Top 10 Reasons to Hate The Legend of the Titanic

The Top Ten

1 It is Disrespectful to The People who Died on The Titanic
2 It makes No Sense at All
3 Never Explained why The Humans can Talk to Animals
4 It Exists

Titanic itself is awful and garbage and has to be one of the worst films ever.

This is FAR MORE AWFUL but I haven the finished watching it because I don't EveN BOTHER! - AlphaQ

5 It has a Sequel
6 It's Made for Kids
7 It gives Italians a Bad Name

I'm Italian and I feel like this is really embarrassing. We don't make good animated movies, but this is like, Disney rip offs at its worst. I feel embarrassed to say I come from the same country as the child-hating man who wrote this.

8 Has Bad Animation
9 It says Evil Jailer Sharks are The Ones who Sunk the Titanic and Not the Iceberg
10 It's Insulting to Animal Activists

The Contenders

11 It's Insulting to History
12 It's Insulting to Kid's Intelligence
13 It says that a Giant Octopus with a Dog's Face helped sink the Titanic
14 Nobody on the Titanic died in This Film
15 It's Inaccurate

I feel like this pathetic excuse for a "production company" is at work on "9/11: The true story", which features a bunch of hamsters killing bin Laden, everyone surviving, and all of the would-be victims singing "Why should I worry? " Spoiler: they're all saved by the magic belugas from SeaWorld (SCREW GEOGRAPHY, right? ) and the film ends with everyone dancing to a Duran Duran song. Just because they can. And anyone who says the Twin Towers were destroyed is a lying idiot who has no idea about actual history.
"The Legend of the Holocaust", where Anne frank survives (with the help of mice who are pretty much Jesus), marries the king of the Netherlands and becomes a children's book author. Oh, and Miep Gies becomes an award-winning composer who wrote the score for most Disney movies. The musical number: "How bad can I be? " from the Lorax, sung by Adolf Hitler, and "Let it Go", just 'cause.

16 It Rots your Brain
17 It's the Worst Thing to Come Out of Italy since Mussolini
18 The Dialogue

Mouse 1: I hate to break it to you, but you're a mouse, and she's a human.
Mouse 2: Well, there's one thing I'm not, and that's a racist.

THERE YOU HAVE IT. Opposing a mouse+woman relationship is on the same level of the KKK.

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