase? Or to provide for...?

Some kids are starving and living in poverty.

I don't think I'm capable of caring for a child

They copied that from Deadpool 2

So do female adults...

So? That's what I do.

Adults do, too!

They always follow me everywhere and want to be inform of me, and scream when they are not.

You would too if you keep going in the mud all day

Mainly applies to kids who are still in diapers

Children can roast, the good roasts start when they turn 13.

Actually, an average child seems to prefer garbage like Call of Duty and Fortnite. Nintendo seems to appeal more to adults nowadays.

Excuse me I'm a kid and I love pokemon what is wrong with pokemon?

Piplup you like Pokemon!