Reasons to Hate Kids

This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids. If you read this, you'll regret being married.

The Top Ten

1 They're annoying

Just so everyone here knows... Not too long ago Piplup tried to upload a list giving the reasons why child abuse should be legal. So he/she's obviously an evil child hater that should be banned.

Why was this list approved...?

This list is terrible...

Not as much as you! - B0S5J4M3S

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2 They can't talk

Seriously, why does this list exist? - MegaSoulhero

Reasons to fall for an obvious troll - Satire

Nice job generalizing all kids( I know he's a troll but still) - ReltihFloda

"This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids"
"They Can't Talk"
LMAO - DCfnaf

3 They're gross

The creator of this list is gross but I didn't made a list about them - Myuuu

They fart too much - Piplup

Oh boo hoo, all human’s fart

4 They all are ugly

If you think all kids are ugly, then the only kid you saw was yourself on the inside. - lovefrombadlands

Okay. This is just too far. - MegaSoulhero

Who is this? A disappointed pedophile? - SpectralOwl

Then your calling yourself ugly everyone was kids once you only made this list because u hate urself

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5 They just want to live

How is wanting to live a bad thing...?

Yeah I hate them because of this... NO NO not the poor kids the people who made this LIST! They were once a kid to

Like any other creature of this planet - Myuuu

But of course they do... just like everyone else. - LAURENRL

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6 They're needy

I don't think I'm capable of caring for a child - Phillip873

7 They beat up people

Where you recently beaten up by a 5 year old...?

You got all angst because some kid beaten you up? - Myuuu

Heh, sure - Phillip873

8 They cry too much

Are you a child abuser? That would explain the crying...?

9 They get triggered over an obvious troll list

It's 2018 fellas, wake up. - Puga

Like this one. - ReltihFloda

Lol - Myuuu

10 They only care about their parents

How is this a bad thing? - MegaSoulhero

Didn't the bible say to honor your father and mother - BoyGenius234

what? - Ale99

The Contenders

11 They steal the sofa when you want to watch TV

No, that is what my dad does. - lovefrombadlands

Kids, where'd you put the sofa this time? - Torchpost

12 They are bullies

But not all children are... - LAURENRL

Once in school I got bullied by a 5 year old visitor from kindergarten. - Piplup

13 They smoke marijuana

Because they don't
because pooplup is being a poop
because pooplup is offending herself because she was a kid too u know
because pooplups reasons are dumb
because pooplup hates school
because pooplup lives in usa in galway
because pooplup is greedy and pees and poops amd barfs and farts and shakes her stupid bare butt into peoples faces amd does the other for stuff she gives them viruses eww

14 They disrespect elders

They don't stop being poop

15 They are expensive

To purchase? Or to provide for...?

16 They roast you
17 They sing songs over and over

Everybody has already heard the new overplayed mediocre garbage pop song already, we don't need to be reminded of it more. Still though: This is a stupid list. - ReltihFloda

18 They make genital jokes

They don't ahh your facts are sooo pooop

19 They watch annoying shows

Dora, TTG, Spongebob, and many others. - Piplup

Yeah...I can agree on this one... lol... - LAURENRL

20 They miss their "childhood"
21 They watch Teen Titans Go

Seriously? This is a really stupid reasons to hate kids, and I really hate Teen Titans Go. - MissRWBY202

22 They swear


23 They stink too much

You would too if you keep going in the mud all day

24 They grow up to be bullies later on

Does that mean everyone's a bully then!? - LAURENRL

I'm sorry if I put it in there. I really didn't know back then, but everyone can be a bully in a while, but this stupid of me. Sorry. - MissRWBY202

25 They break things
26 They like to show off
27 They break animatronics at Chuck E Cheese
28 They spam cringe on YouTube
29 They watch Caillou
30 They smell like dog poop
31 They make Teen Titans Go jokes
32 They steal your Final Fantasy 7 game


33 They love Pokemon

Bulbasaur fans are trolls. - Piplup

34 They Watch Disney Channel
35 They want to be on Disney Channel
36 They throw tantrums
37 They whine in an irritating high pitch voice
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