Top 10 Reasons to Hate Kinder Surprise

Aragorn98
I was introduced to this type of toy two years ago. And I gotta say it's one of the worst toys ever in my opinion. It's only sold in Canada, Mexico and Europe. However though, my country of America picked up Kinder Joy (a variation of Kinder Surprise) last year. I guess that's not too bad but I'm still seriously surprised (no pun intended) that these unholy things are still going strong today. They need to be discontinued now.

The Top Ten

1 They're Actually Dangerous

They're banned in some countries because kids ate the whole thing without knowing that there was a toy inside, and they had to be taken to the hospital. - Aragorn98

2 They're Illegal in the US

They're only legal in Canada, Europe and Mexico like I said in the description but not in America. And thank god cause I really don't want these awful things in my home country. It's bad enough that Trump is my country's president now so we don't need Kinder Surprise in America. - Aragorn98

I got one for Christmas. They separated the chocolate from the toy. I liked the chocolate. I like the toy. I don't like Kinder surprise eggs. - 445956

3 The Capsules Can Be Impossible to Open Sometimes

Trust me when I say I tried opening one and it was pretty hard to open. - Aragorn98

4 The Creepy Humpty Dumpty Commercial is Bad

I knew I'd see something about this - SpectralOwl

No joke, when I first saw this creepy as hell advert on YouTube I was like "WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST WATCH?!? " I am shocked that these things are still being sold even after that commercial aired (and I'm also shocked how Mr. Nightmare only put it at number 10 on his most disturbing T.V. commercials list. I know it's his opinion but seriously).

I also forgot to mention that the person who uploaded it on YouTube said it was somewhat disturbing. I really don't see how it is though. If anything it's super disturbing. I guess the uploader just hates kids. - Aragorn98

5 They're All Over YouTube

Anytime a movie gets a few toys, it will instantly get a thousand surprise egg videos in the next 10 minutes. It's depressing I know. - Aragorn98

6 They're Overrated

These things are unfortunately all the range nowadays. I didn't grow up with them and I'm glad I didn't. I had way better toys in my childhood than Kinder Surprise. - Aragorn98

7 They're Unhealthy

In 2016, a food labeling law was started to force the food producers and importers to display visible labels on Kinder Surprise packages to warn about foods high in sugar, saturated fat, sodium, and/or calories. Since Kinder Eggs have three of them (high in sugar, calories, and saturated fat), its sales were forbidden since that date. - Aragorn98

8 They Trick Kids Into Buying Products in the Eggs

Even the toys are cheap plastic rubbish you can forget in less than ten days. - Aragorn98

9 They're Not Always Shaped Like Eggs

When they don't look like eggs, they get something that looks like an egg, cover it in play-doh, and claim it's an egg. - Aragorn98

10 They're Still Going Strong

Why do kids like this awful toy so much? It's overrated and most people I've witnessed on the internet don't even like it. - Aragorn98

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