Reasons to Hate Kids

This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids. If you read this, you'll regret being married.

The Top Ten

1 They're annoying

Just so everyone here knows... Not too long ago Piplup tried to upload a list giving the reasons why child abuse should be legal. So he/she's obviously an evil child hater that should be banned.

Why was this list approved...?

This list is terrible...

The list is now reuploaded yay
I was being sarcastic about the yay part

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2 They can't talk

Seriously, why does this list exist? - MegaSoulhero

Reasons to fall for an obvious troll - Satire

Nice job generalizing all kids( I know he's a troll but still) - ReltihFloda

"This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids"
"They Can't Talk"
LMAO - DCfnaf

3 They're gross

The creator of this list is gross but I didn't made a list about them - Myuuu

Not as gross as the creator of the list

They fart too much - Piplup

Oh boo hoo, all human’s fart

4 They all are ugly

If you think all kids are ugly, then the only kid you saw was yourself on the inside.

Okay. This is just too far. - MegaSoulhero

Who is this? A disappointed pedophile? - SpectralOwl

You are far more ugly - lynxa

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5 They just want to live

How is wanting to live a bad thing...?

Yeah I hate them because of this... NO NO not the poor kids the people who made this LIST! They were once a kid to

Like any other creature of this planet - Myuuu

Shut up piplup idc why is that bad shut up duh

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6 They're needy

I don't think I'm capable of caring for a child - Phillip873

7 They beat up people

Where you recently beaten up by a 5 year old...?

You got all angst because some kid beaten you up? - Myuuu

Heh, sure - Phillip873

8 They cry too much

Are you a child abuser? That would explain the crying...?

9 They get triggered over an obvious troll list

It's 2018 fellas, wake up. - Puga

Like this one. - ReltihFloda

Lol - Myuuu

10 They only care about their parents

How is this a bad thing? - MegaSoulhero

Didn't the bible say to honor your father and mother - BoyGenius234

what? - Ale99

The Contenders

11 They steal the sofa when you want to watch TV

No, that is what my dad does.

Kids, where'd you put the sofa this time? - Torchpost

12 They are bullies

But not all children are... - LAURENRL

Once in school I got bullied by a 5 year old visitor from kindergarten. - Piplup

The only bully is you because I am a child - lynxa

13 They miss their "childhood"

So do you.

14 They smoke marijuana

Because they don't
because pooplup is being a poop
because pooplup is offending herself because she was a kid too u know
because pooplups reasons are dumb
because pooplup hates school
because pooplup lives in usa in galway
because pooplup is greedy and pees and poops amd barfs and farts and shakes her stupid bare butt into peoples faces amd does the other for stuff she gives them viruses eww

15 They disrespect elders

They don't stop being poop

16 They whine in an irritating high pitch voice

One of my kids destroyed my Persian rug. Then I KILLED him and managed to get away with it. - Piplup

You KILLED HIM?!?! Should I call the police?!

Yes u should because she wants to kill herself and annoy autistic people (go to reasons to hate your parents)

Then I will kill u *kills piplup* that’s what u get lol

17 They are expensive

To purchase? Or to provide for...?

18 They grow up to be bullies later on

Does that mean everyone's a bully then!? - LAURENRL

I'm sorry if I put it in there. I really didn't know back then, but everyone can be a bully in a while, but this stupid of me. Sorry. - MissRWBY202

Then the only kid you met was yourself

19 They roast you

Nah hunny my parents roast me - lynxa

20 They sing songs over and over

Everybody has already heard the new overplayed mediocre garbage pop song already, we don't need to be reminded of it more. Still though: This is a stupid list. - ReltihFloda

21 They make genital jokes

They don't ahh your facts are sooo pooop

22 They watch annoying shows

Yeah...I can agree on this one... lol... - LAURENRL

Dora, TTG, Spongebob, and many others. - Piplup

23 They love Pokemon

Excuse me I'm a kid and I love pokemon what is wrong with pokemon?

Bulbasaur fans are trolls. - Piplup

24 They watch Teen Titans Go

Seriously? This is a really stupid reasons to hate kids, and I really hate Teen Titans Go. - MissRWBY202

25 They destroy extremely valuable things
26 They swear


27 They stink too much

You would too if you keep going in the mud all day

28 They break things
29 They like to show off
30 They break animatronics at Chuck E Cheese
31 They spam cringe on YouTube
32 They watch Caillou
33 They smell like dog poop
34 They make Teen Titans Go jokes
35 They steal your Final Fantasy 7 game


36 They Watch Disney Channel
37 They want to be on Disney Channel
38 They throw tantrums
39 They annoy
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