Reasons to Hate Kids

Piplup
This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids. If you read this, you'll regret being married.

The Top Ten

1 They're annoying

Just so everyone here knows... Not too long ago Piplup tried to upload a list giving the reasons why child abuse should be legal. So he/she's obviously an evil child hater that should be banned.

Why was this list approved...?

This list is terrible...

I don't understand... Why this list got approved?
No cerebral neurons? - Ananya

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2 They can't talk

Seriously, why does this list exist? - MegaSoulhero

Reasons to fall for an obvious troll - Satire

"This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids"
"They Can't Talk"
LMAO - DCfnaf

3 They're gross

The creator of this list is gross but I didn't made a list about them - Myuuu

They fart too much - Piplup

Oh boo hoo, all human’s fart

4 They all are ugly

If you think all kids are ugly, then the only kid you saw was yourself on the inside. - lovefrombadlands

Okay. This is just too far. - MegaSoulhero

Who is this? A disappointed pedophile? - SpectralOwl

WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS! NOT ALL KIDS ARE UGLY, ANNOYING, AND BRATTY! THERE ARE MANY OF GOOD KIDS IN THIS WORLD! THIS LIST IS AWFUL! AND CALLING A CHILD UGLY IS TERRIBLE! CHILDREN ARE NOT UGLY! AND PLUS, YOU SHOULD'NT JUDGE SOMEONE BASED ON HOW THEY LOOK! THIS LIST IS HORRIBLE!

5 They just want to live

How is wanting to live a bad thing...?

Yeah I hate them because of this... NO NO not the poor kids the people who made this LIST! They were once a kid to

Like any other creature of this planet - Myuuu

But of course they do... just like everyone else. - LAURENRL

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6 They're needy

I don't think I'm capable of caring for a child - Phillip873

7 They beat up people

Where you recently beaten up by a 5 year old...?

You got all angst because some kid beaten you up? - Myuuu

Heh, sure - Phillip873

8 They cry too much

Are you a child abuser? That would explain the crying...?

9 They get triggered over an obvious troll list

It's 2018 fellas, wake up. - Puga

Lol - Myuuu

10 They only care about their parents

How is this a bad thing? - MegaSoulhero

Didn't the bible say to honor your father and mother - BoyGenius234

what? - Ale99

The Contenders

11 They steal the sofa when you want to watch TV

No, that is what my dad does. - lovefrombadlands

Kids, where'd you put the sofa this time? - Torchpost

12 They are expensive

To purchase? Or to provide for...?

13 They are bullies

But not all children are... - LAURENRL

Once in school I got bullied by a 5 year old visitor from kindergarten. - Piplup

14 They roast you
15 They sing songs over and over

Everybody has already heard the new overplayed mediocre garbage pop song already, we don't need to be reminded of it more. - ReltihFloda

16 They watch annoying shows

Dora, TTG, Spongebob, and many others. - Piplup

Yeah...I can agree on this one... lol... - LAURENRL

17 They swear

Lies

18 They stink too much

You would too if you keep going in the mud all day

19 They grow up to be bullies later on

Does that mean everyone's a bully then!? - LAURENRL

20 They break things
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