Reasons to Hate KidsPiplup This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids. If you read this, you'll regret being married.
The Top Ten
Just so everyone here knows... Not too long ago Piplup tried to upload a list giving the reasons why child abuse should be legal. So he/she's obviously an evil child hater that should be banned.
Why was this list approved...?
This list is terrible...
Says the person that used to be a kid - ToddHowardV 12 Comments
Reasons to fall for an obvious troll - Satire
Nice job generalizing all kids( I know he's a troll but still) - ReltihFloda
"This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids"
"They Can't Talk"
LMAO - DCfnaf
The creator of this list is gross but I didn't made a list about them - Myuuu
Not as gross as the creator of the list
They fart too much - Piplup
Oh boo hoo, all human’s fart
If you think all kids are ugly, then the only kid you saw was yourself on the inside.
Okay. This is just too far. - MegaSoulhero
Who is this? A disappointed pedophile? - SpectralOwl
I'm 10 YEARS don't SAY IIM UGLYV 7 Comments
How is wanting to live a bad thing...?
Yeah I hate them because of this... NO NO not the poor kids the people who made this LIST! They were once a kid to
Like any other creature of this planet - Myuuu
And what's wrong with that? Who DOESN'T want to live? - DarkBoi-XV 4 Comments
I don't think I'm capable of caring for a child - Phillip873
Where you recently beaten up by a 5 year old...?
You got all angst because some kid beaten you up? - Myuuu
Heh, sure - Phillip873
People do this regardless of age. - DarkBoi-X
Are you a child abuser? That would explain the crying...?
They act like spoiled Caillous
Like this one. - ReltihFloda
It's 2018 fellas, wake up. - Puga
I could've seen this coming. - Userguy44
Best entry of the year, y'all need to grow up over a troll list - B1ueNewV 1 Comment
How is this a bad thing? - MegaSoulhero
Didn't the bible say to honor your father and mother - BoyGenius234
Well u care about your parents so much when they give u even the slightest hate then u just explode.
Here’s another note to pooplup. Pooplup be so idiot not dumb be basculin be as cyndaquil no piplup no kill yes kill as if and rhyfrshdscfiuhjscfuhgibgbsfcjgbfscsfcisdsfchbjgdsc
This message was MADE to be confusing so she would be confused to death
what? - Ale99
Galway is a small place in USA u know
Because they don't
because pooplup is being a poop
because pooplup is offending herself because she was a kid too u know
because pooplups reasons are dumb
because pooplup hates school
because pooplup lives in usa in galway
because pooplup is greedy and pees and poops amd barfs and farts and shakes her stupid bare butt into peoples faces amd does the other for stuff she gives them viruses eww
You KILLED HIM?!?! Should I call the police?!
One of my kids destroyed my Persian rug. Then I KILLED him and managed to get away with it. - Piplup
Yes u should because she wants to kill herself and annoy autistic people (go to reasons to hate your parents)
Me:Four give pooplup the screech
Four:*screeches in her ear* She deserved it lol
No, that is what my dad does.
Kids, where'd you put the sofa this time? - Torchpost
But not all children are... - LAURENRL
Once in school I got bullied by a 5 year old visitor from kindergarten. - Piplup
The only bully is you because I am a child - lynxa
So do you.
Excuse me I'm a kid and I love pokemon what is wrong with pokemon?
Bulbasaur fans are trolls. - Piplup
We'll replace it with bulbasaur fans r trolls then and u love Pokemon too so that means that u hate urself u sexist poo poo face
They don't stop being poop
My cousin used to do that. THANK GOODNESS SHE NO LONGER DOES IT!
To purchase? Or to provide for...?
You would too if you keep going in the mud all day
Mainly applies to kids who are still in diapers
Does that mean everyone's a bully then!? - LAURENRL
I'm sorry if I put it in there. I really didn't know back then, but everyone can be a bully in a while, but this stupid of me. Sorry. - MissRWBY202
Then the only kid you met was yourself
Nah hunny my parents roast me - lynxa
Everybody has already heard the new overplayed mediocre garbage pop song already, we don't need to be reminded of it more. Still though: This is a stupid list. - ReltihFloda
They don't ahh your facts are sooo pooop
Yeah...I can agree on this one... lol... - LAURENRL
Dora, TTG, Spongebob, and many others. - Piplup
Seriously? This is a really stupid reasons to hate kids, and I really hate Teen Titans Go. - MissRWBY202
They want to go home and watch baby shows.
What a bunch of wimpos
They play fortnite when its for teens - B1ueNew
Like lil Pump, ricegum, jake paul, camila cabello etc - B1ueNew
When u run out of ideas for stuff to put on the list so u put in dumb, nonsense reasons which make no sense and r stupid like this one.
Dogs r a common pet so that's y it's considered a dumb one
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2. They can't talk
3. They're gross