Reasons to Hate Kids

This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids. If you read this, you'll regret being married.

The Top Ten

1 They're annoying

My cousins used to be annoying, but as they grew up, they got less annoying.

It actually depends on the type of kid. - Lucy1402

You were a kid once - BoyGenius234

So we should hate you because you were a kid once - Yoshidude

2 They cry too much

Is Piplup a troll? - I80

They act like spoiled Caillous

Of course she’s a troll, what do you expect!? - IceBearRules

3 They prevent parents from enjoying sex while they're in the house
4 They're always in the way
5 They do stupid things like provoke wild animals or throw rocks at hornets nests then expect you to help them

I know, right? They started their mess, they're getting out of it themselves. What they did was so blatantly stupid that it's hard to feel sympathy for them. - KalloFox34

6 They grow up and hate you even though you sacrifice everything you have for them
7 They can't talk

That's just what happens right after your birth. Everyone needs to learn to talk. - Userguy44

Only Little Kids - Oliversky

"This is the reason why you should AVOID talking to kids"
"They Can't Talk"
LMAO - DCfnaf

8 They all are ugly

Okay. This is just too far. - MegaSoulhero

Just the ones that you met because you cursed them to be - Oliversky

So I guess we should hate you. - RoseWeasley

Then your calling yourself ugly everyone was kids once you only made this list because u hate urself

9 They are always the cause of tragic accidents at a zoo

Stupid kid. - FreddyFazStark123

10 They get triggered over an obvious troll list

Piplup nae nae'd us

It's still offensive. Stop. - Pokemonfan10

Hint hint. - Cyri

True though. - MrCoolC

The Contenders

11 They're gross

They fart too much - Piplup

Oh boo hoo, all human’s fart

12 They always find a way to get filthy
13 They're needy

I don't think I'm capable of caring for a child - Phillip873

14 They make you walk very slowly so they can keep up
15 They are bullies

Not all though - Oliversky

So are you. - RoseWeasley

People do this regardless of age. - DarkBoi-X

Where you recently beaten up by a 5 year old...?

16 They always want to eat fattening foods

So? - TheAwesomeDude54

17 They smell

Mainly applies to kids who are still in diapers

You would too if you keep going in the mud all day

18 They only care about their parents

How is this a bad thing? - MegaSoulhero

Didn't the bible say to honor your father and mother - BoyGenius234

what? - Ale99

19 They roast you

This list is offensive. I'm surprised admin approved it

You call 'dum dum', 'your mum', and 'poopypants' roasts? - WheresMyGuitarPick

Nah hunny my parents roast me - lynxa

Their “roasts” are stupid though so who cares? - 3DG20

20 They whine in an irritating high pitch voice

Especially those on Xbox Live, a place infested with prepubescents. - KalloFox34

21 They disrespect elders

They don't stop being poop

22 They steal other kids

Oh my goodness! BILLY just went to his FRIEND'S house! - Cyri

Okay, what? I'm laughing. - Ashes

23 They pee sitting

So? That's what I do. - KalloFox34

Adults do, too!

They copied that from Deadpool 2

24 They swear

They learned swear words from Deadpool

Oh boo hoo you hear a swear word! 😭 - Userguy44


So? Everyone swears. - PokemonYesTeletubbiesNo

25 They sing the same song over and over

There’s a Litterbox comic where the kitten sings Baby Shark for HOURS. Even at night. - Muffet13

My cousin used to do that. THANK GOODNESS SHE NO LONGER DOES IT!

26 They make genital jokes

And adults do this LESS often? I'm sorry, but if you want to troll, be funny. - Cyri

27 They watch kids shows

Seriously? This is a really stupid reasons to hate kids, and I really hate Teen Titans Go.

28 They love Pokemon

Actually, an average child seems to prefer garbage like Call of Duty and Fortnite. Nintendo seems to appeal more to adults nowadays. - KalloFox34

So? - Pokemonfan10

Excuse me I'm a kid and I love pokemon what is wrong with pokemon?

I love Pokemon! I have most of the core games, many cards, and 2 posters! - Pokemonfan10

Bulbasaur fans are trolls. - Piplup

29 They are spoiled brats

Some kids are starving and living in poverty. - WheresMyGuitarPick

30 They are expensive

To purchase? Or to provide for...?

31 They watch annoying shows

Yeah...I can agree on this one... lol... - LAURENRL

Dora, TTG, SpongeBob, and many others. - Piplup

32 They make lame jokes

Your mean I'm a kid crys

33 They want to be on Disney Channel

That channel sucks. Watch Nick or CN instead. - KalloFox34

To become Sitcom brats

34 They like dogs

Dogs are adorable - Pokemonfan10

Are you saying you DON'T LIKE DOGS! - Oliversky

You MONSTER - Yoshidude

35 They hate vegetables
36 They’re cringe worthy

My sister and my dad sometimes said when seeing some cringe worthy movies

37 They sing annoying songs to ruin the moment
38 They break things

Fnaf got to them - Pokemonfan10

39 They like to show off
40 They steal
41 They throw tantrums

They want to go home and watch baby shows.

What a bunch of wimpos

This is on the list multiple times 😑 - KalloFox34

42 They stare at you
43 They play video games

They play fortnite when its for teens - B1ueNew

44 They listen to bad music

Such as rap music. - KalloFox34

Like lil Pump, ricegum, jake paul, camila cabello etc - B1ueNew

I’m thankful that my parents didn’t let me listen to bad music

45 They twerk

Brain bleach is needed.

46 They love using the word poop as an insult
47 They watch Jojo Siwa
48 They make insensitive comments against the disabled.

And you make insensitive comments about child abuse. - RoseWeasley

49 They hate F-Zero Gp Legend (4kids dub)
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